“Why Can’t Americans Get Through A Sentence” Minecraft SMP

AMERICANS, Communication, comprehension, culture, discrimination, education, Exploitation, grammar, intelligence, Language, language barriers, mental retardation, Minecraft, prejudice, profit, Sentence, smp, Social Issues, society, Speech, Stereotypes, Syntax, Understanding

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8969
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Star Shards Collected:	224
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Potions Brewed:	99	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Buildings Constructed:	37	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	32	Invisible Walls Found:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the chaos and absurdity of the virtual world!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, cows doing the Macarena, and creepers breakdancing. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll gain the ability to speak fluent llama and have a pet zombie pigman named Bob who tells hilarious dad jokes.

So why wait? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, we take no responsibility for any sudden outbreaks of laughter or uncontrollable snorting that may occur while playing on our server.

Nexus Anarchy

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Vanilla

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7476
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Experience the chaos of Nexus Anarchy, a Minecraft server where there are no rules and hacking is allowed. With no staff to enforce any regulations, players are free to explore and create their own adventures. Join our brand new server that opened on 1/16/24 and enjoy the 24/7 gameplay at nexusanarchy.minecraftserver.us.

nexusanarchy.mcserver.us

Nimedios

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4107
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2516	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Star Shards Collected:	144	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Animals Bred:	84	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	143
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server, where adventure and friendship meet a cool SMP! Enter a world full of biomes and structures.

Our server is infused with creativity and innovation, resulting in a Survival Multiplayer experience that will exceed all your expectations. With features like claims, sethomes, crates, ranks and more, we’ve created a dynamic environment where newbies and experienced adventurers alike will feel at home.

Make your mark on the world with our extensive claims system. Protect your territory from invaders and keep your masterpieces safe. Explore the vast landscapes, build breathtaking structures and share your creations with like-minded gamers.

Sethomes allow you to quickly return to your favorite places, while crates add extra excitement to your discoveries. Earn rewards to make your adventures more intense.

Do you want to distinguish yourself? Discover our ranking system and climb to the top. Earn exclusive benefits and prove to the world what you can achieve in this vibrant digital playground.

Our community is the beating heart of the server. Build friendships, forge alliances and collaborate on projects. Our dedicated staff is always ready to assist you and ensure that your gaming experience runs smoothly.

Jump into our server and discover a world full of adventure, friendship and creativity. Build your dreams, claim your territory and become part of a growing community!

play.nimedios.nl

The Void

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Whitelist

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1643
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Votes:	8157	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Welcome to The Void. An 18+ Gaming community! Recently The Void community voted on having a Minecraft server set up. Not only a server for Java Users but Bedrock users as well! As of posting this The Void team and I have worked diligently on setting up SMP server for everyone to enjoy. Now this server is in its early stages BUT that’s a good thing because we have nowhere to go but up! We will be working closely with our users to make sure we are building a server that everybody can enjoy! All suggestions are taken into account!You will have to register your Minecraft account with our discord but this can be automatic. First you try to connect to the server with TheVoid.mc.gg. you will get a message save the 4 digit code and join the discord provided. when your on look to the users side and find the Minecraft bot. you will send your 4 digit code to the Minecraft bot in a dm. BOOM! Bobs your uncle.With leaderboards, chest shops, MCMMO, and much much more you will have plenty to add to your survival on The Void server!We here at The Void not only invite you to join our WHITE LISTED Minecraft server, But to join our community! We look forward to the games!-Void

TheVoid.mc.gg

EarthCorp

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7728
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Gods Slained:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Mines Excavated:	4997	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Welcome to EarthCorp, a Minecraft Geo-Poltical Simulation server set in a dystopian world where your can and will Escape Your Dystopia and find peace in a new world! Come join us at play.earthcorp.co and try out our custom mechanics and meet our inclusive playerbase!

play.earthcorp.co

ChristianMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3683
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Buildings Constructed:	35	Gods Slained:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	5

We are a Christian Minecraft Server and yes this is not a joke. We are an SMP server with an economy and land claim plugins. You do not have to be a Christian to join we accept all. Our server is Christ centered always seeking and trying our best to be Christ like. If you have any questions feel free to join the discord and hit me up 🙂

christianmc.apexmc.co:25672

BlazeCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5880
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

FREE DONOR RANKS FOR THE FIRST PEOPLE TO JOIN WHEN THE OWNER IS ONLINE!! Supports 1.8x-1.20.2 Welcome to BlazeCraft! We are a new server looking to build a community of players. We offer many different things such as factions, custom enchantments, shop, a money system etc. We still have many things to work on but the server is fully playable. The first few people to join will get free kits and items if the owner is on!

blazefactions.mc.gg

Luna Craft

Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4231
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Votes:	5210
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Elemental Crystals Collected:	60	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

A server that pleases all. Currently in Development and newly released but a fun server tight community and good staff and constant updates.

Luna-Craft.Online

KaianVea

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	112
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Crops Grown:	7954
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	66	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16

*After a thousand years, the scars of the rage of the Dark Wizard are finally healed. Kaian Castle is a distant memory, its foundations rubble in a faraway land. *

Meet a brand-new RPG server filled with tons of adventure and lore! Take quests, explore the vast, beautiful, custom-made worlds of Sovoria, Tevi, Kokorovos, Artesia, and Vea, and champion bosses while upgrading and crafting new, exciting weapons and armor!

Intricate, fun Quests 150+ NPCs actual lore 5 worlds, including Quest worlds and a Survival world with claims! Dynmap 11 Boss Battles

kaianvea.net

Capital Craft

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1359
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Welcome to Capital Craft. A Proper minecraft nerwork runinng its season 3 and focusing on lifesteal and survival.

in1.terohost.in:25571

WelkinMC

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2690
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Void Gems Collected:	18	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Void Armor Forged:	28	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14

Join now to explore a custom MMORPG skyblock world! Play to become one of the most powerful islands on the server and one of the most reputable players! Enjoy PayPal rewards and giveaways!

play.welkinmc.com

Vanilla Vice

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3886
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	New Chunks Explored:	836804
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

VanillaVice is an innovative Minecraft server, full of game modes carefully created to please the player. Our priority is the player and their fun. Connect via IP mc.vanillavicerp.pt!

mc.vanillavicerp.pt

PixelVerse

Bedwars, Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3129
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43

Welcome to PixelVerse, your ultimate Minecraft adventure destination! Immerse yourself in a fascinating world full of diversity and challenges. Our server offers a wide range of exciting game modes including Bedwars, KitPVP, Citybuild, Dropper, Duels, Skyblock, OneBlock, MiniGames, Factions, Lifesteal, Boxmining and even a nostalgic oldPVPBedwarsServer.

Connection information: – Java Edition: Join our server without a port and experience a seamless connection. – IP to join: PIXELVERSE.LINE.PM – Bedrock Edition: Connect to port 35608 for the ultimate Minecraft adventure on Bedrock. – IP to join: PIXELVERSE.LINE.PM, Port: 35608

Why PixelVerse? – Vibrant community: Meet like-minded people, make friends and experience the magic of Minecraft together. – Regular updates: Our server is constantly being improved and expanded to always offer you new and exciting content. – Professional moderation: A dedicated team ensures that the server is a safe and fun place for all players. – Events and Tournaments: Take part in exciting events and tournaments to show off your skills and win amazing prizes.

Are you ready for the ultimate Minecraft adventure? Join the PixelVerse today and experience a world where the possibilities are limitless!

pixelverse.line.pm

Skypeaks

Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	241
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Animals Bred:	56
Alien Abductions:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Villages Defended:	19
Chimeras Created:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Welcome to Skypeaks!

About Us: Skypeaks is a new fun network that aims to be enjoyable for everyone! Come join us and be part of an amazing community!

We currently have the following gamemodes but more will be coming soon!

Lifesteal: Kill to get hearts, or get killed and lose hearts!

Skyblock: Grind your way to the top on your very own private island!

hub.skypeaks.net

Lockley

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3166
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Void Armor Forged:	22	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Lockley is a semi-anarchy survival server that offers lots of op items to match your play style! Op items can be found in large variety from wild looting, trading at spawn with other players or npc traders as well as acquired through voting! PVPers, builders, there’s items for everyone!

lockley.shulker.com

Placebos Network

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5632
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	495
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Animals Bred:	114

Placebos is a survival server for java and bedrock with RPG aspects, in it we start in a world where we have jobs, skills, clans and lots of security against cheaters!

redeplacebos.shop:12000