“Why Can’t Americans Get Through A Sentence” Minecraft SMP

AMERICANS, Communication, comprehension, culture, discrimination, education, Exploitation, grammar, intelligence, Language, language barriers, mental retardation, Minecraft, prejudice, profit, Sentence, smp, Social Issues, society, Speech, Stereotypes, Syntax, Understanding

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2753
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9459	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Votes:	7896	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the chaos and absurdity of the virtual world!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, cows doing the Macarena, and creepers breakdancing. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll gain the ability to speak fluent llama and have a pet zombie pigman named Bob who tells hilarious dad jokes.

So why wait? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, we take no responsibility for any sudden outbreaks of laughter or uncontrollable snorting that may occur while playing on our server.

The Noob Adventures

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9935
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	24	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Ores Mined:	5514	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Star Shards Collected:	198	Dragon Scales Harvested:	460
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	17

This server is based upon the hit series THE N00B ADVENTURES on Youtube!

Our Survival and Event server has fantastic admins who are great at helping players save and manage their creations! Take part in pvp, mob, raid, hungergames, quest, dodgeball, admin-run, holiday, and trivia events DAILY! Brew your own custom potions and beverages! Grab several custom magical weapons and firearms! You can play with all the characters from the N00b Adventures too! Gaylord Steambath might even grief you! I’d recommend staying away from him though…

There are also global donator perks such as pets, nicknames, and magic spells Learn more about it in the server or on our forum and get gear for just voting for us!

Drop on by when you can! We look forward to playing with you!

23.94.159.71

Minedonia

Creative, Cross-Play, Roleplay

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2770
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Secret Passages Found:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	8

Minedonia Est. 2021 | Turning Your Dreams to Reality

About Us Minedonia is an open-world, free-to-build roleplay server with two worlds – a collaborative city world (main world), and a 125×125 plot world for build creations that may not fit in the city; or for just letting your imagination run wild! We have a dedicated community of builders, and laid-back players to play and hangout with! We have server rollbacks and daily backups created so all your creations are safe! We also have many resources to help you build anything you may dream of, including World Edit, Armor Stand Editor, Head Database, and more!

How to Join We offer support for both Java and Bedrock Editions! Come join us with the IP’s below! Java Edition – play.minedonia.com Bedrock Edition – play.minedonia.com | Port: 8162

play.minedonia.com

Factionether

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9095
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	New Chunks Explored:	713979
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Factionether is a small factions server hoping to build a community of dedicated players! Explore the world in a Skyrim-eskt manner where you can discover new grand cities. If you prefer a less honorable means of gaining wealth… raiding is allowed! Build a faction with other players to protect yourself from raids. Factionether also has discord integration so you can talk to players on the server even when you aren’t on yourself! Join us and have some fun!

factionether.mcs.cool:25774

CrownMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6757
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Astral Projections Made:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Mythical Swords Crafted:	95	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Secret Passages Found:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	11

TOWNY | MCMMO | ECONOMY | CUSTOM BOSSES | CUSTOM WEAPONS | SO MUCH MORE! Welcome to CrownMC, a towny adventure server! CrownMC has been closed off to a small group of players for several years, but is now opening up to the public. Our main goal here at CrownMC is to create a fun and co-operative community, while also pushing the limits of Minecraft as a game. CrownMC has an avalanche of customized features; armor sets, weapon models, enchantments, boss mobs, crafting recipes, it’s all been turned up to 10!

Features: Towny – At it’s core, CrownMC is a towny server. For those unaware of how towny works: players are able to create their own town where they can claim land, create laws, tax citizens, ally up with other towns, and so much more. Towny is an extremely in depth plugin, and the possibilities are endless!

Economy – CrownMC also is heavily reliant on our economy system. Players can buy and sell items either at the admin marketplace, or at another players shop with the chest shop plugin. Purchase new ranks with money and gain access to more features and adventures to go on!

Dungeons – CrownMC also has many pre-built dungeons that players can unlock. Once unlocked, you can battle through these dungeons to collect unique loot and legendary weapons!

Elite Armors and Enchantments – CrownMC has a large variety of custom armor sets players can craft and collect to become stronger and make defeating boss mobs and dungeons much easier. With 30+ armor sets and 50+ unique enchantments, you’ll never run out of combinations to try out!

Come and join us! thecrown.mc.gg You can also visit our website at: crownmcserver.enjin.com

thecrown.mc.gg

KraxiaMC

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Vanilla

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6670
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	1798	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Dimension Hops:	9

WHAT IS KRAXIA? Kraxia is a Skyblock server with a twist… Between the various quests, open world inspired town (spawn), dungeons, leveling, talents and prestige systems, we’re sure that you’ve never seen a server quite like this. Kraxia prides itself on being a community-driven environment and is constantly evolving based on the needs and interests of the community.

WHAT IS SKYBLOCK RPG? Kraxia is a traditional Skyblock server with many RPG elements, including a full 1-60 leveling system (xp is gained from farming, forestry, ranching, mining and fishing), featuring a dynamic quest line and various daily quests and challenges. Throughout the server you will find yourself immersed in a traditional RPG setting all based around your island and your experience. We respect that everyone is unique and based on that we’ve created a unique talents system that allows you to play how you want to play!

WHAT MAKES KRAXIA SO UNIQUE? Kraxia has been in development for over four years prior to release. The progress has been slow and steady and the final product is something we are very excited to share with the Minecraft audience! Our small development team have created unique systems exclusive to our community and never seen before content to the larger Minecraft community. We are pleased to share our work with you and invite you to explore our uniquely crafted server!

WHERE CAN I FIND MORE INFORMATION? Kraxia has a dedicated Discord (www.kraxiamc.com/discord) and Twitter (www.twitter.com/KraxiaMC) where you can stay up-to-date with the latest features and changes to our community server. Our helpful staff and community members are just a quick message away from answering your questions!

play.kraxiamc.com

DireSkies

Cross-Play, Mini Games, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8283
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Animals Bred:	176
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Void Gems Collected:	17
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

Looking for the best new Minecraft Server? Look no further! DireSkies is here to help. Mine blocks, level up, and slay your enemies on this exciting new journey.

PAYOUTS We offer a recurring $500 in competitive payout prize! With more money making opportunities present, including real life trading

Join the discord to get familiar with our wonderful community: https://discord.gg/dire

Claim a FREE RANK by joining today $500 in competitive PayPal prize money!

dire.fun

Dragon Shield

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4929
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9047	Animals Bred:	159
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

br.dragonshieldmc.net 19132

We’re one of the friendliest communities out there! We have a strict NO-TOXICITY policy which we enforce very carefully but effectively. Expect warm welcomes and honestly one of the best community experiences that you’ll ever go through. The community is warm, kind and welcoming. PlayTime Ranks, what are they and how do they work? Well, here player I’ll answer your questions. Your rank gets upgraded while you’re playing, the more play time the better the rank! The ranks offer amazing kits and cool perks such as the back, feed, more homes, hats, and many others! What are you waiting for come collect them all! Custom mobs, you might be asking yourself huh what do they even have to offer I’ve seen the same thing on a million servers before… Well we decided to be DIFFERENT! We offer you 20 + Cave Custom Mobs. They spawn below 60 and they sure pack a punch! Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, Crawling Skellys and more awaits you in the deepest depths. We organize weekly boss events! A premium dungeon experience like no other! Fight bosses with a complex attack system and 30+ abilities per boss! The loot is also great but first comes first served the one to get the last hit gets the rewards so be quick and be smart and enjoy your time as the main character on our server!

Our Custom Enchants system offers you not 100, not 200, but 300 ENCHANTS ! You can get them from enchanting normally at a table or you can buy them with EXP! From PVP to Mining enchants to even Effects we have it all! You’ll sure have fun using them we guarantee it!

dragonshieldmc.net

EternalMC

PvP

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	96
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Chimeras Created:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9407	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

A good Minecraft BoxPvP server

Includes:

– ranges to buy

– Money system

– Minas

– Armor

– Piñata

And more

eternalmc.cc:25788

LostOriginsMC

Economy, Survival

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3348
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

We have created a new server, both bedrock and Java can join. – Discord – Shopping district – Player in game money (currency) – Casino and mini games tntrun, mazes – One player sleep – Quests – Slimefun – Player and Server shops – Silk Spawners – Fluffy Machines – Foxy Machines – Mini Blocks – Slimy Tree taps – Dynmap – Land claims – Death chest with teleport for ingame money

lostoriginsmc.com:55485

TownyEternal

MCMMO, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4814
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Mines Excavated:	2412	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Love Letters Sent:	18	Herobrine Sightings:	4

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀www.TownyEternal.com ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀Towny, Ranks, Custom Items, Fishing, Wars, ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Achievements, Ranks, and much more!

play.townyeternal.com

PowerCraft

Earth, Factions, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1743
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	23

Website: https://powercraft.pro/ Discord: https://discord.gg/powercraft Twitter: https://twitter.com/PowercraftPro Store: https://store.powercraft.pro/

org.powercraft.pro

TheStonedGolem

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9193
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Void Armor Forged:	14	Dragons Tamed:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Welcome to The Stoned Golem! Searching for a new server to call home? Well search no further! In a world that is getting less and less connected, we’re here to connect people of all different ages and backgrounds. We strive to maintain a safe space, a place to call home and enjoy your time, without toxicity or drama. We are a proximity chat, community-driven server which excels at introducing to people to one another! We’re transparent in every way we can be; and listen to our community at all times. Some of our core features: Seasons and a calendar year! Thanks to some of our server plug-ins, Players can get some neat bonuses the more they play! Help build an engaging economy with the ability to create player shops! A simple and intuitive system to rent and sell your items! A constantly adapting world, set in Hard Mode. Graves that spawn at your death location. And much more! Our server offers a ton of refreshing features you won’t find elsewhere. From a player-run shopping centers; to player waystones! INFO: IP: thestonedgolem.live Discord: http://discord.gg/hyEmE5GZqE Dynmap: http://thestonedgolem.live:8080/

TheStonedGolem.live

The Superflat Experiment

Anarchy, Cross-Play, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7315
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

The Superflat Experiment is an anarchy server that is running on a default superflat world, 1 layer of bedrock, 2 layers of dirt, and 1 layer of grass. Started on March 11, 2022, the server has seen over 1300 players join and leave their mark on the server. Our community is very relaxed and always love to watch new players begin their adventure on the server, so come and check us out!

BEDROCK PORT IS 25609

superflat.world

Nostalgic Realms

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1933
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Enchantments Applied:	198	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Nostalgic Realms

We are a Semi RPG Medieval Towny War server. Play to win is our slogan and we stand by that, you will never be out classed because of donations no matter how much we appreciate them! Create towns that may grow to countries, form alliances and wage war against your enemies! Your goals may differ from simply surviving on your own , being apart of a small group, or even conquering great kingdoms and expanding your empire across the lands! The choice is yours on how you play and we are here to provide you with the best possible experience.

Features: >>> Proximity Chat >>> Quests >>> Alcohol Brewing >>> Pipe Smoking >>> Towny War >>> Custom Mobs >>> Custom Items >>> Live Map!

Play.NostalgicRealms.com

Mangrove

Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6040
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Mines Excavated:	1047
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Ores Mined:	3607	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Towny server with pvp, jobs, ranks, kits, crates, etc, Join today to Start you Adventure. We are looking for staff and a fun Player base. we are a work in progress so if there is something that should be added talk to the server owner and we will try our best to get that working if it would improve the server.

mangrove.cc