“Why Can’t Americans Get Through A Sentence” Minecraft SMP

AMERICANS, Communication, comprehension, culture, discrimination, education, Exploitation, grammar, intelligence, Language, language barriers, mental retardation, Minecraft, prejudice, profit, Sentence, smp, Social Issues, society, Speech, Stereotypes, Syntax, Understanding

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7807
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Runes Activated:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the chaos and absurdity of the virtual world!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, cows doing the Macarena, and creepers breakdancing. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll gain the ability to speak fluent llama and have a pet zombie pigman named Bob who tells hilarious dad jokes.

So why wait? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, we take no responsibility for any sudden outbreaks of laughter or uncontrollable snorting that may occur while playing on our server.

Vinyard

MCMMO, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8425
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Dimension Hops:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Gods Slained:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Welcome to VineyardServer Ip – vineyard.apexmc.coDiscord – https://discord.gg/nPmDB7Y9tfWe are a relaxed community that loves minecraft but with a twist!Added features. 1. Slimefun – this adds a bunch of new items to the game that allow u to automate almost everything in the game. Like farms,spawners,stroagesystems,auto crafting and much more. 2. PyroFishing – this adds over 100 custom fish into the game. along with many more cool features 3. Towny – you can create a town to make claim to protect you items. also add a /town spawn and many other features. 4. Mcmmo – this add a whole bunch of skills into the game. so as you level you will receive different buffs depending on the skill. also adds a party feature so you can grind with your friends and level up together. 5. Creates – we have vote crates aswell as a bunch of crates u can obtain with in game currency. not only that we have cosmetic crates so u can customize your tools,weapons,armor also sometimes hats and backpacks.

172.240.173.72:9999

Acidic

PvE, PvP

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1452
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5267
Potions Brewed:	52	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Acidic is a Java based survival server with a small community, the server is lightly modified with plugins that we believe improve game play. We have custom Warps, Shops, Lockable items and more! Come build cities with your friends or do whatever you’d like! Server is DDOS protected, has a 24-7 uptime, active staff. Community input is always valued when adding additional plugins.

135.148.137.75:25720

HeathyBox

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6856
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Mines Excavated:	1543	Potions Brewed:	160

HeathyBox is a newly made minecraft box server! Our biggest update yet has just released, the Nether update!

Come play, have fun, invite your friends, use yours kills!

HeathyBox.Minehut.GG

LifeLantern

LifeSteal

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4193
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Void Armor Forged:	19
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Ores Mined:	4922
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

LifeLantern.falixsrv.me:38697

CoralHaven

Economy, Prison, PvP, Vanilla

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2468
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	6

– Dive into the captivating world of CoralHaven! –

– Server IP: play.coralhaven.net – Visit our Store: store.coralhaven.net – Explore more: coralhaven.net – Vote for us: coralhaven.net/vote

play.coralhaven.net

RedeFaint

Economy, KitPvP

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	773
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
New Chunks Explored:	81294	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Potions Brewed:	67
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Welcome to RedeFaint! A server with two modes KitPvP and Rankup! We are a Brazilian network committed to bringing the best to you! Each site you vote for will give you the right to VIP Champion for 5 minutes so you can make better use of the server! Come in and join us on this epic adventure

redefaint.com.br

Frostic MC

Survival

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5949
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Dragons Tamed:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Dimension Hops:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Zombie Dances:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Looking for an epic Minecraft adventure? Look no further than Frostic MC! This incredible Minecraft server is the ultimate destination for all players seeking a thrilling and immersive gameplay experience. With its vast and diverse world, Frostic MC offers endless possibilities and excitement that will keep you hooked for hours on end! Why should you join Frostic MC? Well, let me tell you! Firstly, the server boasts a vibrant and friendly community that is always ready to welcome new players with open arms.

Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a complete newbie, you’ll find a supportive and inclusive environment where you can make new friends and forge unforgettable memories. But that’s not all! Frostic MC also has a wide range of features that cater to every player’s preferences.

There’s something for everyone to enjoy. The server’s dedicated team of staff members ensures that the gameplay is fair, balanced, and free from any cheaters or rule-breakers. So, what are you waiting for? Join Frostic MC today and embark on an extraordinary Minecraft journey like no other! Prepare to be amazed by the stunning landscapes, engage in thrilling adventures, and become a part of a vibrant community that will make your gaming experience truly unforgettable.

Frostic.mcserver.us

GotSMP

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9274
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

Fun multiplayer sever with nice admin claims factions rtp soon voice chat multplayer we might make you an operator join today for a very fun time If you have any questions we GOT you! have fun

gotsmp.feathermc.gg

OpalMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2275
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Divine Spears Created:	16
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

New Bedrock + Java Vanilla SMP! Looking for a cross-platform Vanilla Economy server with no pay-to-win features? Look no further- we’ve got what you need right here on Opal-MC!

– Always Online – Fair & Equal Economy – Custom Player-Owned Shops – Well Balanced MMO Skilling -Bedrock & Java Cross-Play – PVP Completely Optional – Free Ranks & Perks

Bedrock: play.opal-mc.com Java: play.opal-mc.com

play.opal-mc.com

Donutopia

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	300
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Farms Harvested:	450
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Votes:	6916
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

“Embark on an epic adventure in our Minecraft realm! Unleash your creativity, conquer challenging quests, and build your dream world with a vibrant community. Join us for an immersive gaming experience where imagination knows no bounds. Welcome to a realm of endless possibilities!” (chatgpt text

104.238.220.120:25585

Empyria

MCMMO, Pixelmon

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2092
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Dragons Tamed:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Join the discord for the mods needed [in the channel ‘’announcement’’]

Welcome to our brand-new Minecraft server, where adventure awaits! Immerse yourself in a unique gameplay experience with the Cobblemon mod, adding a new twist to your mining adventures by introducing Pokemon that you can battle and collect. Unleash your creativity with the Create mod, offering a wide range of tools and contraptions to build impressive structures and automate tasks. Join our community, explore vast worlds, and embark on exciting quests filled with challenges and rewards. Are you ready to craft, build, and conquer in this ultimate Minecraft journey?

play.empyriamc.com

Goofy Goobers

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6166
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Dragon Scales Harvested:	486	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Divine Spears Created:	19
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0

So that everyone knows, not everything on the server is finished! I am working on it though!

Dynmap – http://142.4.207.221:8052/

If you’re ever on the server and something doesn’t work, is broken, or isn’t properly set up, do not be afraid to ping me in Discord and tell me!

There’s more server information on PlanetMinecraft! https://www.planetminecraft.com/server/goofy-goobers/

142.4.207.221:25606

AUAnarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9579
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Underground Cities Explored:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Endless Night Skies:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Farms Harvested:	464	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

AUAnarchy is a new Australian-hosted 1.20.4 Minecraft anarchy server.

We originally started back in 2021 and have now brought it back with updated plugins for speed-hack prevention and server hardware.

The world has been wiped since then so connect quickly to get a head-start!

– Australian Hosted! – 1.20.4! – Hacks Allowed!

mc.auanarchy.com

Garrettmc Network

Anarchy, Bedwars, Mini Games, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1156
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Enchantments Applied:	214	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Hello and welcome to the Garrettmc network :). We have a variety of games to choose from, we have Minigames, Murder-Mystery, Skyblock, Classic smp, Smp, factions, creative, and an anarchy server as well. We know that the server wasn’t the best in the past and we are actively working toward making a higher quality server experience. We hope to see you on the server :), have a good day.

mc.garrettmc.org

ChargedCreeper

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4495
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Animals Bred:	64	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	94	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	480
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ores Mined:	7130
Infernal Machines Built:	1	New Chunks Explored:	585145
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

We use plugins to enhance your experience in Minecraft. Each one is carefully selected and configured to offer you a challenging and rewarding experience with replayability in mind while also keeping your progress safe! We aim to reduce bloat and poor performance on our server to keep your playing experience as smooth as possible.

We aren’t just another SMP server. Our goal is to expand on the existing vanilla content in such a way that traditional mechanics are minimally affected. With the litany of servers available at your disposal, you may ask “Why should I join Charged Creeper?”. To answer that question: Simply join our server anytime, any place on any platform and see for yourself. There are no whitelist’s – no restrictions upon joining – no requirements to join our Discord (although it’s highly encouraged as most of our information regarding rules, commands, etc. will be posted there!).

161.129.182.23