“Why Can’t Americans Get Through A Sentence” Minecraft SMP

AMERICANS, Communication, comprehension, culture, discrimination, education, Exploitation, grammar, intelligence, Language, language barriers, mental retardation, Minecraft, prejudice, profit, Sentence, smp, Social Issues, society, Speech, Stereotypes, Syntax, Understanding

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5042
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Runes Activated:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the chaos and absurdity of the virtual world!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, cows doing the Macarena, and creepers breakdancing. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll gain the ability to speak fluent llama and have a pet zombie pigman named Bob who tells hilarious dad jokes.

So why wait? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, we take no responsibility for any sudden outbreaks of laughter or uncontrollable snorting that may occur while playing on our server.

SpaceMC

Skyblock

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8901
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	269	Animals Bred:	158
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Zombie Dances:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	1

SpaceMC is the home of competitive skyblock. Make sure to join to earn up to $5,000 just by playing each map!

IP: play.space-mc.com Version: 1.7.x-1.15.x

play.space-mc.com

Dragon Riders

Skyblock

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5522
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	249	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Void Gems Collected:	20	Crops Grown:	1843
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	193
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Hello. And welcome to Dragon Riders :). We have a very loyal and respective community. Right now we have a very desirable skyblock gamemode and it’s only going to get better as time goes on. Some time in the future we will add other game modes. Please vote for us and enjoy your stay here.

mc.dragonriders.us

Royal MC

Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	1184
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2106	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49
Votes:	1535	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

RoyalMC is a Minecraft Server Network. We have plenty of gamemodes to choose from. We’re an Slovenian/English Minecraft Server and would like to attract new players from all around the world.

RoyalMC.eu

Sunrust

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	198
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87
Crops Grown:	4484	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Mines Excavated:	4454
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Void Gems Collected:	28

We’re thrilled to announce that Sunrust, our 1.20.x Vanilla Minecraft server, has officially emerged from its beta testing phase and is now open to the public! Not only has Sunrust officially launched, but we offer both Creative and Survival options.

Be sure to have Server Resource Packs: Enabled How to join Survival To begin your Survival journey, simply type “/kit spawn” upon entering the server to receive essential starter items and a comprehensive guide on commands to navigate your experience.

As a special feature, players gain the ability to claim one chunk of land per hour and they start with 16 chunks. Custom Terrain, Dungeons, Enchantments, Land Claiming and much more.

How to join Creative If you wish to join the Creative world, type “/creative” upon entering the server. PlotsSquared, FastAsyncWorldedit, goBrush, goPaint, Voxelsniper, HeadDatabase, Arceon and much more.

game.sunrust.org:25564

HyNeo Network

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1540
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Buildings Constructed:	44	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Falling into the Void:	3

«HyNeo Network» – Minecraft server with a high-quality implementation of game modes, monthly tops, interesting quests, lack of strong emphasis on donating for players, loving to compete, create and have fun with friends. ▶ SURVIVAL ◀ ▶ ANARCHY ◀ ▶ CREATIVE + ◀ ▶ YOUR OWN SERVER ON LAUNCH + ◀ ▶ PVP ◀

hub.hyneo.ru

4b4t

Anarchy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5999
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Votes:	7612	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

4 builders 4 tools, known for being one of 2b2t’s clones. Owned by jj20051, also the owner of 9b9t.com. 4b4t is a 1.13.2 anarchy server with a decent community, even if it is small. —————————————————– IP: 4b4t.us Discord: https://discord.gg/5q59DTT —————————————————–

4b4t.us

Vanilla-Minecraft

PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8946
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Void Armor Forged:	18
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	157	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

At your side since 2013, Vanilla Minecraft is a Hardcore survival server. Come rediscover survival as Notch designed it, in multiplayer. We have just given you what you need to protect yourself from grievances and theft without any superfluous plugins. With a close-knit community where mutual aid and good humor are essential.

Do not hesitate to visit our site and/or our Forum for more information and to discover our other servers. The current server version is displayed on our site. Follow us: https://linktr.ee/Vanilla_Minecraft

play.vanilla-minecraft.fr

A Game of Ice and Fire

Factions, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4741
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

Explore the entire continent of Westeros! With realistic biomes, unique ore spawn locations, and interactive citizens, you can create your own experience and history in the Game of Thrones world! Complete quests and attain unique achievements and rewards, all to rule over the Seven Kingdoms yourself! This server uses an incredibly accurate map created by Greyson Kousari, so mine and explore mountains, swamps, and river deltas in different kingdoms for the ores you need!

Visit our website! https://nauticalneptune.wixsite.com/agameoficeandfire

51.79.107.45:25570

Craftadia Survival

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8288
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	183	Dragon Eggs Found:	7056
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

NEW YOUTUBERS ONLINE – COME VISIT!

Craftadia is a revolutionary Survival experience that focuses on bringing players together unlike ever before!

Our server is a grief-free and protected area where anyone and everyone can come online and play with others. We strive to provide a custom experience while maintaining the pure survival gameplay.

Every 3 votes on Craftadia, you’ll be given a special vote key that you can use to unlock rare and exciting items!

We have dungeons, custom shops, land claiming, guilds and so much more! What are you waiting for?

IP: play.craftadia.com

play.craftadia.com

MythicalMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2571
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Crops Grown:	3640	Meteorites Collected:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Animals Bred:	127
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Gods Slained:	0

MythicalMC is a brand new Minecraft server featuring original minigames that you wont find anywhere else.

Our goal has been to create fresh Minecraft gameplay experiences that challenge new skills and bring a new competitive edge while still using the 1.8 combat style.

Reach to the skies in Sky Rush, test your tactics in Protect The Oracle, move fast in the quick-paced game of Optic Strike or chillout and play with others in the rotating Mythical Games.

Join today, theres something for everyone!

play.mythicalmc.com

SpaceDelta

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	6240
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Potions Brewed:	70	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

SpaceDelta is a network which thrives on creating new and innovative content. We at SpaceDelta are dedicated to enriching players experience, and we do this with the community – for the community.

Not only that, SpaceDelta presents some of the most unique and addictive content. – The Void – The Obelisk – Runes – Custom Currencies And much more!

What are you waiting for? Join our discord to be apart of our adventure, https://discord.gg/spacedelta

play.spacedelta.net

MineMania

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2063
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Magic Items Found:	1474	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Enchantments Applied:	258	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8

February 2015. The server started on the 8th directly after the stoppage of the well-known HU-Minecraft ProMC server. The admin team at that time created this server. Unlike ProMC, MineMania allowed for all game types, but in early 2017 it returned to ProMC’s own plugin and plain survival game mode.

Thanks to the plugin created by us, you can play with easy-to-use, clean systems. You can send items to online/offline players. You can sell your bored things at the auction, which online players can bid on.

Because of the huge track, you can settle in a place where the best panorama opens up to your 101×101 area. Maybe you can expand your empire if you play with your friends and defend them together, like a chessboard. For a calm game, mobs and pvp can be turned off, and you can ban all players who are not your friends.

MineMania’s target audience is players who want to play Minecraft in a community, rather than hopping around islands with a wooden sword.

Our IP address: play.minemania.hu Website: http://www.minemania.hu/

Remember, more is better! Come to our Discord server to chat with other players. Join: http://dc.minemania.hu/

play.minemania.hu

Aero Survival

Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4818
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	47	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Introduction Welcome to Aero, a unique and fun place to hangout, and chat with friends. Aero is a Survival Multiplayer server with aspect that offers unique experiences ,custom events, and an abundance of free perks that differentiates us from any other server.

Features While being rather new, Aero comes with a plethora of features that are ready to go. You can find a list of them below. – Lands Management, create lands and invite friends with limited to no griefing. – Voting Rewards, vote for our server and get unique, valuable rewards, and high teir ranks. – Extra Perks, for just joining the server you get free Flight in Spawn, Tpa, Hat, and Stone Tools.

Play.AeroSurvival.Net

The Last Block Bender – Avatar Bending

Creative, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8880
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Villages Defended:	12	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

THE LAST BLOCK BENDER is a bending server inspired by the world of Avatar: The Last Air Bender and The Legend of Korra. Choose an element to control and wield awesome powers as you fight in the many PVP arenas, level up your skills as you explore quests in the Spirit world, and build your nation in the pursuit of power and glory!

play.thelastblockbender.com

EU Winter.tf Slimefun SMP

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3064
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Zombie Dances:	4	Secret Passages Found:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	20

Just a random small minecraft server run by side for fun, hosted in germany on a pretty good dedicated machine, we have a normal survival world and slimefun 😀 Rules: 1 No Griefing. 2 No Stealing. 3 No Spamming. 4 No Advertising. 5 No Racist or Sexist Remarks. 6 No Mods/Hacks (Ask staff) 7 No Chat Abuse. 8 No Builds Near Spawn. 9 No Asking for OP or Items. 10 Use Common Sense. 11 Respect all Players. 12 Obey Staff.

winter.tf