“Why Can’t Americans Get Through A Sentence” Minecraft SMP

AMERICANS, Communication, comprehension, culture, discrimination, education, Exploitation, grammar, intelligence, Language, language barriers, mental retardation, Minecraft, prejudice, profit, Sentence, smp, Social Issues, society, Speech, Stereotypes, Syntax, Understanding

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	2285
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Enchantments Applied:	82
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the chaos and absurdity of the virtual world!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, cows doing the Macarena, and creepers breakdancing. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll gain the ability to speak fluent llama and have a pet zombie pigman named Bob who tells hilarious dad jokes.

So why wait? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, we take no responsibility for any sudden outbreaks of laughter or uncontrollable snorting that may occur while playing on our server.

DSBZ

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1104
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Crops Grown:	9245	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	18

DBC Server 1.7.10, already a year old, we have variety of things and we are the server with the most content of our type, there are quite a few modes and it is quite active

Únenos!

play.dragonsexblockz.com

Changed Evade

FTB, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9725
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Holy Grails Found:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Alien Abductions:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Divine Spears Created:	29	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	15

Changed Evade is a Modded Survival Hard Difficulty Server Dedicated to Players who are a huge fan of Changed. On Steam!

We Provide alot of Rules that arent so strict and allow players to pvp and Protect there builds from other players using FTB Claim Protection.

We have bunch of NPC Quest and Stores for you to have fun. many mods such as Mrcrayfish gun mod, Simpleplanes, Ftb Systems, and so much more!

This Server is for forge 40.2.0 and 1.18.2 Java Edition

Check out our modpack to play! https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/changedevade

ChangedEvade.playwn.co

Legion Network – Factions / Survival

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4521
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Enchantments Applied:	289
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	133	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

play.thelegionmc.com

BoxMiningX

Cross-Play, Factions, MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8344
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Star Shards Collected:	190	Love Letters Sent:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	9208
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	84
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

BoxMiningX is a Prison mainly server where you need to grind, mine, kill bosses and players to evolve and become the richest.

boxminingx.minehut.gg

Isaiahman03 Network

Creative, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9144
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Ores Mined:	5994
Dragon Scales Harvested:	499	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	12

This server is not just a smp server we have alot of amazing and fun things such as. Hub server where you can use cosmetics such as gadgets and play games and do parkour and more. We have alot of things such as mystery boxes. Minigame events Participate in minigames during events to earn Gems. What are gems for exactly ? Well let me tell you! you can earn gems by playing on the server or participating in our weekly events! you can use those gems to buy ranks which gives you access to more commands and more abilities and more we even have a PVP arena all these things listed ubove are what we have for the SMP survival server to join click the NPC To buy ranks just do /Points store and click the bedrock and it will take you to the ranks store GUI We have a Creative CMP server for players who want to play on creative mode Rules No Racism/hate/discrimination No Swearing No Hacking No Ban Evasion No Staff Disrespect/Impersonation/player impersonation/Disrespect Do Not Ask For Op you will be banned if you do please read /rules for more info

Isaiahman03Network.exaroton.me:17437

SkinCraft Survival and Economy

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	1292
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6263	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

skincraft.shulker.xyz

HoneyBerryMC

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4673
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Void Armor Forged:	13
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Divine Spears Created:	15
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4

HoneyberryMC:

HoneyBerry is a fairly new Minecraft server. We offer towny system, jobs, custom items, awesome ranks, and much more! The small community is a perfect place to feel right at home along with the super friendly staff.

Come & join us! play.honeyberrymc.com

play.honeyberrymc.com

RainMasYand

Cross-Play, OneBlock, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	6510
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8

Little Vanilla Server! For a hassle-free game with friends! Multi worlds Survival / Oneblock / Prison / Skybloc and pure vanilla zero plugin on Whitelist. Apply on discord. Welcome! Java IP: rainmasyand.fun Bedrock IP: rainmasyand.fun:19132

rainmasyand.fun

FuseMC

LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4924
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

**Discover the up-and-coming FuseMC: Striving to enhance Lifesteal with CrystalPvP**

FuseMC is a brand new Lifesteal server launched in 2023. We currently have an amazing customized LifeSteal server with the best features possible with some of the best Cpvpers playing our Lifesteal server. FuseMC offers an opportunity for Bedrock, Java, and Cracked players as well.

**Unique Server Optimization**

While building our server we wanted to make sure it was optimized to the fullest potential. We wanted to make sure high-ping players could fight like they were on a zero-ping server. Simply put we created a lag-free server and will continue to make it a high priority as well.

**Variety of options in-game:**

We offer players to play on 1.19 – 1.20.1 and Bedrock to play on the current version. We also offer a Huge CPVP arena with regenerative terrain! Multiple ways to earn money with farms and in-game economy as well as 3 brand new King Of The Hill arenas ran multiple times daily! Join today! play.fusemc.net!

play.fusemc.net

EchoSMP | Vault Hunters 3rd Edition

FTB, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1213
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Potions Brewed:	126
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

EchoSMP | Vault Hunters 3rd Edition 1.18.2

Server IP: vh.echosmp.com Server Discord: discord.gg/Pqz9qtHRQ3 Vault Hunters Version: Always Latest Server Location: Europe Server Ram: 128GB

New Features – 18/02/2023 – Now you can trade any item in the vault hunter’s mod pack with anyone else in the server using the Auction House! – Now you can gain daily rewards that are tailored toward your progression in Vault Hunters!

vh.echosmp.com

Impeerium

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	990
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Void Gems Collected:	34	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Dimension Hops:	15	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Welcome to the new Empire, the adventures begin here!

We are fully committed to keeping the atmosphere as positive as possible. We want you to feel welcome. We welcome you all to join our community, you will experience the best gaming experience here.

Our goal is to provide players with a fun and enjoyable gaming experience.

We hope to see you here

play.impeerium.net

Townscraft

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3593
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Townscraft is a Survival Multiplayer server that focuses on creating towns. Each town contains houses, shops, farms and more. You can join an already existing town, create new towns with three or more members, or choose to be a solo nomad. From Big City Skyscrapers to Steampunk Floating Islands to Funkytown themes, there’s something for everyone.

65.110.45.90

Hysteria Network

Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding, Skywars

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2528
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Buildings Constructed:	43
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Astral Projections Made:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Falling into the Void:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14

BETA ON SATURDAY 6 PM GMT THIS WEEKEND

Compete against others in our various game-modes and make your way towards the top of the leaderboard to earn prizes! Track your progress and statistics in real-time as you play our countless gamemodes!

Discord: https://discord.gg/rpuR8N2Hm6 Website: https://www.hy-pvp.com/ IP: hy-pvp.com

hy-pvp.com

CliffCraft

Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2199
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Mines Excavated:	1148
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Gods Slained:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Are you tired of the same p2w grindy, gambling based SMPs? Look no further than Hearts Of Minecraft! Our server offers a unique geopolitical SMP experience, set on planet Earth at a 1:750 scale. Create your own towns and build them into sprawling metropolises, and conquer the world in a militaristic nation style. Master the aspect of firearms, create huge tank armies or build vast fleets. Join HoM today and create your nation!

play.cliffcraft.online

CraftPlay

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9138
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Gods Slained:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

CraftPlay is a survival Minecraft server founded in Singapore. If you are looking for adventures, friendships, and other enjoyable things on a Minecraft survival server, then CraftPlay is the one to join! The server features a balanced economy and advance gameplay that will surely make you want to play Minecraft every day!

play.craftplay.xyz:25570