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| Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 133 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Rainbows Spotted: | 8 |
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the chaos and absurdity of the virtual world!
Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, cows doing the Macarena, and creepers breakdancing. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll gain the ability to speak fluent llama and have a pet zombie pigman named Bob who tells hilarious dad jokes.
So why wait? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, we take no responsibility for any sudden outbreaks of laughter or uncontrollable snorting that may occur while playing on our server.
