“Why Can’t Americans Get Through A Sentence” Minecraft SMP

AMERICANS, Communication, comprehension, culture, discrimination, education, Exploitation, grammar, intelligence, Language, language barriers, mental retardation, Minecraft, prejudice, profit, Sentence, smp, Social Issues, society, Speech, Stereotypes, Syntax, Understanding

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4370
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Mythical Swords Crafted:	95	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Dragon Eggs Found:	2295

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the chaos and absurdity of the virtual world!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, cows doing the Macarena, and creepers breakdancing. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll gain the ability to speak fluent llama and have a pet zombie pigman named Bob who tells hilarious dad jokes.

So why wait? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, we take no responsibility for any sudden outbreaks of laughter or uncontrollable snorting that may occur while playing on our server.

GoPlay MC

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	201
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Endless Night Skies:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14

We are proudly a premium gaming network with a no pay-to-win framework, donations maintain the platforms and enhance your gaming journey. Join us for a fair and enjoyable gaming experience! Our Road Map! Creative Server Launch: Early 2024 • Feedback and bug fixes

Arcade Server (Beta) Launch: Mid 2024 • TNT Tag • Spleef • Hide and Seek • Murder Mystery • Feedback and bug fixes • More T.B.A

Lets.GoPlayMC.Net

iConic SMP 4.0

KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5867
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Emeralds Found:	7766
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Gods Slained:	1

iConic SMP 4.0, The latest season released by iCave developers for Minecraft enthusiasts! This server offers an exhilarating PvP experience with custom tools and armors, as well as a sprawling PvP arena for epic battles. Players can look forward to daily, weekly, and monthly rewards and giveaways, making every moment on the server exciting.

With a diverse audience including Twitch and YouTube streamers, iConic SMP 4.0 is a vibrant community where players can engage with their favorite content creators. The server also features a robust Job system, allowing players to carve out their own path and progress accordingly.

Custom ranks available through the webstore and crates that can be earned or purchased add an extra layer of excitement to the gameplay. Additionally, the server offers a unique feature where players can obtain tool skins from crates or by completing quests, allowing them to showcase their individuality.

iConic SMP 4.0 is built on a normal vanilla Minecraft foundation, ensuring that players can seamlessly access all the custom tools upon joining. Whether you’re on game version 1.8 or 1.20.4, you can dive into the action at play.iconicsmp.xyz. Don’t forget to check out the webstore at store.iconicsmp.xyz for additional perks and items to enhance your gaming experience!

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GearsMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8999
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Love Letters Sent:	18	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Magic Items Found:	3214
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

(For bedrock, use ip: gearsmc.com:19132)This community was founded on my love and passion for cars and the automotive industry, and well everything with gears. All players are welcome. If you are looking for a laid back, chill, and diverse place to chat with new people and make friends, all while enjoying car talk, you’ve found the right place. Currently there are 3 servers available to play in GearsMC. Factions, Survival, Anarchy. Three separate servers with three separate vibes. Join now and decide which will be your home. By default, you will join the Factions server as that is currently receiving the most attention from admins regarding constantly improving aspects of the server every day to be more enjoyable for you, our players.I look forward to playing with you! The ip is just gearsmc.com Sincerely, – Luke (drivefast)

gearsmc.com

WheatSMP

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5757
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Secret Passages Found:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28

Embark on an epic journey in WheatSMP, the ultimate Minecraft server where adventure meets strategy! Engage in thrilling PvP battles, protect your turf with claiming, and master unique skills. Embark on quests that challenge your wit and courage, unlocking in-game achievable ranks along the way. Join WheatSMP for an immersive experience where every block you break and every battle you win propels you towards greatness! Are you ready to conquer the WheatSMP world? Join now!

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Vivican Crack House

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5982
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	71	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Emeralds Found:	8825
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

37.10.106.146

Obsidian Odyssey

Survival

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1380
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Void Gems Collected:	28	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Obsidian Odyssey, a Minecraft server, excels with its sophisticated banking system, a dynamic economy, and the “baltop” feature that ranks players by wealth. It also boasts player-set warps, allowing for easy navigation and personalized spaces. The server’s diverse features, including these and more, create an engaging and multifaceted gameplay experience.

You can join our server using 1.20.1 – 1.20.4

play.obsidianodyssey.net

LevelUp

Anarchy, Economy, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4343
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Zombie Dances:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Holy Grails Found:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	159
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1

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LegendFactions

Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4864
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	217
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Star Shards Collected:	247
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Brand new factions server, with a variety of features. Such as, Koths, Outposts, Jobs, Envoys, Crates, Ranks, Pvp, Darkzone, Fishing, and much more.

LegendFactions.lets.game:2011

MC.RANK.LV

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1926
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Star Shards Collected:	284	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Welcome to MC.RANK.LV, where nostalgia meets excitement! Immerse yourself in the classic charm of our Oldschool Factions server, tailored for version 1.8. Engage in thrilling survival adventures, conquer territories with factions, and test your PvP skills in intense battles. Explore our carefully curated shop for unique items and gear. Join us for a journey back to the roots of Minecraft gaming, where every block holds a story. Experience the magic of MC.RANK.LV – your ultimate destination for timeless fun and camaraderie.

mc.rank.lv

Speedsteal

LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	466
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Emeralds Found:	1418

About us

Our Game Modes

RPG (Custom Survival!): Explore a customized survival experience that blends the classic survival gameplay of Minecraft with exciting RPG elements. Engage in quests, build your character, and immerse yourself in an enchanting world where your choices matter.

Speedsteal Network is your gateway to the extraordinary world of Minecraft, where you can explore a custom survival RPG And connect with a vibrant and welcoming community. Our team is dedicated to making your experience memorable, and we continue to evolve our server to keep things fresh and exciting.

Embark on your next great Minecraft adventure at Speedsteal Network. Join us today, and be part of our growing community, where your journey is limited only by your imagination!

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The Vast

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3285
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

thevastMC.mcserver.us

ValenMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4372
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Runes Activated:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Welcome to ValenMC Lifesteal Server!

Gameplay Features:

Lifesteal Mechanics: Unleash the power of Lifesteal as you engage in intense PvP battles. Every hit not only damages your foes but also replenishes your health, giving you a strategic edge in combat.

Challenging PvE: Venture into dangerous dungeons and face formidable mobs that require cunning strategies and the mastery of Lifesteal to conquer.

How to Join:

Java Edition: play.valenmc.com

Bedrock Edition: play.valenmc.com:19132

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Royalt Network

MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8063
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Buildings Constructed:	12
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

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Musecraft Remastered

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7732
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Dragon Eggs Found:	6616
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39

A Semi-Vanilla survival server from 2010 remastered and brought back in 1.20 come join the fun and enjoy the history. Classic Minecraft experience the way it was intended to be played.

musecraft.me:50898

Koffi Network

Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	724
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	38
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

A friendly Minecraft Network focused into bringing the comfy feelings to you!

We offer a lot of gamemodes incuding Survival, Skyblock, Minigames, and more!

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