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NovichokCraft Minecraft Server

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come join our minecraft server where we have more drama than a spy novel! Putin is ordering Novichok attacks and double agents are spilling the tea at our UK inquiry-themed server. You never know who’s gonna backstab you next, just like in real life! Join us for a wild ride filled with intrigue, espionage, and maybe even a little bit of crafting. Who needs diamonds when you have international espionage to keep you entertained? So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a server experience that’s more thrilling than a James Bond movie!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Love Letters Sent:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5359

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

BloodCraft: Heroes Unite

Blood, Bloodcraft, Conflict, controversy, Diplomacy, establishment, Heroes, heroic fighters, History, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, Israel, leadership, Macron, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Netanyahu, Politics, SOVEREIGNTY, Speech, Statement, un resolution, unite

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthin, dis server wasn’t established by sum boring old UN resolution, nah, it was built through the BLOOD of HEROIC FIGHTERS. yea, u heard me right, we got warriors out here fightin for blocks and diamonds like it’s their destiny. u wanna be part of dis crazy adventure? join now and be a part of history in da making. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for creepers, they ain’t playin around.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Star Shards Collected:	281
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

QuiverMC

Earth, KitPvP, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Survival Creative Roleplay PvP Minigames Skyblock Economy Towny Factions Pixelmon Skywars Parkour Prison Bedwars KitPvP Vanilla Modded Hardcore RPG Build Battle

Welcome to QuiverMC, where adventure meets community! Join us for a unique Minecraft experience with custom plugins, friendly staff, and regular events. Explore vast landscapes, build epic creations, and forge new friendships. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, there’s something for everyone at QuiverMC!”

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	121
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Towns Built:	8
Chimeras Created:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Puffton Corporation SMPs

Biomes, Claims, Cross-Play, Custom, Datapacks, Fun Features, Minecraft, Puffton Corporation, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Sethome, smp, Spawn, Structures, Survival, Tpa, Vanilla, villagers

A custom survival server with some usual smp stuff like claims sethome tpa and /spawn to go back to spawn server also has some custom datapacks such as custom villagers custom biomes custom structures and a whole lot more fun features

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Vinland Adventure: Where even the creepers wear mods and forge new friendships!

AdAstra, Adventure, AE2, Alexs mobs, Aphoteosis, Artifacts, Awesome Dungeons, Blood Magic, cc, Create, CREEPERS, Dungeons now loading, farmers delight, Forge, FRIENDSHIPS, ftb chunks, FTB Quests, Lootr, Mekanism, Modded, Mods, MrCrayfish’s Furnioture, mutant monsters, Productive Bees, Simply Swords, Twilight Forest, vinland, wear

Minecraft Server Overview

Main Mods
FTB Quests
Create
AdAstra
Mekanism
Twilight Forest
Blood Magic
AE2
Aphoteosis
Productive Bees
Alex’s Mobs
Awesome Dungeons (all)
CC
Dungeons Now Loading
Simply Swords
Lootr
FTB Chunks
Farmer’s Delight
MrCrayfish’s Furniture
Artifacts
Mutant Monsters

Come and join https://discord.gg/wHPh996h6X

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join the Discord server and follow the instructions provided there for joining the Minecraft server.

Q: Are there any specific rules for the server?

A: Yes, there are rules listed in the Discord server that you must follow while playing on the Minecraft server.

Q: What kind of gameplay can I expect on this server?

A: This server offers custom semi-technical, factory, and exploration gameplay with a variety of mods to enhance your experience.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	559718
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	20

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Holo Boyfriend Manager Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Boyfriend, career, Communication, Decision making, Ethics, Hiring, Holo, leadership, loyalty, Manager, Minecraft, Partnership, personal life integration, PROFESSIONAL, relationships, Server, Shiori, teamwork, Trust, work, workplace dynamics

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our server is run by Shiori’s boyfriend! And let me tell you, he is the BEST manager in the virtual world.

Join our server and experience the thrill of having a boyfriend as a manager. Need some extra diamonds? Just ask Shiori’s boyfriend, he’ll hook you up. Want to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of gold blocks? No problem, Shiori’s boyfriend will make it happen.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Shiori’s boyfriend once tamed a dragon in Minecraft and rode it into battle against an army of zombies. And if you join our server, you might just get to witness his epic gaming skills in action.

So why settle for a regular old Minecraft server when you can join ours and experience the magic of having a boyfriend as a manager? Trust us, it’s a game-changer.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Runes Activated:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Magical Moments Shared:	28

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

> Giga Chad Isn’t Re- Minecraft SMP

Chad, Giga, GigaChad, Isnt, long tail, Minecraft, re, smp, tags

Are you tired of playing on wimpy Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new flower in a meadow? Well, look no further, because on our server, Gigachad isn’t just a myth – he’s a reality! Join us if you want to witness Gigachad flex his muscles and mine diamonds with his bare hands while riding a dragon!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions and lays golden eggs that can be used as currency. Join us if you want to challenge the Chicken King to a dance-off for a chance to win exclusive loot and bragging rights!

And if that’s still not enough to convince you, just know that our server is protected by a team of ninja pandas who will stop at nothing to keep the peace and protect our precious resources. Join us if you want to train alongside these fierce warriors and learn the ways of the bamboo forest.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures and craziest characters that the blocky world has to offer!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	441	Mythical Swords Crafted:	99
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

TurkeyCraft: No Cooks Allowed!

10 people, aita, Allowed, boxed Mac and cheese, Cook, Cooks, different friend, enjoyment, ex husband, Exhausting, extended family, financial benefit, Friend, Hosting, invited, last minute, loud, love to cook, mom, no one else cooks, OVERWHELMING, refusing, Rude, ruining thanksgiving, Small, Staff, stressful, teenage kids, Thanksgiving dinner, TurkeyCraft, unseasoned chicken thigh

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than Thanksgiving with your mom’s unexpected guests? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine a world where your mom invites random people to Thanksgiving dinner without warning – that’s basically what you can expect on our server. From ex-husbands to teenage kids causing mayhem, you’ll never know who will show up next.

But don’t worry, we’ve got you covered with a no-cooking policy. Just like you shouldn’t have to cook for your mom’s unexpected guests, you won’t have to lift a finger on our server. Sit back, relax, and let the chaos unfold around you.

So if you’re ready for a Thanksgiving-level of drama and excitement, join our Minecraft server now. Who knows, you might even find yourself feeling like a staff member without the financial benefit – but hey, at least it’s all in good fun!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1608
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

AnnoyingSound Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of hearing the same old annoying sounds in Minecraft? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join our server where all annoying sounds have been replaced with fart noises! That’s right, every time you break a block or open a chest, you’ll be greeted with a hilarious toot sound. But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! Will you join them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride on our crazy Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	18	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

RealityCraft: Face the Facts!

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Are you tired of the harsh realities of life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only reality you’ll have to face is trying to survive the wrath of our resident Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian! That’s right, not only will you have to battle mobs and mine for resources, but you’ll also have to dodge the dragon’s killer punchlines. Trust us, it’s a real challenge trying not to die from laughter!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of zombie pigmen who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or fight against their bacon-loving tyranny? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience a world where the only reality is the one you create. Just be prepared for the unexpected twists and turns that await you at every corner. See you there, if you dare!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Endless Night Skies:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	94
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

NasrallahsGone Minecraft Server

#intelligence gathering, extremist, extremist ideology, fled, hezbollah, interrogated, interrogation, interrogation room, interrogation tactics, interrogation techniques, Killed, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, Minecraft, Nasrallah, NasrallahsGone, political violence, radicalization, security threat, Server, Terrorism, Terrorist

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have interrogated hezbollah terrorist spillin’ the beans about nasrallah gettin’ wrecked! all the peeps ran away like scaredy cats after that went down, but you gotta come check it out for yourself! we got crazy stories like this happenin’ all the time, so why not join in on the fun? plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret base full of cake and puppies. don’t miss out on the madness, join now!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	471	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

CraftyCanuckPlotWars

Allies, Asia, Canada, cooperation, CraftyCanuckPlotWars, Diplomatic, Espionage, foreign affairs, Global threats, Government, India, intelligence, international relations, investigation, North America, plot allegations, political tensions, SECURITY, serious, Terrorism, US

so, like, you wanna join dis epic minecraft server, right? well let me tell ya, dis server is like, da bomb diggity, yo. we got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ the macarena, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a pack of wolves wearing sunglasses. oh, and did i mention we have a portal to the nether that leads straight to a disco party with the zombie pigmen?

and if that ain’t enough to convince ya, just know that the us government is tellin’ india to take our server seriously cuz they think we’re plottin’ some crazy stuff. like, come on, we’re just tryna have a good time and build some epic structures, ya know?

so come on down to our server and join the fun! just watch out for the dancing skeletons, they’re pretty wild.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Crafty Love Connection

attraction, behavioral science, Confidence, Connection, Crafty, creativity, dating behavior, human interaction, intelligence, interpersonal relationships, Kindness, love, mate compatibility, MATE SELECTION, partner evaluation, personality traits, relationships, romantic attraction, romantic preferences, social psychology, speed dating, Traits

come join our epic minecraft server where you can find your perfect partner based on their minecraft skills! forget about looks, we’re all about kindness, intelligence, confidence, and creativity here! who needs speed-dating when you can find your soulmate while building a giant chicken statue together? join now and let the blocks of love bring you together!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Zombie Dances:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

metanoia junior high school

“Youth, ACADEMIC, activities, adolescence, Classroom, Community, Cross-Play, curriculum, Development, education, extracurricular, Future, growth, learning, middle school, School, Social, Students, Survival, teachers, teamwork, TRANSITION

Playtime 24/7 Server Rules Be respectful to all players. No griefing or cheating. Follow all in-game rules. Have fun! Discord: Join our community on Discord for updates and chat https://discord.gg/4hN8YtQYcP

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Dimension Hops:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	18

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Lazy Lakehead SMP: Where our idea of hardcore is placing a bedrock block the wrong way

bedrock, BLOCK, building, Chill, Collaborative, Community, creativity, Discord, Friendly, Gaming, grief-free, Hardcore, idea.., Interactive, laid back, Lakehead, Lazy, no drama, Peaceful, pet-friendly, Placing, Relaxed, Semi Vanilla, Server, shop building, smp, Social, virtual world, windmill, wrong

Lakehead SMP Overview

Description
Lakehead SMP is a relaxed Minecraft server where players can build and enjoy a drama-free environment.

If you’re interested in joining, click here to join our Discord server.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is not allowed on Lakehead SMP. We strive to create a safe and enjoyable environment for all players.
Can I build whatever I want?	Yes, players are encouraged to build and express their creativity on the server. Just be respectful of other players’ builds.
Are there any specific rules I need to follow?	We have a set of rules outlined in our Discord server. Please make sure to read and follow these rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone.
How can I join the server?	To join Lakehead SMP, click on the Discord invite link provided above and follow the instructions to join our community.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Dimension Hops:	4
Farms Harvested:	698	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Void Armor Forged:	27	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56	Magic Items Found:	2364
Players Killed by Monsters:	7170	Demon Skulls Collected:	45

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Mythical Swords Crafted:	59	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1