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Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 9111 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 94 |
Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but wooden swords and rotten flesh. Watch as our resident prankster fills everyone’s chests with nothing but dirt blocks and poisonous potatoes.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Enderman who wears a top hat and monocle, sipping on a cup of tea as he teleports around causing mischief. Rumor has it he once stole a player’s diamond armor and left a trail of glitter in his wake.
So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and maybe a little bit of insanity, come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to ask yourself, “why are we like this?” every time you log on.