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| Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 2037 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Epic Quests Completed: | 8 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Animals Bred: | 100 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 348432 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 24 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds nice little houses? Well, look no further because our server is a hot mess of chaos and hilarity!
Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but wooden swords and rotten flesh. Watch as our resident prankster fills everyone’s chests with nothing but dirt blocks and poisonous potatoes.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Enderman who wears a top hat and monocle, sipping on a cup of tea as he teleports around causing mischief. Rumor has it he once stole a player’s diamond armor and left a trail of glitter in his wake.
So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and maybe a little bit of insanity, come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to ask yourself, “why are we like this?” every time you log on.
