“Why Are We Like This” Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds nice little houses? Well, look no further because our server is a hot mess of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but wooden swords and rotten flesh. Watch as our resident prankster fills everyone’s chests with nothing but dirt blocks and poisonous potatoes.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Enderman who wears a top hat and monocle, sipping on a cup of tea as he teleports around causing mischief. Rumor has it he once stole a player’s diamond armor and left a trail of glitter in his wake.

So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and maybe a little bit of insanity, come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to ask yourself, “why are we like this?” every time you log on.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Emeralds Found:	1656	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

DunyaMC

Earth, Economy, Factions, Survival, Towny

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

xFireBox

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

Welcome to xFireBox.net, the ultimate mining haven where the pursuit of resources and powerful equipment takes center stage! Prepare yourself for an extraordinary gameplay experience focused on the thrill of mining, without the distractions of building.Step into our server and become part of a vibrant community, driven by the shared passion for gathering valuable resources. Interact with like-minded players, engage in lively discussions, and forge lasting friendships with fellow resource enthusiasts.xFireBox is meticulously designed to offer a mining paradise like no other. With an array of meticulously crafted mines, you’ll uncover a wealth of rare and precious resources. Explore each mine’s unique challenges and reap the rewards as you delve deeper into the earth.Forget about building structures or intricate designs. Here, it’s all about honing your mining skills to perfection. Upgrade your equipment, unlock powerful tools, and discover hidden secrets that will propel your mining prowess to new heights.Our server boasts a dynamic progression system with a unique Prestige function. Rise through the ranks and unlock coveted block multipliers, amplifying your resource gains with every prestige level achieved. Leave your mark as a legendary miner and inspire others to follow in your footsteps.At xFireBox, we understand the value of hard work. Every swing of your pickaxe brings the promise of fortune. With our Fortune feature, each mined block holds the potential for incredible rewards, ensuring that your dedication is duly rewarded.Join our thriving community of resource enthusiasts, where players from all walks of life come together to pursue their mining passions. With over 60,000 dedicated players already on board, you’ll find camaraderie, support, and the excitement of shared adventures.Visit xFireBox.net today and embark on a mining odyssey like no other. Unleash your inner miner, gather your tools, and immerse yourself in the exhilarating world of xFireBox, where mining reigns supreme. Join us now and experience the pure thrill of unearthing riches and forging a legacy as a master of the mines!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	140	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Void Armor Forged:	30	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

SlimeSMP

Cross-Play, PvE, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Animals Bred:	55
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	22

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

JiferCraft

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to JiferCraft Studios! Here you will find a unique survival server, which combines the excitement of construction with the adrenaline of PvP combat. • Immerse yourself in a world full of possibilities and challenges. • Build your home and impressive structures. • Face exciting PvP battles against other players. • Explore vast landscapes and magnificent biomes. • Collect resources and thrive in a dynamic economy.But that is not all! We are working to add more game modes to give you an even more varied experience. Join the server and discover a world of adventure, creativity and unlimited fun. We will wait for you!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	6000	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Monuments

Economy, PvE, Survival

Monumenta is a free Minecraft-based, Survival-mode, action-oriented MMORPG, with a foundation in the Complete the Monument (CTM) genre of adventure maps. With 19 huge, handmade dungeons, over a hundred quests, 1500+ custom items, seven customizable classes, and multiple enormous overworlds to connect everything together, Monumenta is a truly massive adventure that can be played solo or cooperatively for hundreds of hours with almost no repetitive grinding. Monumenta has remained live since Closed Beta in June 2017 and updates weekly with new content and bug fixes. It is a community-driven project which is and always will be free to play.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Dragons Tamed:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

MassiveCraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	285	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Towns Built:	4
Farms Harvested:	218	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

One Piece Warfare

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

official Server for the One Piece Warfare server! This server mainly based on Mine Mine No Mi, Warfare, Factions and other QOL/Item additions. We have officially released! Technic Pack here! https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/mmo-piece.1957975

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	78
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Buildings Constructed:	14	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Astral Projections Made:	2	Divine Spears Created:	21

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Naruto Storm Online

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Naruto Storm Online! Our Modpack utilises the Naruto Anime Mod by Mathioks alongside a huge amount of custom content! Join our Community today and be a part of the most customised Naruto Server!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/oficial-naruto-storm-c.1187983

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	21	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	379	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	126	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Emeralds Found:	527	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

SunWorld

Economy, PvE, PvP, Towny

Hey there! Welcome to SunWorld!So, you’re looking for a cool Minecraft server? You’ve just hit the jackpot! Here’s the scoop on why our place rocks:Quests Galore: Ever wanted to go on an adventure without leaving your house? We’ve got quests that’ll have you fighting monsters, exploring deep caves, and maybe even saving the world. It’s all here!Your Land, Your Rules: Grab a piece of land and make it your own. Whether you’re into building epic skyscrapers or underground bunkers, you can do it all here. And don’t worry, your stuff is safe with us.No Drama, Just Fun: We’re all about having a good time. Meet players who just want to chill, build, and play. Need help? Got questions? Our community and staff are super friendly and here to help you out.Cool Custom Stuff: Ever mined an ore that you can’t find in the regular game? We’ve got custom ores that’ll make crafting and building even more exciting. Get ready to discover new items and recipes!Smooth as Butter: Lag? Never heard of her. Our server is all about that smooth gameplay, so you can focus on having fun without any annoying interruptions.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Divine Spears Created:	14	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Endless Night Skies:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Omega Minecraft

MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Vanilla

Welcome to the Home of VintageBeef, a family focused Network. Have you ever wanted to build your own Zoo or become a Pokemon Master and wished you could do it all in the wonderful world of Minecraft? Well now you can on our OmegaMinecraft Network, and if you need a break from Zoo Keeping and Poke battles there’s always our mini games area to distract you, with ABBA caving, UHC events and our very own mini games server. We also have a brand new game mode – Can you Survive the Ablockalypse? Voting will give you rewards on our Zoo and Pixelmon server!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

BlueRP

Economy, Roleplay

The BlueRP project was founded in the summer of 2019 by @knnz and @robert (6ft1). This is a minecraft server (1.20.4) that simulates real life with RPG leanings, hence the RP in the name (roleplay). The server is not 100% roleplay, because the base game is old and does not have the necessary features for a full roleplay server.The server has undergone many changes over time, so this time, we have returned with many unique systems in Romania, which, at the moment, you can only find on our server. We want to keep the server on as long as possible this time, and the only thing that can help us is your support.We wish you a pleasant experience with us!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Farms Harvested:	870
Star Shards Collected:	194	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	195	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

BroKits

Cross-Play, KitPvP, PvP, Survival

BroKits – When you die you receive a Random Kit and can jump right into the arena to fight progress and become the best! (1.13 and all versions above (could be problems with 1.19.3/1.19.2))

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Life Steal SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Life Steal SMP: A Minecraft Adventure for Java and Bedrock Players Playable on Java and Bedrock Supports Minecraft Versions 1.16.X to 1.20.XFeatures: – Weekly Tournaments with cash prizes – Custom Duels (Unranked and Ranked) with multiple kits – Anti Pay-to-Win store ranks – Real Money Rewards for Seasonal stats – Custom-Balanced in-game shop – 20 Heart Maximum, 7-day death bansExperience thrilling adventures with friends in a lag-free environment. Join Life Steal SMP for an unforgettable Minecraft journey!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Divine Scrolls Written:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Vanilla Tyme

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Vanilla Tyme is a survival server that offers a vanilla experience, with no game altering plugins.We are a whitelisted community. You must apply to play. We encourage those applying to put effort into their application. We have an active, friendly, and mature community with a dedicated staff team.• No teleporting plugin! You can travel by foot or use our expansive nether tunnels. Build and decorate your own tunnel! • No economy plugin! Everyone is encouraged to build a shop and compete in our trust-based diamond economy. Trade using other items too! • No land claim plugin! Simply find a free spot and get building! • No pay-to-win! Supporters are offered EULA compliant perks. Everyone is on the same level! • Everything is built by players, for players! You can donate materials or build alongside other members. • Participate in weekly events, weekly competitions, holiday celebrations, monthly build competitions, and even UHC!Our server promotes awesome builds and community; we are excited to see what you will bring to Vanilla Tyme!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Void Armor Forged:	12	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Alien Abductions:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Sapphire

Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5254	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Animals Bred:	179
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Secret Passages Found:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.