“Why Are We Like This” Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds nice little houses? Well, look no further because our server is a hot mess of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but wooden swords and rotten flesh. Watch as our resident prankster fills everyone’s chests with nothing but dirt blocks and poisonous potatoes.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Enderman who wears a top hat and monocle, sipping on a cup of tea as he teleports around causing mischief. Rumor has it he once stole a player’s diamond armor and left a trail of glitter in his wake.

So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and maybe a little bit of insanity, come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to ask yourself, “why are we like this?” every time you log on.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Franks PokePark

Economy, PvE, Survival

Welcome to Frank’s PokéPark, a Cobblemon SMP. We offer custom ranks, exciting weekly tournaments, a friendly community, and much more. Our pride lies in involving our community in every aspect of the game and beyond, ensuring that you have a memorable experience. We are proud to be a free-to-play server that never compromises on fairness by adopting a pay-to-win model. Come join us at Frank’s PokéPark, where your opinion matters and your enjoyment is our top priority.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Divine Spears Created:	27
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	496	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Lotus Network

Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Lotus Minecraft. Lotus is a gaming community where everyone can join and play games with each other and make new friends. Chat with them, play games together and much more. Lotus Minecraft server is hosted for everyone to have fun together in Minecraft. This community is an Indian community but other countries are always welcome too.About Lotus Minecraft Server Lotus Minecraft server is a survival server with lots of custom features. We got SlimeFun, mcMMO, Custom Enchants and many more custom fun features which will enhance your survival multiplayer experience. We got different Game Modes like, Bedwars, minigames, skyblock etc. More features, coming soon.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

ApexPvP

Factions, PvP, Raiding

ApexPvP is a 1.20 Network with Factions, Cannon Testing and much more to come! We have tons of custom features, events and more to provide you with a unique experience where you can compete and have fun!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	129	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Divine Spears Created:	26	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Villages Defended:	19	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

PumpkinSMP

Cross-Play, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The PumpkinSMP community is a very kind community and our staff are always here for you no matter. We are also a crossplay network, meaning we offer Bedrock Edition support.PumpkinSMP is a peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibe.Servers are on 1.17.1 through 1.19+– Experience the true feel of an SMP!– play.pumpkinsmp.eu.orgBedrock: IP: play.pumpkinsmp.eu.org Port: 25577

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Magic Items Found:	2939	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Farms Harvested:	159
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

WildWood SMP

Earth, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

WildWood SMP is a brand new SMP-based server! We plan on becoming a one-stop network for all and any SMP gameplay desires! Here’s what we’ve got so far:• Lifesteal SMP – Build your base, kill players and collect their hearts! But don’t run out of hearts, or you’ll be punished!• Earth SMP (COMING SOON) – Survival Minecraft but with a map that mirrors planet Earth!• SMP (COMING SOON) – Easy, Simple, and relaxing Minecraft SMP!We allow both Java and Bedrock players to join! IP: wildwoodsmp.com Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

unGODLY SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

As part of the unGODLY series, this server is similar to its previous counterpart in that its primary focus is giving power to the players while still allowing for a significant degree of challenge and difficulty. Hostile mobs are much stronger and faster, but players are given better tools, abilities, and opportunities in order to properly combat them.This server has many plugins – far too many to name – and so there is most certainly something for everyone.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Legend of the Wild

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

We are a new survival server with economy, jobs, mcmmo and more. Check us out! We use grief prevention/claims plugin to keep your builds safe!. We aim to provide quality of life updates as well as make the game more involved and fun: More /Jobs! More Fish! More Enchants! More Crafting! More Potions! Custom Loot! More Tags! More Crates! Custom Monsters! Custom Bosses! Custom World Generation (The Wild) More ways to earn rewards in game than ever before! We are currently OPEN to new users. Thanks for stopping by to check us out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Villages Defended:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	281	Alien Abductions:	0

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Ozryn Middle School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

OzrynSMP is a semi-vanilla SMP. We are running several plugins designed to make your Minecraft experience just a bit better! We are now offering the choice of either 1.8 or 1.9 Combat Mechanics! Our plugins include, but are not limited to, Grief Prevention, TreeGravity, SilkSpawners and Player Warps. We have a ready made XP farm for players to use upon joining too. One of our best features is our different reward crates. The keys can be earned through voting or purchased on our store (shop.ozrynmc.net). We are currently a small but very close server and we would love to have some new friends join us!SERVER IP: play.ozryn.com Sever Port [Bedrock and Pocket Edition]: 19137 Server Port [Java]: 25714

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

AetherConquest

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

Aether Conquest is a server based on a custom gamemode with custom-coded features; the closest category being a “box server”. However, unlike box servers, we offer tons of extra content, such as a level system, custom crafting system, boss spawns, unique and dynamic PvP systems, and more! We plan to keep updating Xanatos with more exclusive features as time goes on!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4234	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Hemisphere Survival

Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla

Vanilla Survival Minecraft Server with QOL/Performance Datapacks and Mods, including Simple Voice Chat. Friendly Community for anyone who loves Minecraft as much as we do. No plots or protection size limits. Creativity is always encouraged.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Buildings Constructed:	33
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

AusGG

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

AusGG is an Australian Minecraft Network which features variety of different game modes.The current servers are: AussieSMP – A whitelisted application survival server with features to improve quality of life for players such as claims, shops and basic teleports. Aussie Creative – A whitelisted creative server for players to build on.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

DrakesCraft Network

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Network DrakesCraft Java and Bedrock always active, 24 hours a day Ip: mc.drakescraft.net Bedrock port: 25565 Versions from 1.18 to 1.20.X Modalities: – Survival 1.20.X Slimefun Custom With many enchantments, more than 8 thousand items (slimefun, 100% technical plugin to create minerals, and its expansions). Use of optifine is recommended In this server community we have plugins for: -protections -Great variety of strong mobs and bosses -custom items and enchantments. -slimefun Discord https://discord.gg/nZgQgbRx6A

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Star Shards Collected:	113	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

HalfastMC UHC Survival

Cross-Play, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

Bedrock Edition and Pocket Edition – IP: play.halfastmc.com PORT: 19132The average player CAN NOT SURVIVE playing 5 minutes on THIS server! The Minecraft server HalfastMC is an Ultra Hardcore Vanilla Minecraft Server – Hard Mode Survival with no natural regeneration. Players have to use potions, beacons, apples, etc to regenerate health. Monsters spawn more often and hit much harder. Unlike other servers, players won’t be banned from the server after death. Commands like teleport are very limited, to add more of a challenge to your experience. The server is also very strongly against pay to win, so you won’t see any premium packages for overpowered items.HalfastMC has a semi-active community, filled with people who have been active for many years, and some players that joined very recently. Most of the community is a mature audience, so join and chat at your own discretion. HalfastMC is the perfect place for players who love survival Minecraft but think it’s way too easy. Join the Discord community using this link: https://discord.gg/REGwfwRe6d , or play on the server now using the IP address play.halfastmc.com , or visit our website at www.halfastmc.com. (This server is a direct descendant of DRAGONHOLLOW / Dragon Hollow – If you used to play there, we play here now!)

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Potions Brewed:	157
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

FTB Interactions by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: it.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention claim system > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Maps on RAM drive for faster chunk load. > Daily Backups. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Few items banned. (Link on the server.) > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Dedicated Server Online 24/7.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Star Shards Collected:	284	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

SonOyuncu Network

Creative, KitPvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Son Oyuncu Network offers you a minecraft experience you have never seen before. Get ready for a minecraft experience that will increase your gaming pleasure with 100% cheat protection and a quality management team!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	1184	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!