“Why Are We Like This” Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds nice little houses? Well, look no further because our server is a hot mess of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but wooden swords and rotten flesh. Watch as our resident prankster fills everyone’s chests with nothing but dirt blocks and poisonous potatoes.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Enderman who wears a top hat and monocle, sipping on a cup of tea as he teleports around causing mischief. Rumor has it he once stole a player’s diamond armor and left a trail of glitter in his wake.

So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and maybe a little bit of insanity, come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to ask yourself, “why are we like this?” every time you log on.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Dimension Hops:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Animals Bred:	21
Gods Slained:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

KoscoLand

Creative, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

KoscoLand MinecraftServer Versions Java/Bedrock 1.8-1.20.X IP: koscoland.apexmc.co :25565 or *OFF*play.koscoland.ml :19132Welcome to KoscoLand by Hardcore Gaming a 24/7 Minecraft Paper Vanilla Server 24/7 We Have Survival, Creative, Hardcore, Factions Skyblock, Battleground, Adventure, Prison, Minigames and More. All Server Mobs set Hard PVP Enabled server has some plugins but most for mechanics not that game changing trying to stay Vanilla as Possible. Got Buys, Votes, Ranks, Discord, and More. Stop by to play all your Minecraft Multiplayer Game Modes on 1 server without switching to a new server Visit the website for more details www.hardcoregaming.online

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Secret Passages Found:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

The UnderRealms

Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

We are currently whitelisted! Join the Discord to find out more! :)________________________________________________________________________We are looking for players who are extremely community oriented, or even willing to be. The idea is to have a similar environment as the HermitCraft SMP server and be story driven like Dream SMP or the Stoneworks RP server, but with a little twist. Theres really no major inspiration from that other than community oriented building and interacting. This will involve lore made by the staff to help encourage players to make their own. Every season, a few months to a year, the server is reset and built up again by you in new and creative ways. If this sounds like your cup of tea, JOIN THE DISCORD @ https://discord.gg/xwQTY6qKUh ! Before any player will be allowed to join, they will need to prove themselves to us Staff. Other than that, you will have free survival reign over the world as you would in a single player world. Just Be Courteous To Other Players and Try to make things look good to the best of your abilities. Also, all member updates are on the Discord channel. _________________________________________________________SERVER MAP – map.underrealming.tkPC Only. We are based in Java EditionAs the Seasons have gone on, we can no longer host the previous seasons as a creative test build world. They are much to big for the host server to handle along with the main world.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

VanillaAnarchy.net

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Embark on an adventure through our anarchic landscape with the Vanilla Anarchy server. Experience true Vanilla like never before, courtesy of our advanced server software and top-tier hardware. Free from constraints and devoid of pay-to-win shops, this world is yours to explore, construct, and dominate—where freedom reigns.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

AdelCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

AdelCraft survival Server 1.19.2, with jobs, towny, rankup, and lots of entertainment.We are waiting for you with the ip: play.adelcraft.netThe discord server is: https://discord.gg/KtUrm2kv

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6368	Enchantments Applied:	85

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

TheVillagerPeople

Anarchy, Creative, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We have been hosting servers since 2019 with the goal of providing international quality with local ping.All our servers are locally hosted in SA so you don’t have to worry about connection problems.Join our servers with the IP address to try them out!We have A public Survival, Creative and Anarchy server, you can connect to them with “/server” in the lobby.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Enchantments Applied:	237
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Emeralds Found:	9932	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Obsidian Gang

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Potions Brewed:	164
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	5901
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

SkallCraft Network

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

New Network with a variety of mini-games in which players can enjoy each and every one of the daily updates and improvements will contain great and important things for the player’s fun. We have the modalities: – PrisonOP [1.7 – 1.19]

– Survival Revolution [1.8 – 1.19]

– Survival SlimeFun [1.17 – 1.19]

– CTW [1.7 – 1.19]

– Practice [1.7 – 1.8]

– FullPvP [1.7 – 1.19]

– BedWars [1.8 – 1.19]

– SkyBlock [1.17 – 1.19]

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mines Excavated:	2506
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	413	Magic Crystals Found:	9

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

L2X9

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival

L2X9 is a cracked anarchy server for Minecraft 1.12.2. The server has no rules and is a free-for-all. Players can grief, raid, and pvp.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Falling into the Void:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	9847	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Villages Defended:	12
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Lucid SMP

Survival, Vanilla

Lucid SMP is a Semi-Vanilla HermitCraft style SMP. We have a friendly staff team with a great community, and only a few plugins.We have no land claim, but to prevent griefers we have protection and rollback methods, so anything stolen will be replaced. We have a few plugins, such as vanilla tweaks and /home.There is no applications so you can just click join and then play!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Towns Built:	7
Dragons Tamed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Emeralds Found:	7062
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Mythical Swords Crafted:	29

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Lone Survivor

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Lone Survivor is a survival SMP server that welcomes all players. The primary focus of the server is survival and PVE however players that enjoy PVP can toggle it on and off. This allows players to play the way they want when they want.Quality of Life Features: – Teleportation – Homes – Random teleportation – GriefPreventionNow playable on Java and Bedrock!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Dragon Eggs Found:	1200	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Serenity Realms

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Serenity Realms!Serenity Realms is a community known for a great staff team and it’s friendly community. With over 5 years of experience in hosting Minecraft Servers, we aim to bring you a quality experience, bug and lag free.Zero Tolerance Anti-Grief Policy

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	67	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Buildings Constructed:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Dimension Hops:	9	Meteorites Collected:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Haunted Chests Opened:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

PokeWild

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

PokéWild is a Non-Modded Pixelmon Survival Gamemode with tons of unique features!– Completely Vanilla, No Mods Needed! – Pokémon Generations 1 through 3! – Custom Crafting! – Unique Claim System!IP Address: play.pokewild.com Website: https://pokewild.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQtr95SMmg Store: https://store.pokewild.com/

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

CladeCraft

Cross-Play, KitPvP, MCMMO, OneBlock, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Gods Slained:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Ellenor

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

Ellenor is an Economy based survival server with many extras. There is a wide arrange of minigames for you to play, jobs to earn extra money with, MCMMO and a discord where everyone comes together.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Minecraft Lucid Access (MCLA)

Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Looking for a server that have long lasting end-game experience and friendly community where both Premium and Cracked can join too?Gamemodes: – Survival RPG – Skyblock – ON Prison – Parkour – Enhanced Vanilla – The Walking Dead – BedWars – Lots of MiniGames!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Emeralds Found:	4910

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!