“Why Are We Like This” Minecraft SMP

are, conformity, culture, Human Behavior, Human nature, Identity, Individuality, introspection, Like.., Minecraft, Psychology, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, smp, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressures, society, this.., we.., why

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds nice little houses? Well, look no further because our server is a hot mess of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but wooden swords and rotten flesh. Watch as our resident prankster fills everyone’s chests with nothing but dirt blocks and poisonous potatoes.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Enderman who wears a top hat and monocle, sipping on a cup of tea as he teleports around causing mischief. Rumor has it he once stole a player’s diamond armor and left a trail of glitter in his wake.

So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and maybe a little bit of insanity, come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to ask yourself, “why are we like this?” every time you log on.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	96	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

FishSMP

bedrock, Fihs, Fish, Geyser, java, Mutiplayer, PvP, smp, Survival

Fish_TheSeasternDragon’s SMP

Basically, everything the PMC SMP had

This listing will be better later

uhh Java And Bedrock using Geyser

1.20.4 I think

Address: fishsmp.lioncat6.comPort(Bedrock Edition Only): 25594

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	86

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

[Whitelist] Ironclad Vanilla [6+ Year Old World] Professionally Managed – Hermitcraft – No Griefing – No World Resets – No Spawned Items – 1.20.4

Survival, Vanilla

[Whitelist] Ironclad Vanilla [6+ Year Old World] Professionally Managed - Hermitcraft - No Griefing - No World Resets - No Spawned Items - 1.20.4 Minecraft Server

Grief Protection/Rollback – No World Resets – No Spawned Items

Hermitcraft Type Community

Ironclad Vanilla is a whitelisted Semi-Vanilla server that strives to maintain a thriving community. Our staff works non-stop providing grief/theft, technical, and community support. We deal with issues professionally and do not abuse our powers. Never worry about your progress being lost due to some griefer ever again!

Ironclad Vanilla follows a trust system for trading, and players usually use diamonds as money. The spawn has a few public trading post that you can set your own trades up in, or you can make a shop with all kinds of merchandise!

Ironclad Vanilla is actually a Semi-Vanilla server because we allow access to commands, but we do so in a more balanced way. All commands that give you any kind of advantage cost in-game money. Players must earn money through playtime, chat-games, or voting.

We don’t give our donators items, and in all actuality we don’t give anyone items. Everything you see on Ironclad Vanilla was made with resources collected on our maps. Nothing is spawned in. Donators however get cool commands that allow them to glow, ride pets, and chat in color!

The map will never, ever, be reset. This means that you have all the imaginative freedom that you want in creating the most amazing builds and structures without ever worrying about it being lost. Map downloads become available every few months, so you will have forever access to your builds!

Connect to Ironclad Vanilla through our Hub. Please join our discord if you plan on joining our community, that way you will never lose us. https://dsc.gg/ironclad

To join our whitelist, you have to complete a short application. Please follow the format and send this application through Discord (Fastest Response) or the comment section below.

Whitelist Application Template:

Username:Location:Age:Your reason for wanting to join the server?Have you read the rules?Have you joined our discord server for server updates?

General Rules:

[1] GRIEFING/STEALING – ANY destructive behavior will NOT be tolerated! You are given ONE warning and that warning is the rules you agreed to when you joined the server. Our wonderful staff will catch any player that steals and/or griefs.

[2] CHEATING – Use of any mod or a hack client such as (Nodus, and auto clicker) that gives you an unfair advantage on the other players are NOT allowed! If you are unsure if a mod is allowed ask! Using the world seed to find ores or spawners is considered x-raying here and is not allowed. Duping and Exploiting server bugs is considered cheating.

[3] LANGUAGE – Excessive swearing; abusive, sexual, or otherwise inappropriate language is simply not acceptable. Links to inappropriate sites is not allowed. We have a diverse demographic on our server, including some younger players and we intend on making this a place everyone feels comfortable.

[4] PVP – PvP is disabled by default. To PvP use /pvp on & /pvp off. Purposefully killing players who have not agreed to PvP is not allowed.

[5] SPAMMING/ADVERTISING – Spamming chat is unacceptable, take it easy. Advertising other servers in our chat is not allowed, you will be banned.

Join our subreddit! https://www.reddit.com/r/ironcladnetwork/

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Horizon’s End – Vanilla Space Server (1.19.x-1.20.x) [Starships, Space Battles, Planets, Machinery]

Claims, Economy, Factions, Industry, Movecraft, Nations, PvP, Safezones, Semivanilla, smp, Space, Startrek, Starwars, Survival, Towns, War, Wars

Welcome to Horizon’s End!

Horizon’s End is a custom coded space Minecraft server. Pilot your very own movable starship, take over entire sectors of space, avoid pirates, use hyperspace to explore the vast galaxy! The galaxy is a sprawling space map, with 18 unique planets and 7 systems to visit. Our server has an active, growing community that is welcoming to all new players. Join a nation or create your own settlement, all with the goal of galactic domination. The possibilities are endless!

Horizon’s End includes features such as:

•Nations•Movecraft•PvP•SMP•Industry•Economy•Hyperspace•Encounters

… and many more! Fight, Explore, Mine, Only on Horizon’s End!

IP: horizonsend.netWiki: https://wiki.horizonsend.net/

Horizon's End - Vanilla Space Server (1.19.x-1.20.x) [Starships, Space Battles, Planets, Machinery] Minecraft Server

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Love Letters Sent:	18

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

MultiNetworkz

Bedwars, Mini Games, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock

Embark on your Minecraft journey today and let the adventures unfold! earth_africasparkles Join us for an unparalleled experience in the world of Multinetwork!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

AstroworldSMP

Economy, FTB, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Astroworld, the coolest modded server from space! You can make teams, sell alcohol and drugs, set up factories to mass produce materials and drugs, travel around the world, play at the casino and get a gambling addiction, watch the owner stream and become a simp, get rich on the server to start a economy leaderboard war and the list goes on, you get the idea. Join our Discord for fun giveways, weekly lottery and more fun events!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Buildings Constructed:	48
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Fembox SMP

BUILD, building, Chestshops, Community, Communitydriven, Cozy, Crossplatform, crossplay, Crossplaybedrock, Dynmap, Femboy, Friendly, Jobs, Lgbtfriendly, MCMMO, new, Plugin, smp, Survival, Vanilla

Femboys snuggle hours are mandatory!

https://discord.gg/qTREscUP99

Welcome to Fembox SMP!

What we offer:

label_important Your standard minecraft experience, enhanced with a ton of useful commandslabel_important Trimmed down experience: No unnecessarily complex server structurelabel_important McMMOlabel_important Custom Questslabel_important Simple Rankup system through gameplay, we hate pay to winlabel_important Inclusive community: we welcome everybodylabel_important Memes: only the silliest of boykisser memeslabel_important Player-driven economy: that’s how it works after alllabel_important Events: win some in-game stuff and irl stuff, we do givewaways

This server has only one goal: To be a safe-space. For those who feel insecure, for those who need a place to stay. We do not tolerate hate or discrimination. You are safe with us. This server exists to serve as a safe haven. It is entirely free. And it will stay that way.

So join us today, we hope to see you soon. Just don’t forget to put on your thigh-highs OwO

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Dragons Tamed:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

PhoenixMC

Survival, Survival Games

BEST IS PHOENIXMC PLAY AND FUN GUYS AND BUY CRATES ARMOR AND U ARE POWER FULL IN SERVER ANY PROMLEBS CONTENT OPRATERS

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Mystia | 1.20.1 Survival | Keep Inventory | Good Vibes

Survival

Welcome to Mystia. Our server has the friendliest community on Minecraft. We’re a Network that offers the best of the best Earth, Survival, and Prison, and factions gamemodes.

We’re always innovating and pushing to improve, and all community feedback gets taken into account and implemented. If you the player wants something changed, added, or removed, we make it happen.

Join today to learn all about each gamemodes features!

If connecting on Bedrock Edition, or any version of the game that isn’t java follow these instructions.

USE THE IP: archerpvp.usPORT: 19132

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

NYXO MC

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

NYXOMC offers an immersive Minecraft experience with a variety of exciting features. Our server features a captivating crates system that allows you to earn keys through gameplay or purchases, unlocking crates filled with valuable items, rare resources, and enticing cosmetics. Engage in thrilling combat with the lifesteal mechanic, strategically recovering health by dealing damage to foes. Dive into a world of progression with MCmmo, where you can level up skills through tasks, unlocking unique abilities. Plus, customize your gear with custom enchantments and dive into the economy with various job options. Join NYXOMC for a rich and dynamic Minecraft adventure

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	417

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

AndoMC

Survival

The best SMP server that can physically exist in this universe is now in OPEN BETA! and i’m ready for people to come try it out, see what works and what doesn’t! discord.gg/YdePNEQ2eg

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Ores Mined:	2602
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Endless Night Skies:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

ZeanoxMC

Factions, Skyblock

OP Skyblock ============== OP Factions ============== Were hiring all positions Have what it takes? Create a ticket!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Runes Activated:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Ganomus

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to our Minecraft haven, where excitement knows no bounds! Immerse yourself in a custom world featuring unique items, mobs, and dazzling item skins. Express your style with exclusive cosmetics as you explore a PvP arena, conquer bossfight events, and thrive in the survival experience.

Economic enthusiasts will find their niche with jobs and quests, contributing to a thriving in-game economy. Join a vibrant community, full of friendly faces and endless updates. Brace yourself for two-week events packed with new content, ensuring the adventure never ceases.

Join us on this thrilling journey where every block tells a story, and every player is a part of our ever-evolving Minecraft family!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	80	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

kuveru Network

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

IP DE JAVA: kuveru.com IP DE BEDROCK : kuveru.com PUERTO : 4188 —————————————————————– We are a new NetWork eager to expand, we have the following modalities: – Survival OP + Mysterious Cosmetics Chests + Loot Boxes / Keys + Ranks with many advantages + Protection stones + Levels with rewards + And many more functions… DISCOVER THEM

Online Players – in the last

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Void Gems Collected:	23
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

L&N Craft | Vanilla+ SMP | Read Description

Qol, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Vanillaish, Vanillasmp, Vanillasurvival

L&N Craft

We strive to be a small, tight-knit community made for long term building with player–based resets. Along with a strict interview process for our new players, ensuring they are in agreeance with our rules and would be a good fit to our community. This is an 18+ server for all the people out there who want a more mature space to make jokes, be comfortable, and fit in.

Vanilla+

Our server has a few quality of life plugins for the comfort and freedom of our players that do the following:

– Check amount of bees and honey in beehives

– Turn item frames invisible and you can open chests through them

– Right-click to harvest crops

– Leaves decay much faster

– Removes the “Too expensive” message on anvils

– Have custom tags when you donate/get recognized

– A few more!

How to Join

First join our discord where you’ll be prompted with our rules, then go on to an interview request form. Upon acceptance with that you’ll have a required voice interview with one of our staff members who will then review your answers and appropriately move you on from there.

Discord Link: https://discord.gg/2QN27CCH86

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	236
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

PokeClash Cobblemon [Fabric 1.20.1] – The Cobbleist Cobblemon Experience!

Cobblemon, Other, Pixelmon, Pixelmonreforged

Welcome to **PokeClash**! We are a server that wants to blend cobblemon and minecraft survival while adding fun things to do over the top! We are a small time venture. We are open to the public! Join the discord to get updates!

Server Version: **1.4**

**Features**

– Non-PTW– In Game Rankup (and Donation Ranks if you want them)– Jobs– Minecraft Task Quests– Shopkeepers– Land Claiming and Homes– Gravestones – Tokens that protect your inventory if you die– Fakemon Spawns– WonderTrade!– Pokemon Trading– Pokemon Fishing – Fish up different Rarity Pokemon and treasures!– Fish Up Pokemon to battle or catch!– New Resource World planned every week (never run out of resources)– Custom textures and blocks– Emotes, Balloons, Hats, backpacks and other cosmetics!– parties and friend lists!– and more to come!

Discord: https://discord.gg/pokeclashModrinth Modpack: https://modrinth.com/modpack/pokeclash-cobblemonCurseForge Modpack: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/pokeclash-cobblemonTechnic Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/pokeclash-cobblemon.1961440

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Animals Bred:	72
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Buildings Constructed:	17	Farms Harvested:	989
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Magic Items Found:	2227	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.