Why Are Germans Like This Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays nice? Well, look no further because our SMP is filled with crazy Germans who will keep you on your toes! From building giant sausages to organizing epic beer festivals, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

Join us if you want to experience the chaos of trying to communicate with players who only speak German or if you’re brave enough to take on the challenge of navigating through a maze of autobahns and bratwurst stands. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground bunker filled with schnitzel and lederhosen-wearing creepers!

So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and join a truly unique Minecraft community, come on over and see why Germans are like this! Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and question your sanity along the way. Prost! 🍻🇩🇪

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Players Killed by Monsters:	2942	Astral Projections Made:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	457
Chimeras Created:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

L1feStee1

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

L1feStee1 is a LifeSteal SMP with /dupe! You can duplicate your items using /dupe! There is no limit!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8814	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	21
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Thundermine.Net

PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Thundermine.net – Survival – 1.19 – Balanced Economy – Daily Events – Quests Thundermine is a survival Minecraft server offering a player driven economy encouraging buy sell trade with other players. For a better experience, the server offers grief protection to prevent griefing/raiding by other players, enabling you to be creative and show off your build skills with the community. East. 2012

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	72
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

KeyCraft RP

Factions, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

KeyCraft is the ultimate Roleplay experience in Minecraft. Set in the fantasy world of Omnia, KeyCraft offers a unique spin on text-based roleplay with our extensive and ever-growing lore! We have multiple cities filled with tons of races and cultures for players to be apart of! Participate in events, create your own group or guild, perhaps even just enjoy the simple life as a farmer! You can do it all here, and we’re open to anyone 13+ !Key Features A Proximity-Based Text RP plugin that allows you to talk, emote, and more as your own character! Even your character’s name will appear above your head and in the Tablist for added immersion! Delve into dungeons, explore ruins, and even partake in Quests! Participate in our extremely active Discord to post in-character ads, organize a Group or Guild, or even just look for someone to chat with! Our Discord is beginner friendly and even includes a section just for artists! Immerse yourself in our handcrafted lore, including Vampires, Sorcerers, and even Plant People, we have it all! KeyCraft prides itself on being a safe space for the LGBTQIA+ community, allowing anyone and everyone regardless of their identity to play as long as they follow our rules! Your character can even reflect your identity!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Lifestealed

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

LIFESTEALED REMASTERED – Max Hearts: 50 – Min Hearts: 1 – Difficulty: HardLifestealed is a small but active community. Kill player’s and steal health points from one another. With a maximum heart count of 50, it seems that you’ll be undefeatable.We have custom enchants, items, and OP Loot that can be obtained from crates, so you can feel like you’re the strongest in the server!With a custom boss adding an additional challenge, you’ll be able to get the best armor in the game!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Farms Harvested:	468
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

VanillaCraft

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Towns Built:	9	Farms Harvested:	432
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Aesir Mc

Factions, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Void Gems Collected:	14
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	5729

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

TheCrib

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

TheCrib is a 1.20 Survival/SMP Minecraft server that focuses on quality of life features and values the player experience. The server is currently available to join on all the major versions, which includes versions 1.7 to 1.20.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Alien Abductions:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Dimension Hops:	14	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Fire Crusades

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

JonGames – Survival Land Claim

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival, Towny

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Light

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Light Network is an economy survival server. We offer a range of features for players to enjoy whilst sticking to the vanilla-esk of the game. Survival has land claiming, free ranks, reward crates, quests, silk spawners and more! Connect to the server today to start your adventure!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Ores Mined:	3078
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Star Shards Collected:	291

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Secure Heaven

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Explore, destroy Demons and build your dream home.IP: play.secure-heaven.com (Java)Discord: http://discord.secure-heaven.com/ Website: https://www.secure-heaven.com/ How to enter: https://www.shmc.link/unirseDo you still have doubts? she continues reading: • Customizable home, with reinvented protection measures • We have a Passion for Survival • Weddings, Alcohol, Jobs, PvEStop by the server and leave us your opinion!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	327	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	14

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Friends In Game

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

The Amici In Game Community is pleased to present its new server: FRIENDS IN GAME: The server was created with the aim of giving Minecraft enthusiasts already present on our official DISCORD a place where they can all play together, in harmony and serenity! A place to have fun with “Friends” in an almost familiar atmosphere… The server we offer uses plugins to protect all server constructions from any grief and/or other problems that could destroy or damage the work of the players on the server… In addition to the simple Pure Vanilla, we also offer some minigames (For now only BedWars, but there will be others in the future ;)) If I have intrigued you, I invite you to join us on the SERVER! (for various reasons, the server will NOT remain open constantly… Furthermore, in order to enter you must first enter our DISCORD SERVER so that you can be added to the white list)

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

MC.LOL

Bedwars, Parkour, Survival

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Emeralds Found:	4804	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Crops Grown:	6996	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	15

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

PrismForge

Economy, Factions, Prison, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	36
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Farms Harvested:	627
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1708

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Esoteric Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

– Land claim to protect your builds – PvP enabled outside of claims – Basic commands like /sethome, /spawn and /tpa – Hard difficulty – No hard limitations on redstone or farms – NO Keep inventory

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”