Why Are Germans Like This Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays nice? Well, look no further because our SMP is filled with crazy Germans who will keep you on your toes! From building giant sausages to organizing epic beer festivals, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

Join us if you want to experience the chaos of trying to communicate with players who only speak German or if you’re brave enough to take on the challenge of navigating through a maze of autobahns and bratwurst stands. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground bunker filled with schnitzel and lederhosen-wearing creepers!

So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and join a truly unique Minecraft community, come on over and see why Germans are like this! Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and question your sanity along the way. Prost! 🍻🇩🇪

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

16b16t

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

16b16t is an anarchy server similar to 2b2t with no rules and no queues. This means that you can do whatever you want and there is no punishment for doing so. This also includes hacking and duping, which are both allowed on the server.The server has /tpa commands to give an unique twist to the anarchy experience but besides that there are no plugins that interfere with the gameplay. This also includes no grief protection or claims, so be careful where you build your base.There is no staff on the server, so there is no one to help you if you get into a dispute with another player.The server started in 15.01.2024 after the complete shutdown of 16b16t.org

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

PokeSMP

Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Chimeras Created:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Vita Craft

Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

!!! NEW Minecraft Server !!! Only Survival game. Build a home, trade make you world amazing! Enjoy in a small community with your friends. Jump also in our discord.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ores Mined:	9812
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

TOMB

Parkour, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Enter the land of Kaihoshi to find your own Adventure! The TOMB Minecraft Server delivers a vanilla experience with focus on adventure, lore, and community. Explore tons of curated single-player experiences that will test your combat, parkour, and Minecraft knowledge like never before! Unlock custom items such as the Hellfire Wand and Medallion of the Seas that will change the way you play Minecraft! Discover the rich history of Kaihoshi both in the wild and in custom cities filled with interactive NPCs and interesting quests! Take a break from adventuring, and build your own town using the Towny plugin! If you’re interested in a small, community-focused fantasy server, consider checking out TOMB!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Emeralds Found:	5305
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Simplemon

Economy, Factions, Pixelmon, Survival

1.16.5 Turkish Pixelmon Server. With Quality League-Tournament-Clan Systems, You Can Join Clans and Participate in Enjoyable Battles in a Black Clover Clans Style System. You can have a good time with our daily mini games such as Pokedle, Memory and activities such as GTS and hidden ability. You can replace your stones with another stone such as daily mega, z stones such as Megatakas Ztakas.1.16.5 Turkish Pixelmon Server With our high quality league-tournament-clan systems, you can join in clans like black clover clan recruitment fights and have enjoyful fights. You can have good time with our daily mini games such as Pokedle, Memory and activities such as GTS and hidden ability event. You can change your megastones , Z items with the daily /megatakas , /ztakas commands. I know the server is turkish but I could help any english players by myself.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Alien Abductions:	0

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Hardvival

Anarchy, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome !Hardvival SMP is a new semi anarchy server with a strong focus on survival aspects of the game. We redefined the meaning of survival in the game by drastically changing some features to provide more entertaining and challenging experience for everyone.To achieve that, we’ve overhauled the gameplay, wether it being by simple changes to mob difficulty, drops and player regen or complex ones like ore generation, farming, trading and even dimension tweaks, we did our best to reduce the no-effort aspects and thus making the survival more enjoyable!Despite all that, we still maintain the vanilla feeling that usually doesn’t interfere with the core gameplay and by being a semi-anarchy, we put little to no restrictions on the way you play and interact with others. (except for cheating) Wether you’re a pvper, builder, explorer, grinder, fishing enjoyer or even just came here to chill. You’re welcome to join our server and its growing community !

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

CalamityMC

MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

CalamityCraft: Towny Siegewar + Resources Gold economy Quarters Brewery Guns Discord Chatbot Fun games in the discord Owner engages with the community a lotComplete a questline, Defeat ancient gods, Cure a starborn illness that infects the universe, Make a religion and become a god, Make the deitys themselves fear you

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8299	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

SleepyCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	20	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

FunBlocks

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

FunBlocks is a high-quality Minecraft EarthSMP and Mining Islands server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!JAVA IP: funblocks.org BEDROCK IP: 19132EARTH 2.0 – Jobs to earn money – Quests – And much much more!Mining Islands – Custom Fishing – Custom enchantments – Jobs to earn money – And much much more!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	4219	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

OasisCraftBr

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

IP Bedrock – br32.lura.pro Porta – 22999 Welcome to OasisCraftBR, where you can create your base, make your farms, sell them, increase your level in Aurelium Skills, explore SlimeFun and become the server’s Tycoon (if you can). ::::At OasisCraftBR we have::: -Protection with RedProtect. -SlimeFun with various add-ons. -AureliumSkills (which is like MCMMO with more features) -Balanced economy. -Ranking system with benefits. -Plugin de /pw (player warp) -auction plugin /ah -Possible to remove spawners with soft touch tool. We are in development and have a lot to add, we want to provide a Brazilian survival server with plugins that take the experience to another level.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Falling into the Void:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Crafted SMP

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Are you a Minecraft player looking to join a brand new SMP?Well join the Crafted SMP!There’s so much to do, including: Custom Items | Friendly staff | No P2W | Bedrock Support | Unique Enchants | Epic Quests | New updates weekly! Ready to join? Here’s how! IP: craftedsmp.xyz Bedrock Port: 19132 Versions: 1.16-Latest

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Emeralds Found:	2998
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Love Letters Sent:	16	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

MythicSMP

Skyblock, Survival

MythicSMPHello are you looking for a nice server to chat in? Then we have a good server for you! It is a chat sever and a minecraft sever together!We have:Events Giveaways A amazing communityAnd so Much More

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Aquatic Vanilla

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Aquatic Vanilla is a Java and Bedrock cross-play Minecraft Survival server where players can enjoy a high-quality multiplayer experience. The server is in offline-mode (aka cracked) and online 24/7. Features include an economy, land claims, ranks, crates, PvE, and custom items. Make your way onto the fantastic Aquatic Vanilla SMP server today, where tons more features and surprises await discovery!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	27

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

United SMP

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

We are a World Wide Gaming Community centered around Minecraft. We own a 24/7 Worldwide lag free Minecraft 1.20 / 1.20.1 Vanilla paid SMP Server we offer our community to play. Our community offers a lot for our players giving them the best experience in our community and help with bullies or helping them making new friends. Once the server goes public only the players we allow here who are above 13 years old will be invited to this discord server. If you are under the age of 13 we will allow you as only a Public Player but not associated with the Discord Community. About the SMP: Recently we did a member reset by removing toxic players. We have medieval style builds and a decorative spawn area. We have a nice decorative Shopping District with many Medieval Style Builds to serve your shop needs. We will be gradually be accepting teams. many teams who can work together or we will accept Solo players who just like working at their own pace. Our Network is growing and expanding like never before, our staff team and VIP’s work hard daily bringing in the right people who will serve our community organization well. Lots of new projects underway! VIP Ranks are basically people who are good with farming, building or even Helpers who assist with projects on the server.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

mlum Prison Escape

Prison, PvP, Roleplay

Server IP: play.mlum.io Discord: https://discord.gg/W8u6eTMGqQA refreshing and original Minecraft prison escape server inspired by The Escapists! Will you play it safe and quietly plot an escape plan, or team up with a gang and wreak havoc in the prison? You can apply to become a guard on the mlum discord server too!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Buildings Constructed:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!