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| Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 1285 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Magic Items Found: | 7911 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 18 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
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