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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 108/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found: 6 Emeralds Found: 2162
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 89 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
Mythical Quests Completed: 30 Gnome Villages Protected: 5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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