Tired of watching TV shows about violence? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only violence you’ll see is when someone accidentally punches a chicken instead of feeding it seeds! Our server is a peaceful paradise where the biggest drama is deciding who gets the last slice of virtual cake. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers! Join us for a wild ride of non-stop fun and ridiculousness. Who needs TV when you can have this much entertainment in Minecraft?

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 98/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived: 3 Dimension Hops: 4
Cozy Campfires Lit: 7 Elemental Crystals Collected: 35
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 12
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 15

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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