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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 19 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
Warrior Spirits Summoned: 37 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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