Why Are All Lesbians Ugly, Fat, and Gross While Quite a Few Gay… Minecraft SMP

beauty standards, body image, discrimination, Diversity, equality, fat, fit, Gay, Gay Men, Gender Identity, gross, handsome, lesbians, LGBTQ, marginalized communities, Minecraft, prejudice, sexual orientation, smp, social constructs, societal norms, Stereotypes, Ugly

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2234
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	88	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	39	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only thing uglier than our lesbians is our creepers! But don’t worry, our gay men are so fit and handsome they make Steve look like a blocky potato.

Join us for a chance to battle it out in epic build competitions, where the losers have to wear a pumpkin on their head for the rest of the day. And be sure to watch out for our resident Ender Dragon, who has a fabulous sense of style and loves to photobomb your screenshots.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are as crazy and chaotic as our redstone contraptions? Come for the laughs, stay for the insanity.

Adult Swims Survival

Anarchy, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8509
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Dimension Hops:	14	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Potions Brewed:	89
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Adult Swim’s Survival – Beta Test LivePVP A large ancient gladiator themed PVP arena, contains lots of open space for players to fight.Commands, Perks, and Cosmetic Shop Players can spend their in-game currency to purchase permissions to advance their gameplay; as well as purchasing cosmetics like /Hat.Quests Players can complete several different types of tasks such as Mining, Crafting, Mob killing and more to earn rewards.So Much More!

adultswimsurvival.online

Rising Heroes

Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8009
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Ores Mined:	2097
Astral Projections Made:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Enchantments Applied:	271	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Alien Abductions:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Welcome to Rising Heroes, a community dating back to 2013! We have relaunched with an all new prison experience and more servers to come, with custom pickaxe levels, gems, artifacts, PvE and more! Fully custom builds with helpful staff and an existing player base, what’s not to love?mc.risingheroes.org Join Today!

mc.risingheroes.org

The Legacy SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3231
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	71	Villages Defended:	18

Legacy SMP is a Towny server modeled after the British Parliament, active for a year with a new season underway. Offering a 27/7 online experience, it features active towns, a thriving economy, frequent events, anti-cheat measures, an auction house, jobs plugin, MCMMO skills, optional wars, player shops, daily vote rewards, an admin shop, and a supportive staff. Embracing a mock government setup, the server incorporates plugins like Towny, Dynmap, and Graves with regular updates. Compatible across Xbox, PS4, Mobile, PC/Computer, and Nintendo Switch, those interested can join the server’s Discord community at https://discord.gg/3Xf4vdPJcE.

thelegacysmp.apexmc.co:25576

Cosmo Survival

Economy, Survival

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8577
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Family Friendly Survival Server with crates, shops, ranks, events, silktouching spawners, auctionhouse, giveaways and more! Please be respectful to others and have fun! Still in beta testing! Report any bugs to staff online! 1.20.1 with cherry trees and new updates!

cosmosurvival.apexmc.co

SimpleZone

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9370
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Divine Spears Created:	16
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Introducing SimpleZone, a friendly server that brings a new level of fun, excitement, and adventure to your Minecraft experience. Our focus is on simple yet unique additions that enhance your everyday gameplay. We are starting with Survival, and there’s even more witty and enjoyable content coming your way soon!

mc.simple-zone.net

Astoria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	932
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Dragons Tamed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Java IP: play.astoria.gg Discord: discord.gg/astoria Store: store.astoria.ggWelcome to Astoria, an exciting server built from the ground up with the player experience in mind. The Astoria server is laid-back, has strict no-grief/no-troll rules, and is an SMP style server where the community is valued more than anything else.Even though Astoria offers a huge variety of features, and plugins, to enhance your gameplay; such as Custom Enchants, Lands Claims, Boss Dungeons, and more; we always strive to preserve the authentic Minecraft experience.The survival world has a border of 20k x 20k, meaning plenty of room to find the ideal build spot, and both the End and Nether worlds are completely borderless!You can support the server by voting daily, every vote is a step closer to ranking up and gives you awesome rewards like money and flight time!

play.astoria.gg

Friends Zone

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5228
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Potions Brewed:	152	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8

The best survival server for Minecraft 1.20.4 (Brazil)• Slimefun • Jobs • Pets • mcMMO • GriefPrevention • Mobs To EggsCross-Platform! IP Bedrock: 190.115.198.224 – Porta 10002

friendszone.enxada.host:10002

idkSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6109
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

A 1.18 Minecraft Server that gets new updates every week. Bedrock IP: tempomc.com | Port: 19132 We offer: – friendly community – claims – chill environment (not serious)

tempomc.com

Mine Down Under

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5800
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Emeralds Found:	2236
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

An Australian Survival Server, with crossplay compatibility with Java and bedrock. This server is very friendly, and is semi-vanilla. You can use /RTP when you spawn, to get teleported to wilderness. There is also a market area where you can rent a shop for selling items to other players. There are some plugins for convenience and Quality-of-Life, such as Sleepmost, Dynmap, TreeAssist, Griefprevention, and ChestShop. Bedrock players can connect with play.minedownunder.com:19132There’s also some NPCs living in the spawn hub, who offer small quests for in-game currency rewards, and I’m working on adding more.We have also have a discord community to go with the server at discord.gg/nFWs4GBZ7F Dynmap: http://minedownunder.com:8123 The rules are pretty basic, no griefing, no excessive profanity, no cheating.

play.minedownunder.com

TerraCraft

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7322
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	264	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

EN: Join our community with professional people and a unique way of playing. We are waiting for you to join: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and will be here for you with all you need. RO: Come to our community with professional people and a unique game mode. We are waiting for you to enter too: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and we will be here for you with everything you need.

mc.terracraft.one

CrankHouse Semi-Anarchy Survival

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6437
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Villages Defended:	17
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

CrankHouse is a Semi-Anarchy Survival SMP and our primary goal revolves around making sure mob rates, caps, and behaviors are as vanilla as possible while also ensuring a stable play environment for client and non-client alike.Server is currently running on versions from 1.17 to 1.20To ensure STABILITY we have spared no expense on the most current and top-of-the-line hardware we could get our hands-on.Although here on CrankHouse we do openly allow the usage of “modded/hacked” clients, there is a limit. This limit it here so you can use the mods/clients without being able to abuse people with what we’d consider as frowned upon hack/modules (offhand bans, chunk bans, etc) In response to these you’ll be kicked automatically and repeatedly until module in question is no longer activated (safe server)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXbSZ13cfNghttps://crankhouse.net/

play.crankhouse.net

AphelionMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6822
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Void Gems Collected:	15
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	24	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Runes Activated:	2

AphelionMC is a Minecraft SMP Network server focused on high-quality game content. bedrock and java compatible, custom plugins + scripts, dungeon bosses, balanced economy and much more!! join us today and be part of our amazing community!

play.aphelionmc.net

Gods Realm Romania

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1357
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Love Letters Sent:	1

Hello, this community has recently opened and we are working on it every day to make it as good as possible and to offer you a unique experience with us. The community was opened especially for a Minecraft server, but in time we will expand to more games requested by all of you!Forum: https://gods-realm.ro/forum/ Store: https://gods-realm.ro/store/ Server IP: [b]Play.Gods-Realm.Ro[/b]

Discord: https://gods-realm.ro/discord/

Play.Gods-Realm.Ro

Valatic

Earth, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	8350
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	8

A remarkable server experience featuring trending game-modes such as Earth SMP, Oneblock, and much more. We pride ourselves on ensuring our players are well taken care of and our community is a non-toxic friendly place. Valatic game-modes are loaded with unique features as well as a lag free experience for all users. Join Valatic today for a one of a kind experience.

play.valatic.net

Oasis Network

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8386
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Dimension Hops:	15	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Votes:	8724

Oasis Network (Formerly Demon Slayer Corps)Welcome to the worlds first demon slayer server! We offer quests, land claiming, economy, custom abilities, and more!We just added in Pixelmon! Its a player voted favorite and we think you would love it too! come join!

play.mc-oasis.com