Why Are All Lesbians Ugly, Fat, and Gross While Quite a Few Gay… Minecraft SMP

beauty standards, body image, discrimination, Diversity, equality, fat, fit, Gay, Gay Men, Gender Identity, gross, handsome, lesbians, LGBTQ, marginalized communities, Minecraft, prejudice, sexual orientation, smp, social constructs, societal norms, Stereotypes, Ugly

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2290
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Dimension Hops:	14	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only thing uglier than our lesbians is our creepers! But don’t worry, our gay men are so fit and handsome they make Steve look like a blocky potato.

Join us for a chance to battle it out in epic build competitions, where the losers have to wear a pumpkin on their head for the rest of the day. And be sure to watch out for our resident Ender Dragon, who has a fabulous sense of style and loves to photobomb your screenshots.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are as crazy and chaotic as our redstone contraptions? Come for the laughs, stay for the insanity.

SpillZone

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3627
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Ores Mined:	2108
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Villages Defended:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Hello and welcome to SpillSone Norwegian Minecraft Server!Game zone consists of several game zones, which means that you can choose from * Survival * Towny * Vanilla (Whitelisted) * MiniGames (BedWars, BuildBattle, Parkour, The Lab, and PartyGames)You choose what suits you to play!But I recommend that you read the SpillSone.no website for more information!The server opens 28 January 2024

SpillSone.no:25601

16b16t

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2911
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Buildings Constructed:	41
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Dimension Hops:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

16b16t is an anarchy server similar to 2b2t with no rules and no queues. This means that you can do whatever you want and there is no punishment for doing so. This also includes hacking and duping, which are both allowed on the server.The server has /tpa commands to give an unique twist to the anarchy experience but besides that there are no plugins that interfere with the gameplay. This also includes no grief protection or claims, so be careful where you build your base.There is no staff on the server, so there is no one to help you if you get into a dispute with another player.The server started in 15.01.2024 after the complete shutdown of 16b16t.org

craft.16b16t.com

PokeSMP

Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7504
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Divine Spears Created:	11
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2

pokesmp.net

Vita Craft

Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7306
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

!!! NEW Minecraft Server !!! Only Survival game. Build a home, trade make you world amazing! Enjoy in a small community with your friends. Jump also in our discord.

play.vitacraft.eu

TOMB

Parkour, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	652
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Potions Brewed:	67	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Enter the land of Kaihoshi to find your own Adventure! The TOMB Minecraft Server delivers a vanilla experience with focus on adventure, lore, and community. Explore tons of curated single-player experiences that will test your combat, parkour, and Minecraft knowledge like never before! Unlock custom items such as the Hellfire Wand and Medallion of the Seas that will change the way you play Minecraft! Discover the rich history of Kaihoshi both in the wild and in custom cities filled with interactive NPCs and interesting quests! Take a break from adventuring, and build your own town using the Towny plugin! If you’re interested in a small, community-focused fantasy server, consider checking out TOMB!

play.tombmc.com

Simplemon

Economy, Factions, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6215
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	14	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	54	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9029	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

1.16.5 Turkish Pixelmon Server. With Quality League-Tournament-Clan Systems, You Can Join Clans and Participate in Enjoyable Battles in a Black Clover Clans Style System. You can have a good time with our daily mini games such as Pokedle, Memory and activities such as GTS and hidden ability. You can replace your stones with another stone such as daily mega, z stones such as Megatakas Ztakas.1.16.5 Turkish Pixelmon Server With our high quality league-tournament-clan systems, you can join in clans like black clover clan recruitment fights and have enjoyful fights. You can have good time with our daily mini games such as Pokedle, Memory and activities such as GTS and hidden ability event. You can change your megastones , Z items with the daily /megatakas , /ztakas commands. I know the server is turkish but I could help any english players by myself.

mc.simplemon.online

Hardvival

Anarchy, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2447
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Endless Night Skies:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Welcome !Hardvival SMP is a new semi anarchy server with a strong focus on survival aspects of the game. We redefined the meaning of survival in the game by drastically changing some features to provide more entertaining and challenging experience for everyone.To achieve that, we’ve overhauled the gameplay, wether it being by simple changes to mob difficulty, drops and player regen or complex ones like ore generation, farming, trading and even dimension tweaks, we did our best to reduce the no-effort aspects and thus making the survival more enjoyable!Despite all that, we still maintain the vanilla feeling that usually doesn’t interfere with the core gameplay and by being a semi-anarchy, we put little to no restrictions on the way you play and interact with others. (except for cheating) Wether you’re a pvper, builder, explorer, grinder, fishing enjoyer or even just came here to chill. You’re welcome to join our server and its growing community !

hardvival.com

CalamityMC

MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8352
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	26
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	187	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4

CalamityCraft: Towny Siegewar + Resources Gold economy Quarters Brewery Guns Discord Chatbot Fun games in the discord Owner engages with the community a lotComplete a questline, Defeat ancient gods, Cure a starborn illness that infects the universe, Make a religion and become a god, Make the deitys themselves fear you

domain.mc-mods.xyz

SleepyCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8836
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Star Shards Collected:	210
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

play.sleepycraft.net

FunBlocks

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9150
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Villages Defended:	12	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Dragons Tamed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Dimension Hops:	6

FunBlocks is a high-quality Minecraft EarthSMP and Mining Islands server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!JAVA IP: funblocks.org BEDROCK IP: 19132EARTH 2.0 – Jobs to earn money – Quests – And much much more!Mining Islands – Custom Fishing – Custom enchantments – Jobs to earn money – And much much more!

funblocks.org

OasisCraftBr

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	579
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Villages Defended:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Zombie Dances:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Mines Excavated:	4345

IP Bedrock – br32.lura.pro Porta – 22999 Welcome to OasisCraftBR, where you can create your base, make your farms, sell them, increase your level in Aurelium Skills, explore SlimeFun and become the server’s Tycoon (if you can). ::::At OasisCraftBR we have::: -Protection with RedProtect. -SlimeFun with various add-ons. -AureliumSkills (which is like MCMMO with more features) -Balanced economy. -Ranking system with benefits. -Plugin de /pw (player warp) -auction plugin /ah -Possible to remove spawners with soft touch tool. We are in development and have a lot to add, we want to provide a Brazilian survival server with plugins that take the experience to another level.

oasiscraftbr.jogar.pro:22999

Crafted SMP

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9963
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Animals Bred:	58
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Are you a Minecraft player looking to join a brand new SMP?Well join the Crafted SMP!There’s so much to do, including: Custom Items | Friendly staff | No P2W | Bedrock Support | Unique Enchants | Epic Quests | New updates weekly! Ready to join? Here’s how! IP: craftedsmp.xyz Bedrock Port: 19132 Versions: 1.16-Latest

craftedsmp.xyz:19132

MythicSMP

Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2314
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	30	Meteorites Collected:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Divine Spears Created:	11	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	17

MythicSMPHello are you looking for a nice server to chat in? Then we have a good server for you! It is a chat sever and a minecraft sever together!We have:Events Giveaways A amazing communityAnd so Much More

Play.MythicSMP.com:25575

Aquatic Vanilla

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	7453
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	14	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Ores Mined:	7732
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2

Aquatic Vanilla is a Java and Bedrock cross-play Minecraft Survival server where players can enjoy a high-quality multiplayer experience. The server is in offline-mode (aka cracked) and online 24/7. Features include an economy, land claims, ranks, crates, PvE, and custom items. Make your way onto the fantastic Aquatic Vanilla SMP server today, where tons more features and surprises await discovery!

play.aquatic-vanilla.info

United SMP

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8277
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

We are a World Wide Gaming Community centered around Minecraft. We own a 24/7 Worldwide lag free Minecraft 1.20 / 1.20.1 Vanilla paid SMP Server we offer our community to play. Our community offers a lot for our players giving them the best experience in our community and help with bullies or helping them making new friends. Once the server goes public only the players we allow here who are above 13 years old will be invited to this discord server. If you are under the age of 13 we will allow you as only a Public Player but not associated with the Discord Community. About the SMP: Recently we did a member reset by removing toxic players. We have medieval style builds and a decorative spawn area. We have a nice decorative Shopping District with many Medieval Style Builds to serve your shop needs. We will be gradually be accepting teams. many teams who can work together or we will accept Solo players who just like working at their own pace. Our Network is growing and expanding like never before, our staff team and VIP’s work hard daily bringing in the right people who will serve our community organization well. Lots of new projects underway! VIP Ranks are basically people who are good with farming, building or even Helpers who assist with projects on the server.

unitednetwork.apexmc.co