Why are all controllers nowadays dogshit? Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of your controllers betraying you like a cheating ex? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your controller problems! Join us and experience a world where controllers never let you down, where they obey your every command like loyal minions.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Controller King, a mystical being who grants special powers to those who prove themselves worthy. Rumor has it that one lucky player even gained the ability to control the game with their mind alone! Will you be the next chosen one?

So come on, leave those crappy controllers behind and join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a few exploding sheep along the way. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly unique and controller-friendly!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Emeralds Found:	4673
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

PokeMaster

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

Well guys, I present to you the new Pixelmon server in Spanish, PokeMasters in 1.16.5IN THE MOST UPDATED VERSION OF PIXELMONMod: https://reforged.gg

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Stonecrest

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Does anyone miss Towny? I do, I miss the good old towny but I have also always felt like towny could be so much more. For too long now I have had this idea I have not yet pursued for a Minecraft server where one player could be King or Queen of the entire server. I have always wondered how this would work. How could we make a server where players create the role-play themselves and allow them to climb the levers of power, who doesn’t love UNLIMiITEeD PoOWErRR? However, we want to make sure it is still Minecraft and for those who don’t want their bases ruined or be in the middle of PvP, we also want to cater to them. IP: Stonecrest.xyz Whitelist: No Dynmap: Yes Difficulty: Hard PvP: Toggleable (across the entire server unless opted in a war event) Economy: 1 Diamond = $1 World Size: 20k Version: 1.19 – 1.20.5

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Towns Built:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

AFCRAFT

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to AFCRAFT, where the possibilities are endless!Our server offers both a survival world and a minigames lobby, so you can choose to embark on a solo adventure or join forces with friends and compete in various games. Our survival world is an immersive experience – Our dedicated community has built some extraordinary things! On the other hand, our minigames lobby has a plethora of high-quality minigames to choose from, including Bedwars, Spleef, Hunger Games, Quake, Party Games, and so many more! With something for everyone, we guarantee you won’t get bored!But it’s not just the gameplay that sets us apart. Our community is incredibly tight-knit, and we pride ourselves on creating a friendly and welcoming atmosphere. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft player or just starting out, you’ll find that our players are always willing to lend a helping hand. You’ll feel right at home in our community, and who knows, you might even make some lifelong friends!In addition to our regular gameplay, we also have weekly community events that are always a blast. From build competitions to scavenger hunts, there’s always something fun going on. These events are a great way to get involved with the community, meet new players, and even win some awesome prizes.So what are you waiting for? Come join us on AFCRAFT where over 3,000 unique players have joined!WEBSITE: AFCRAFT.NET

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	93
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Animals Bred:	61
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

VisualPvP

PvP

VisualPvP is home to the most adrenaline-pumping, competitive Network on the block, and we cherish our vibrant and welcoming community. Your voice matters, and this is where you can make a difference. [1.8 – 1.20]

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

MegaMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Hello! There MegaMC Is a new Public Lifesteal SMP Launched By Me and My Team So You Can Join And Check If You Want To Play You Can And Join Discord For Giveaways Ranks , Crate Keys , and much more Join Now!!!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	186	Runes Activated:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

KryptonPVP

Creative, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

KriptonPVP is a Minecraft Network where quality will be present from the first moment you connect to the server. Together with the entire staff we try to solve all the problems that arise in the shortest possible time, in addition to adding improvements to the Network so that the gaming experience is better every day. We are also characterized by having a friendly and close staff with users. Every month we invest the money from donations in having servers without lag, being open 24/7, in our own plugins, anti-DDoS protection, anti-Hacks and backups.As you can see, we have all put a lot of effort into making the server the way it is now, so I hope you want to join us on this adventure that we are sure you will have fun with.

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Runes Activated:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	193	New Chunks Explored:	19345

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Shadow Kingdom

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Shadow Kingdom is a unique network of many servers dedicated to providing you the best Minecraft experience. Whether you’re a build-savvy architect, competitive PvP warrior, or just looking for a place to meet a tight-knit community of friendly individuals, Shadow Kingdom Network is the place for you! Our network is divided between only 2 main servers: Creative and Towny; both of which are much different from each other. Only operating 2 main game modes allows our team to pay special attention to the small details, and also allows for constant updates, bug fixes, and support. Shadow Kingdom has been running for many years, and our servers are established and jam-packed with many features! We work hard to ensure that every player has a voice. If you have any suggestions or questions, please don’t hesitate to contact us on our forums! https://shadowkingdom.org/We hope to see you in-game soon!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

RLCraft Merciless Sufferings

Economy, Factions, PvE, Survival

RLCraft is back with Version 2.9– No KeepInventory – Exploration Maps that change every 2 weeks – Player Shops -Job System – Factions Create Alliances or declare War on your Enemies. Take over their Territory to steal their Base!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Towns Built:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Players Killed by Monsters:	3623	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

SuperCraft

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Survival

This is a very friendly server and everyone is welcome here. This server is compatible with Java and cracked players, No toxicity is Tolerated, We are trying to make SuperCraft the best Indian Minecraft server.– Survival Game-Modes coming soon!: – Parkour – SkyBlock – BedWars – ThePit – SkyWars – More to come!Connect with us, join the discord server at https://discord.supercraft.in/

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	4862	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6358
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

AcentraMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Arcaneva Geopolitical

Earth, Factions, PvP, Roleplay

Arcaneva is a Minecraft 1.19.4 Java and Bedrock server where you can lead or support a nation on EARTH on a Full Scale! What’s stopping you from having a good time?!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	186	Magic Items Found:	3035
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

SkyBlade

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

We’re a Minecraft Bedrock and Java cross-play server with a large variety of fun minigames to play! Our goal is to bring the best experience to players, which is why we really want to hear your feedback for us to improve! Join us on Discord and follow us on Twitter and Instagram (@SkyBladeNetwork) to stay up-to-date!To summarise, here’s a LARGE list of things that we offer: – SkyWars, BedWars, The Bridge, TNT Run, TurfWars, Colour Shuffle (Block Party Equivalent), Spleef, Drop, ZAP (Splegg Equivalent), One in the Chamber, Punch (Sumo Equivalent), 1v1 Duels, Free-Build Creative, Parkour, SkyBlock + so much more!So, what are you waiting for? Grab some friends and get playin’! We can’t wait to see you online! 🙂

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Storyfortune

PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Storyfortune is a brand new survival experience based on the latest versions of Minecraft: Java Edition, with a focus on bringing players together unlike ever before while providing a top player experience! Our server is a grief-free and safe area where anyone and everyone can come and play with others. We strive to provide a unique and engaging experience while maintaining the core survival gameplay.We have player warps and shops, land claiming, marriage, an auction house and so much more! What are you waiting for?**IP: find.storyfortune.net** **Version: 1.20.2**Our rules can be found at: https://storyfortune.net/rules Our Discord server: https://storyfortune.net/discord

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Runes Activated:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Zombie Dances:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

ObiWorld

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

Family-friendly survival server. Java and Bedrock Crossplay!! Includes claims, homes, and teleport. Loads of minigames: bedwars, duels, paintball, parkour, hunger games and more! Active staff. Unlock abilities and earn ranks by just playing. Test your skills in our custom arenas and boss battles! Try out our custom enchantments, magic wands, and advancements. Java IP: play.obiworldmc.com Bedrock IP: play.obiworldmc.com Port: 47973

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

LifeStealMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	77	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Animals Bred:	51	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Farms Harvested:	344
Buildings Constructed:	11	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.