Why are all controllers nowadays dogshit? Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of your controllers betraying you like a cheating ex? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your controller problems! Join us and experience a world where controllers never let you down, where they obey your every command like loyal minions.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Controller King, a mystical being who grants special powers to those who prove themselves worthy. Rumor has it that one lucky player even gained the ability to control the game with their mind alone! Will you be the next chosen one?

So come on, leave those crappy controllers behind and join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a few exploding sheep along the way. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly unique and controller-friendly!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Poke Odyssey

Economy, PvE

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Buildings Constructed:	44	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

NiftyMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

NiftyMC is a family-friendly Minecraft server for both Java and Bedrock players. Come join us to play on our BRAND NEW SMP or our Oneblock Skyblock mode. We produce consistent updates and listen solely to our community when it comes to updates.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

PokeClash Cobblemon

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Gods Slained:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

AztecMC

PvE, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Server address and rules: aztecmc.orgAztecMC is a vanilla raiding server. What that means is, weve got Essentials installed to protect spawn, and players can /sethome and /tpahere, but thats it. No chest protections, no player block protections, and you best get some armor quick because we’re on hard mode.Have you stumbled on someones base? Grief it. Are they still home? Kill them and take their stuff. We have some simple rules, tips for not getting yourself raided, and a bonafide a-dult staff available to help keep things classy. X-rayers got you down? We can teach you how to thwart them while our ban-hammer sniffs them out.Geek stats: – World border is at 100k – Running Minecraft 1.20.4

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Love Letters Sent:	15

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

WavyMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

WavyMC is the #1 1.20 Survival Server! Java/Bedrock CompatibleJava IP: play.wavymc.fun Bedrock IP: bedrock.wavymc.funEmbark on an epic adventure in a dynamic and thriving world filled with exciting features and endless possibilities. Our server is carefully designed to provide an immersive and enjoyable experience for players of all skill levels. Some of our core features include a player driven economy, over 600 quests, player leveling system, crates, and a whole lot more!Our community is built around the Twitch Community. Many players know each other from livestream chats, or other games. You will build friendships with new players, meet new friends, and have a fun time playing on WavyMC!Daveyhaha: http://twitch.tv/daveyhaha Snipper: http://twitch.tv/SnipperJoin our Minecraft server today! 🙂

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Potions Brewed:	31
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Dragons Tamed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Void Armor Forged:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

MineGlobe

Earth, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Zombie Dances:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	6843	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	8

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Kilocraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Kilocraft is a vanilla survival server that has been running snapshots since 1.13, and we are currently running our world on version 1.21. Over time the Kilocraft community has grown a lot and thanks to suggestions of our players we could add features such as claiming, playtime-based ranks, and pwarps to help improve the community aspect of our server! If you want to join us, connect to 50kilo.org, if you have any questions, don’t hesitate to ask any of our staff!Server Stats: We have a powerful machine, to make sure you only get to play on the best performance of 1.21 > RAM: 64GB > CPU: i9 9900k > Storage: 2TB NVMe

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Berry Middle School

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Runes Activated:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Origins Reborn MC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Embark on a unique Minecraft journey with Origins Reborn, a vanilla SMP Java/Bedrock server transforming gameplay with the Origins Mod. Unique Origins: Discover enhanced versions, featuring new abilities and mechanics for an unparalleled adventure. Custom Mobs and Items: Immerse yourself in a Vanilla+ atmosphere with specially crafted additions. Active Towny Community: Join our vibrant Towny community, fostering collaboration and growth. Overhauled Brewing System: Explore revamped brewing with custom food, drinks, and potions. New Worldgen and Structures: Encounter fresh landscapes and structures for an enriched experience. Hand-Tailored Plugins: Seamless integration for a cohesive and immersive gameplay. Player-Driven Economy: Shape the dynamic in-game economy through interactions. Weekly Updates: Stay engaged with regular content updates for continuous excitement. Interactive Menus: Enjoy user-friendly menus for Bedrock, Mobile, and Console players.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

BattleAsya

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Found by Dennie and Eugene in 2016, BattleAsya is a medium-size cracked Minecraft (Java Edition) server based in the Philippines (formerly based in Malaysia under the leadership of Eugene). Throughout the years, we have had the opportunity to transform ourselves from a small community for both Malaysians and Filipinos, into a mature gaming network serving the region. Today’s BattleAsya is still committed to serving the community with dedication and diligence. Our goals are to offer a low-latency option and provide long-term service for Minecraft players in Southeast Asia.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Star Shards Collected:	177	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Zombie Dances:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

WaveCraft

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Introducing our new Skyblock server! Join us in a Skygens tycoon server, with gamemodes including Skyblock classic, Oneblock, Skygrid, and more! Compete with other players to see who can utilise their generators to make the most money and be the Skyblock Tycoon!Welcome to WaveCraft, a vibrant and community-driven Minecraft server that’s ready to make a splash in your gaming experience! Dive into a world where the community’s voice is valued, and where every player suggestion helps shape the server’s evolution.On Wavecraft, players can stay busy working on their Slimefun projects, working together in server build battles, or participating in the hourly fishing competitions.One of WaveCraft’s standout features is the incorporation of custom items and perks, all within the vanilla Minecraft experience. No need for additional mods! Immerse yourself in a world where unique items come to life with custom models, adding a visually stunning touch to your adventures.Earn points as you embark on thrilling quests and challenges, and exchange them for coveted in-game treasures. From majestic mounts to adorable pets, and from customized armor to powerful tools, the possibilities are endless. Your efforts and dedication will be rewarded with a vast array of exclusive items to enhance your gameplay and showcase your individuality.Prepare yourself for a tide of excitement with our weekly and daily server events. Participate in thrilling building competitions, showcasing your creativity and skill as you vie for recognition and rewards. Test your angling expertise in fishing competitions, where reeling in rare fish can unlock special items such as the legendary rainbow rod. And keep an eye out for pinata parties, where the skies rain down crate keys and exclusive custom items, turning every gathering into an exhilarating fiesta.But WaveCraft isn’t just about the features—it’s about the community that brings it all to life. Join a friendly and welcoming group of players who are passionate about creating a thriving environment. Share your ideas, connect with fellow gamers, and experience the joy of building and exploring together. WaveCraft is more than just a server; it’s a place where friendships are forged, memories are made, and adventures are embarked upon as a united front.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Farms Harvested:	287	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Ores Mined:	4164

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

SquirtleSquadMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

Welcome to SquirtleSquadMC! Our server is running Pixelmon Reforged “Always latest version”Server Information! Modpack: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/squirtlesquad Server IP: play.squirtlesquadmc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/jSQf3zZxfN Website: https://www.squirtlesquadmc.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	New Chunks Explored:	469336
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

ExeosCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Explore ExeosCraft, the No-Reset, No-Grief SMP! Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Why Choose Us? – Stability: Our server, up and lagless since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map! – Zero Pay-To-Win: Fairness for all players is our moto! – Giving Back: Excess donations support various charities – Inclusivity: Hate speech isn’t tolerated here, any and all are welcome. – Custom Plugins: Hand-crafted plugins Our Features: – Permanent World, all builds will be kept forever – Level-Up System – Pets – Land Claim – McMMO

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Buildings Constructed:	23
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Cropied

Economy, PvP, Survival

play.cropied.com-30 tiers of gens -Farming -Fishing (autofishing is allowed) -Mining -Tanks -Forge -PVP -TotemsCropied is a gen server with lots of features and things to do. When you join you can get a freerank with /freerank. To begin and get some starting info you can do /start and dont forget /daily. You can farm wheat, carrots, potatoes and more with custom enchants on a crop harvester. We have a /mine where you can get fight to get rare ores that you can use in the forge to craft all kinds of totems or keys to give you a boost to make it to the top of the leaderboards for payouts.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

KCHS Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

KCHS Craft is a cracked Malaysian Minecraft server specially designed for players in South East Asia, located in Singapore. Of course, everyone is welcome to join the server!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Dragon Scales Harvested:	237
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.