Why are all controllers nowadays dogshit? Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of your controllers betraying you like a cheating ex? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your controller problems! Join us and experience a world where controllers never let you down, where they obey your every command like loyal minions.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Controller King, a mystical being who grants special powers to those who prove themselves worthy. Rumor has it that one lucky player even gained the ability to control the game with their mind alone! Will you be the next chosen one?

So come on, leave those crappy controllers behind and join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a few exploding sheep along the way. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly unique and controller-friendly!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	50
Emeralds Found:	5441	Dragon Scales Harvested:	164
Mines Excavated:	3766	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6783
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	797	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	471
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Void Armor Forged:	16	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	66
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Void Armor Forged:	16

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	921	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	34
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Void Armor Forged:	29
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Crops Grown:	1651
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Runes Activated:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Meteorites Collected:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Emeralds Found:	3241	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Meteorites Collected:	0	Astral Projections Made:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	66	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Farms Harvested:	347	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.