Why are all controllers nowadays dogshit? Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of your controllers betraying you like a cheating ex? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your controller problems! Join us and experience a world where controllers never let you down, where they obey your every command like loyal minions.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Controller King, a mystical being who grants special powers to those who prove themselves worthy. Rumor has it that one lucky player even gained the ability to control the game with their mind alone! Will you be the next chosen one?

So come on, leave those crappy controllers behind and join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a few exploding sheep along the way. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly unique and controller-friendly!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7882	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Runes Activated:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Divine Spears Created:	27	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	451	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2675

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Emeralds Found:	8641
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5668
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Gods Slained:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Wilderness Tamed:	12

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Crops Grown:	9930	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	215	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Buildings Constructed:	41

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	59
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Crops Grown:	3693
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Towns Built:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Towns Built:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Love Letters Sent:	16	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Mines Excavated:	2805
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	6

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Crops Grown:	4221
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Falling into the Void:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Dragons Tamed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dimension Hops:	14
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.