Why are all controllers nowadays dogshit? Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of your controllers betraying you like a cheating ex? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your controller problems! Join us and experience a world where controllers never let you down, where they obey your every command like loyal minions.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Controller King, a mystical being who grants special powers to those who prove themselves worthy. Rumor has it that one lucky player even gained the ability to control the game with their mind alone! Will you be the next chosen one?

So come on, leave those crappy controllers behind and join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a few exploding sheep along the way. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly unique and controller-friendly!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Star Shards Collected:	68	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Love Letters Sent:	18
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
New Chunks Explored:	189988	Emeralds Found:	4494

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Crops Grown:	5057	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Astral Projections Made:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Buildings Constructed:	25

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Dimension Hops:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Gods Slained:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	247	Meteorites Collected:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Villages Defended:	11
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	117
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Farms Harvested:	258
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Ores Mined:	9518
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	130	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	974
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Villages Defended:	12	Ores Mined:	3964
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.