Why are all controllers nowadays dogshit? Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of your controllers betraying you like a cheating ex? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your controller problems! Join us and experience a world where controllers never let you down, where they obey your every command like loyal minions.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Controller King, a mystical being who grants special powers to those who prove themselves worthy. Rumor has it that one lucky player even gained the ability to control the game with their mind alone! Will you be the next chosen one?

So come on, leave those crappy controllers behind and join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a few exploding sheep along the way. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly unique and controller-friendly!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	114	Potions Brewed:	180
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Mythical Quests Completed:	21

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	209	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	17

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	619517	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Towns Built:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	457
Divine Spears Created:	26	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Void Armor Forged:	30	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Runes Activated:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Dragons Tamed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	40

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Crops Grown:	7455
Dimension Hops:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Magic Items Found:	6408
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
New Chunks Explored:	975505	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!