Why are all controllers nowadays dogshit? Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of your controllers betraying you like a cheating ex? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your controller problems! Join us and experience a world where controllers never let you down, where they obey your every command like loyal minions.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Controller King, a mystical being who grants special powers to those who prove themselves worthy. Rumor has it that one lucky player even gained the ability to control the game with their mind alone! Will you be the next chosen one?

So come on, leave those crappy controllers behind and join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a few exploding sheep along the way. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly unique and controller-friendly!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

LuxCube

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Prison, Survival

Welcome to LuxCube – Where Adventure Awaits!Dive into an extraordinary world where your Minecraft journey takes on new dimensions. Our server offers a diverse range of immersive gamemodes that will keep you hooked for hours on end.Gens: Immerse yourself in a world of tycoons, dungeons, and adventures. Build, mine, farm, and engage in mob-killing to conquer the economy. Customize your skills, battle foes, and embark on epic quests. Gens offers a unique combination of activities to satisfy every Minecraft enthusiast.Lifesteal: Unleash your combat prowess in thrilling battles where every hit counts. Steal life from your enemies and claim victory.Kingdoms: Forge alliances, build your empire, and conquer the lands. Will your kingdom reign supreme?Box: Immerse yourself in the heart-pounding action of PvP within a confined space. Battle to earn money, upgrade your gear, and engage in intense mining and grinding. In the confined quarters of the box, every decision counts. Will you emerge as the ultimate champion?With a thriving community, responsive staff, and regular events, LuxCube is the ultimate destination for Minecraft enthusiasts. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, there’s a place for you here.Join us today and embark on an epic journey like no other. The adventure starts here!”

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Star Shards Collected:	120	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
New Chunks Explored:	373390	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Dig up

Hardcore, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

If you’re searching for a great place to play alone, with friends, or to even meet new people ─ come on and try out our server! The Magbungkal Community offers captivating adventures and entertaining gameplay. In addition, we provide a unique gaming experience that no other server could ever match!Magbungkal provides both bedrock and java to diversify our community even further. Making gameplay as enjoyable as possible for players is our goal! We guarantee if you join our server, you won’t be disappointed. It features a friendly community with staff members available to assist you with gameplay whenever necessary.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Villages Defended:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

AusTv

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

A server with a different and innovative proposal, with a game style completely aimed at players and which seeks to attract different audiences and tastes. A new gaming experience, with several options, we built a server for everyone!Versions: 1.16.4 to 1.20.x

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Potions Brewed:	91
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

AKIOMC

Survival, Survival Games

We are a Network that began its activities in June 2023, and since then, we have given our best to stand out

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

TheaLater MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

If youre looking for a chill layed back server with a all inclusive community then you are in luck! This server is mainly survival but we are constantly expanding to other games. Come check us out if you’re interested!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Farms Harvested:	461
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

GensFood

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Vanilla

GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	241
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Endless Night Skies:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Villages Defended:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	2685	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Villages Defended:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Ores Mined:	3257
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Animals Bred:	199	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Divine Spears Created:	28	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Chimeras Created:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.