Why are all controllers nowadays dogshit? Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of your controllers betraying you like a cheating ex? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your controller problems! Join us and experience a world where controllers never let you down, where they obey your every command like loyal minions.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Controller King, a mystical being who grants special powers to those who prove themselves worthy. Rumor has it that one lucky player even gained the ability to control the game with their mind alone! Will you be the next chosen one?

So come on, leave those crappy controllers behind and join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a few exploding sheep along the way. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly unique and controller-friendly!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Potions Brewed:	132	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	66	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

OceaniaCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

OceaniaCraft offers players a unique survival/economy experience with a massive list of non pay-to-win ranks to earn through gameplay!We have a very unique selection of custom made plugins that aim to maintain most vanilla aspects of the game while still introducing an economy aspect with the focus on gaining ranks through in-game currency and gameplay.Our player base is super friendly and our dedicated staff team volunteer around the clock to ensure that your experience is as enjoyable as possible. We hope to see you around!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Hollowtree

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

Welcome to Hollowtree, a relaxing Minecraft community partnered with CorbaWorld. Enjoy features like Grief Prevention, OP gear, unique jobs, QuickShops, McMMO, in-game ranks, donation packs, voting rewards, crates, no AFK-kick, mob catching, a peaceful resource world, MyPet, a creative server, Brewery, custom mob loot, auctions, warps, and Bedrock compatibility!We value our community and host events with exclusive gear and loot. Join our Discord for engagement, reports, suggestions and more! Hollowtree, sprouted from Hollowcraft 2015, reopened in December 2023 with its original owner and many returning members. Come play!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Farms Harvested:	268	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Magic Items Found:	7239
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Minehut

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Paying Sucks Paying for game server hosting sucks. We know. That’s why we built an entire platform that allows anybody to create a server for free. Just hop on our lobby to get started.Cloud Technology Minehut’s innovative cloud infrastructure provides freely available servers for hundreds of players to use at any given time. Stop worrying about config files, restart management and uptime dependencies.Twitter: https://twitter.com/Minehut

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Mines Excavated:	3464
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	49

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

EcoCityCraft Economy

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Divine Spears Created:	17	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Hopela – Survival

Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Potions Brewed:	87
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

MysticValleyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Endless Night Skies:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Farms Harvested:	302	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Ores Mined:	559

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Dragons Tamed:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Mines Excavated:	2965	Farms Harvested:	991

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Dimension Hops:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	12

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.