Why are all controllers nowadays dogshit? Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of your controllers betraying you like a cheating ex? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your controller problems! Join us and experience a world where controllers never let you down, where they obey your every command like loyal minions.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Controller King, a mystical being who grants special powers to those who prove themselves worthy. Rumor has it that one lucky player even gained the ability to control the game with their mind alone! Will you be the next chosen one?

So come on, leave those crappy controllers behind and join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a few exploding sheep along the way. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly unique and controller-friendly!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Tumbleweed MC Manhunt

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Towns Built:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Legends Evolved

PvE, PvP, Survival

Legends Evolved legendsserver.net Mods: Legends Core Superheroes Unlimited – Star Wars – Godzilla – Horror Download the mod here: https://www.tihyo.com/downloads Twitter: https://twitter.com/legendsevolved https://twitter.com/generalgigan Credits: Legends Mod – Tihyo Legends Evolved – GeneralGigan

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Potions Brewed:	89	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Void Armor Forged:	24	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

MuttsWorld Minecraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Survival

You want a Minecraft server thats been around for a while, has a lot of people, and has multiple options for playstyle, thats MuttsWorld. Join us. Family Friendly http://muttsworldmine.comHunger Games Survival PvP Creative Skyblock Zombie Survival (l2d)

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

SageSMP

PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	110	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Mines Excavated:	2159
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Elysian Craft SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to Elysian Craft SMP , an excellent server known for it’s amazing experiences. We are a laid-back, no grief, economy, SMP server where we value community above all else. The server is running 1.20+, and everyone is welcome as both Java and Bedrock players are free to join!This is a relaxing Minecraft SMP server with player-oriented plugins to enhance your in-game experience! We strive to provide an engaging environment! You can make new friends, invite your friends, and even relax while playing!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Void Gems Collected:	34

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Pinecraft Equestrian

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

ABOUT US Pinecraft Equestrian is a unique 1.20.2 Minecraft server created for the youtuber Abigail Pinehaven and her community of horse-game fans! A fully-equipped survival world with bespoke custom plugins and textures brings an unparalleled equine experience to immerse yourself in. Make friends, train, trade and breed your steeds, gather resources and grow, while building your homestead on your very own plot of land!A fun community server with events, horse racing, minigames, livestreams and the chance to feature in YouTube videos!Open to both Java AND Bedrock players!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Enchantments Applied:	269
Players Killed by Monsters:	6204	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

The ex-stem

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Ekstammen is a Swedish minecraft server created by the developers behind the old Supermine. Together with the players, we develop what we consider to be Sweden’s best minecraft server where every player has their place and everyone is welcome!Buy flight time for game currency Get tokens by being online that you can use for keys to get awesome tools and items Build your city with new and old friends

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Runes Activated:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

JOLT Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Jolt is a community SMP focused on creating a fun, friendly, and chill place to play Minecraft. Simplicity is key, and we aim to remain focused on the core game while providing players with a ton of vanilla-friendly quality of life features. Our rules prohibit grief and our staff is committed to helping protect your builds!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Buildings Constructed:	19
Star Shards Collected:	112	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Mines Excavated:	1633
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Avalon City Network

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, Survival Games

CrossPlay server (JAVA and BEDROCK) with many types of games and minigames, includes more than 60 plugins with which you can have a lot of fun.It also contains SURVIVAL FANTASY and PLOTS with their own world of resources.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Divine Spears Created:	20	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Rede Crown

Economy, PvP, Survival

IP: jogar.redecrown.com 1.20SURVIVAL • CLANS • EVENTS • LAND • ECONOMY • SPAWNERS • FARMS • EXCHANGES

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Honey Horizons

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hello there! Honey Horizons is a new Semi-Vanilla KeepInventory Minecraft server that aims to create a fun, community driven experience for all players! Honey Horizons offers plenty of QoL plugins to make the Minecraft experience more enjoyable as well as some fun plugins that will definitely make your experience feel more unique. Some plugins we use are McMMO, SimplePets, LibsDisguises, GriefPrevention and plenty more! We also have included Terralith to incorporate it’s amazing world generation into our experience. On Honey Horizons, we do not tolerate any form of griefing or stealing so that we can foster a friendly community that everyone can enjoy. So, what’re you waiting for? Come join us and be come a part of the nest today at: honeyhorizons.buzz

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
New Chunks Explored:	53207	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

ConquestLand

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival

ConquestLand is a 1.18-1.20.4 java factions server currently on season 4. We have custom items, an economy, auction house, kits, land claiming, ranks, upgradeable hoppers, coin-flips, MCMMO king of the hill events, upgradeable spawners, interactive ghat games, huge arenas for fighting bosses with the server, pinata parties and so much more! So come and join our community and have fun! The IP Address is ConquestLand.net! And discord.gg/qHJQQQs6mw

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Towns Built:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Infinity Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Survival Games

Survival Custom non-premium Bedrock and Java server, we have a bench, protection blocks, new rpg armor, crates, jobs, clan war, fishing system, bar, auctions, missions, votes, dungeons, pvp arena, rank up, marketplace , fishing and among other things.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Towns Built:	2
Magic Items Found:	3406	Chimeras Created:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

MatriLand

Bedwars, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Survival

MatriLand Network is a Java/Bedrock cross-play Minecraft server from Bangladesh. It is a survival server with a custom-made map, economy features, and minigames. Need another reason to join MatriLand Network? How about this: the server tries to stay online 24/7, so it will always be ready to play whenever you are!Discord: https://discord.gg/HbqNbKmpgu Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/matriland

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	138
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Epirate

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Towny

What can Epirate offer? ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Build your own Town and Nation Create your own Block-Built ships Wage Wars against other towns and Nations Guns, Custom Medieval Weapons, PotPVP Live Map of Europe you can view on your browser Custom Hats for Combat Sea Monsters! Cannons and Naval Regions Missions, Seasons, Temperature And so much more i can’t fit in here! Discord – https://discord.gg/c99g8N2zvw

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Holy Grails Found:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.