Why are all controllers nowadays dogshit? Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of your controllers betraying you like a cheating ex? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your controller problems! Join us and experience a world where controllers never let you down, where they obey your every command like loyal minions.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Controller King, a mystical being who grants special powers to those who prove themselves worthy. Rumor has it that one lucky player even gained the ability to control the game with their mind alone! Will you be the next chosen one?

So come on, leave those crappy controllers behind and join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a few exploding sheep along the way. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly unique and controller-friendly!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Chimeras Created:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

DrakesCraft Network

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Network DrakesCraft Java and Bedrock always active, 24 hours a day Ip: mc.drakescraft.net Bedrock port: 25565 Versions from 1.18 to 1.20.X Modalities: – Survival 1.20.X Slimefun Custom With many enchantments, more than 8 thousand items (slimefun, 100% technical plugin to create minerals, and its expansions). Use of optifine is recommended In this server community we have plugins for: -protections -Great variety of strong mobs and bosses -custom items and enchantments. -slimefun Discord https://discord.gg/nZgQgbRx6A

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Dimension Hops:	11	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Farms Harvested:	610	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

HalfastMC UHC Survival

Cross-Play, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

Bedrock Edition and Pocket Edition – IP: play.halfastmc.com PORT: 19132The average player CAN NOT SURVIVE playing 5 minutes on THIS server! The Minecraft server HalfastMC is an Ultra Hardcore Vanilla Minecraft Server – Hard Mode Survival with no natural regeneration. Players have to use potions, beacons, apples, etc to regenerate health. Monsters spawn more often and hit much harder. Unlike other servers, players won’t be banned from the server after death. Commands like teleport are very limited, to add more of a challenge to your experience. The server is also very strongly against pay to win, so you won’t see any premium packages for overpowered items.HalfastMC has a semi-active community, filled with people who have been active for many years, and some players that joined very recently. Most of the community is a mature audience, so join and chat at your own discretion. HalfastMC is the perfect place for players who love survival Minecraft but think it’s way too easy. Join the Discord community using this link: https://discord.gg/REGwfwRe6d , or play on the server now using the IP address play.halfastmc.com , or visit our website at www.halfastmc.com. (This server is a direct descendant of DRAGONHOLLOW / Dragon Hollow – If you used to play there, we play here now!)

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Divine Spears Created:	17
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Void Gems Collected:	16
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Mines Excavated:	1468
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

FTB Interactions by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: it.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention claim system > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Maps on RAM drive for faster chunk load. > Daily Backups. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Few items banned. (Link on the server.) > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Dedicated Server Online 24/7.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Divine Spears Created:	28
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

SonOyuncu Network

Creative, KitPvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Son Oyuncu Network offers you a minecraft experience you have never seen before. Get ready for a minecraft experience that will increase your gaming pleasure with 100% cheat protection and a quality management team!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Crops Grown:	1088
Endless Night Skies:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

No Named Orgs Server

Creative, MCMMO, Survival

We are a community aimed at making a fun gaming environment for all gamers to play in! Currently, we have several features:Survival Creative Mob Arenas Wands Infernal Mobs Dungeons And much more!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

cCraft

Anarchy, Creative, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

cCraft as a bilingual server (German/English) was made openly accessible again with 1.7.x – the principle of being as close as possible to the original Minecraft has the highest priority here.As a player, you have the opportunity to protect your areas on your own responsibility – without having to ask an admin. No commands are required, just a chest (for the very first custom zone) and a gold shovel for creating new zones and moving the corners of existing zones.Our worlds are free to use, as we know from the original Minecraft – only the areas protected by other players are subject to restrictions.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Project City Build

Creative, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

Project City Build [ Creative | Survival | Minigames ]PCB is a tight knit Minecraft community and city building server, dedicated to building realistic, modern, themed or period based towns and cities. PCB has been running since the early days of Classic, and has grown and evolved over the years.Whether on our creative or survival mode maps, you can get together with your friends to create your own cities. Our server is based around building large scale towns and cities; help expand an existing town, or start your own!Project City Build is a small and friendly community that will always welcome new members. If you are interested in building things, this server is perfect for you.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	39
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

that cry

KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

liroyo – a gaming experience out of this world. So who are we? Hi, I’m Leroy and I’m a relatively small YouTuber, ever since I can remember playing minecraft, I’ve always wanted to have a minecraft server. Until now it was just Batternos, but I wanted to take it a step further: a really real server, real storage, a level server. So I invite you to come to Leroy: serve with a loving community, Fastest support available And above all, just a fun Minecraft server to play on.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	186
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	9586
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

DreamZone

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

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Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Meteorites Collected:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5673	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Mines Excavated:	4017
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

lemoncraft

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

At LemonCraft we focus on an unusual gaming experience, do our missions, defeat bosses to unlock worlds, explore our custom world and become the top of the server! We will wait for you!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

vakmc

LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

Who are we? VAKMC is India’s Biggest Minecraft NetworkWhat do we have? ⇨ Ultimate Lifesteal And more gamemodes coming soon!(VAK MC is available for both JAVA Edition and BEDROCK/POCKET Edition of Minecraft) ◆ JAVA IP: vakmc.fun ◆ Bedrock Port: 25626Come Join the fire and compete with many other players to drill the leaderboard!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5738	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Meteorites Collected:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

JustMinecraft

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Just minecraft is a simply server for everyone who want to join with friends and play. This server is for you, just like you will create your own but you dont have to, just join!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63	New Chunks Explored:	585699
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

NeuroSMP

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

Welcome to NeuroSMP – where classic meets modern in Minecraft survival! Dive into a semi-vanilla experience with an old-school twist. Enjoy the thrill of survival, enhanced with a free rank system that lets you climb the ranks. Hone your skills with our unique levelling system and get ahead with our powerful OP kits. Join us for an adventure where every block, every challenge, and every player counts. Step into NeuroSMP and craft your legacy!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Astral Projections Made:	1	Potions Brewed:	158
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

SFC.MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Towny

An AMAZING Minecraft Faction PVP Server!We have -Crates -Amazing Community -Koth-And more

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Minecraft Realms

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Medieval Themed MC Server, with a few QOL plugins thrown in. Claim some land using a Gold Shovel will you have a house or will you start your own Clan and make a Kingdom? With a simple Economy using Chest Shops and Currency being Gold, Diamond and Emerald….Medieval Bartering for the win!Have FUN!!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Potions Brewed:	136	Farms Harvested:	609
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.