Why are all controllers nowadays dogshit? Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of your controllers betraying you like a cheating ex? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your controller problems! Join us and experience a world where controllers never let you down, where they obey your every command like loyal minions.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Controller King, a mystical being who grants special powers to those who prove themselves worthy. Rumor has it that one lucky player even gained the ability to control the game with their mind alone! Will you be the next chosen one?

So come on, leave those crappy controllers behind and join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a few exploding sheep along the way. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly unique and controller-friendly!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Our New World

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Our New World ~ IntroductionOur New World is a Sandbox RPG 1.20.1 Server. Our aim is to have a long-term RPG server with frequent content updates, including, but not limited to: new items, cosmetics, pets, skills, enemies, bosses, worlds, story, etc.What we offer:– A RPG experience without sacrifing most vanilla features. – Five classical RPG classes with attributes and animated skills. – ModelEngine, custom texture pack with incredible models, NO mods required. – Active owner that will quickly answer to any feedback. – Frequent updates with bug fixing, improvements and new content, to keep the server fresh. – Seasonal events with custom dungeons and raid bosses. – EULA compliant. No P2W features. – And much more!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

EggMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Welcome to EggMC, the ultimate Minecraft survival server! We’ve crafted a finely-tuned experience where survival is at its best. Explore custom items, discover amazing features, and build in a friendly community. Join us today and make your survival adventure epic!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

CapeDirt

Anarchy, Economy, Survival

Simple mechanics non pay to win SMP mixed with Simi anarchy. For more info it’s recommended to join our discord

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Villages Defended:	11
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Sunshine Network

Survival

Server oriented towards custom modes, currently with a developed RPG-style mode with a wide variety of weapons with effects, bosses and a large number of pets.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Based MC

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

Based MC is a free for everyone Minecraft Anarchy server hosted in Europe that was created on July 31, 2023. There are no rules, players have the freedom to grief, kill other players, and steal without consequences. Based MC is also very community focused making regular polls and constantly listening to the community! Join now to play minecraft anarchy with lots of other players that like to build and PVP!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Alanium MC

KitPvP, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

OdinCraft

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Odincraft, a Minecraft server that offers endless possibilities. Were thrilled that youve decided to join our community, and we cant wait to show you everything our server has to offer. Whether youre a seasoned Minecraft player or just starting out, were confident that youll find something to love on our server.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

MineFreeze

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Come play MineFreeze, play a unique gamemode rarely seen on Minecraft called generators! Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators. Explore a custom RPG quest line by completing quests and getting rewards. Use farming and fishing to level up, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Secret Passages Found:	5

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

King SMP

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

King SMP is a Java and Bedrock Minecraft server. It is run by KingRegNog who streams the SMP twice a week on his Twitch channel.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Mines Excavated:	2173	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Sovereign Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Merging a real economy with the digital world of Minecraft with the power of lightning.Imagine a Minecraft world where you can create and build up your own town, city, or nation. Fight in action-packed wars, become a trade empire, and create alliances. Run your own tavern or shop, join a military, become a politician and move up the ranks in a nation all while using and utilizing Bitcoin for everything you do.Prefer the Vanilla experience? We also have an SMP world with claims.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Kimucraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

//GRAND OPENING// KIMUCRAFT h a r d c o r e Java and Bedrock served 24/7 1.19+ 0 LagWe have: ◾Dungeons◾Revive◾MobsOP◾Tombs◾Ranks◾Jobs◾Protections◾Economy◾Clans◾Blood Moon◾Pvp on/off◾Daily rewards◾Crates◾Events◾Chill mode to build calmly ◾Warps: Jail, ArenaPvP, ArenaPvE, Store , Boxes,+Invite your friends and you will get rewards. +Active Christmas Event with VIP Reward Rank

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Zafirocraft Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Join our Minecraft server, the place where fun and adventure never end!Supported version: 1.8 to 1.20.4 Available in Java and Bedrock For premium and non-premium players

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	440
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

GodSpunky

Bedwars, Cross-Play, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars

Official Minecraft Network Of Spunky Insaan Similar To Hypixel With Indian Feel And No Lag It Is Available For Bedrock (PE) + Java Cracked

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Dimension Hops:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Secret Garden

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Survival

Secret Garden is a community-oriented Minecraft Java SMP server. We strive to create an environment that is friendly, helpful, fun, and safe for all players. The server includes many features to enhance the player experience including basic commands (/rtp, /tpa, /sethome, etc), land claiming, a resource world that gets refreshed regularly, a shop to buy and sell items, deathchests, pets, SlimeFun, custom ender dragons, and free ranks with playtime.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	30
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Frenily

Creative, Earth, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Frenily, where the community comes first and the adventure never ends! Our friendly staff is dedicated to creating a fun and welcoming environment for all players. Explore our realistic survival world, complete with states, cities and towns, where you can build, trade and thrive. In Frenily, you’ll find a balance of challenge and reward as you work to survive in the wild. And soon, role-play mechanics will be added to take your experience to the next level. Join our thriving community today and let’s create unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	231	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!