Why are all controllers nowadays dogshit? Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of your controllers betraying you like a cheating ex? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your controller problems! Join us and experience a world where controllers never let you down, where they obey your every command like loyal minions.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Controller King, a mystical being who grants special powers to those who prove themselves worthy. Rumor has it that one lucky player even gained the ability to control the game with their mind alone! Will you be the next chosen one?

So come on, leave those crappy controllers behind and join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a few exploding sheep along the way. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly unique and controller-friendly!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Potions Brewed:	176	Dragon Eggs Found:	2488
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	15

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

AlmightyMC

Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Crops Grown:	4650
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	4322

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

AitoFactions

Factions, MCMMO, Raiding

AitoFactions offers a unique and authentic 1.8.8 factions experience, blending the best of old-school nostalgia with modern elements. Our goal is to transport players back to the classic factions era while providing new and exciting features that enhance gameplay.Our server boasts a variety of custom plugins, carefully curated to elevate the experience and immerse players in a world of adventure and strategy. We believe that attention to detail is key, and our team has worked tirelessly to create an environment that feels both familiar and fresh.Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a newcomer to the factions scene, AitoFactions has something for everyone. Join us on our journey to relive the glory days of factions and discover new horizons.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Mapucraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

We are a towny-focused server, with frequent events. as well as a great community, willing to meet more people

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Runes Activated:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	468	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	17

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

MC Legion

Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

Welcome to the first Minecraft Multiplayer Online Battle Arena (MOBA). Come play as one of 17 legends to defeat the enemies and climb the ranks. Collect all of the characters complete quests and show off your cool cosmetics!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Falling into the Void:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

easysurvive.net

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

Welcome to easysurvive.net! Are you tired of big servers that don’t let you have any fun? Do you like engaging with a fun and friendly community? Well check us out With Survival at the core of our gameplay You’ll love the easy experience! We offer a SMP playstyle mixed with Mcmmo to bring skills to Minecraft and Towny to claim land and build a great city. We offer the freedom to do as you wish! CROSSPLATFORM JAVA + BEDROCK PORT 25565*Difficulty Hard *Leveled Mobs to increase difficulty of mobs fairly *Mcmmo Gain skills and abilities to aid you in your survival experience *Marriage Gain perks and boosts for being near your significant other *Much More!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	20	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Infuse SMP Public

Anarchy, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Survival

Infuse SMP PublicA Public SMP server with the Infuse SMP plugin. Hosted by the members of the official Infuse SMP.An active, semi-anarchy Survival experience!Discord: https://www.discord.gg/infuse

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Runes Activated:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

L1feStee1

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

L1feStee1 is a LifeSteal SMP with /dupe! You can duplicate your items using /dupe! There is no limit!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	452	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Towns Built:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Thundermine.Net

PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Thundermine.net – Survival – 1.19 – Balanced Economy – Daily Events – Quests Thundermine is a survival Minecraft server offering a player driven economy encouraging buy sell trade with other players. For a better experience, the server offers grief protection to prevent griefing/raiding by other players, enabling you to be creative and show off your build skills with the community. East. 2012

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	18

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

KeyCraft RP

Factions, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

KeyCraft is the ultimate Roleplay experience in Minecraft. Set in the fantasy world of Omnia, KeyCraft offers a unique spin on text-based roleplay with our extensive and ever-growing lore! We have multiple cities filled with tons of races and cultures for players to be apart of! Participate in events, create your own group or guild, perhaps even just enjoy the simple life as a farmer! You can do it all here, and we’re open to anyone 13+ !Key Features A Proximity-Based Text RP plugin that allows you to talk, emote, and more as your own character! Even your character’s name will appear above your head and in the Tablist for added immersion! Delve into dungeons, explore ruins, and even partake in Quests! Participate in our extremely active Discord to post in-character ads, organize a Group or Guild, or even just look for someone to chat with! Our Discord is beginner friendly and even includes a section just for artists! Immerse yourself in our handcrafted lore, including Vampires, Sorcerers, and even Plant People, we have it all! KeyCraft prides itself on being a safe space for the LGBTQIA+ community, allowing anyone and everyone regardless of their identity to play as long as they follow our rules! Your character can even reflect your identity!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Lifestealed

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

LIFESTEALED REMASTERED – Max Hearts: 50 – Min Hearts: 1 – Difficulty: HardLifestealed is a small but active community. Kill player’s and steal health points from one another. With a maximum heart count of 50, it seems that you’ll be undefeatable.We have custom enchants, items, and OP Loot that can be obtained from crates, so you can feel like you’re the strongest in the server!With a custom boss adding an additional challenge, you’ll be able to get the best armor in the game!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	282	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Secret Passages Found:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

VanillaCraft

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Demon Skulls Collected:	14

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Aesir Mc

Factions, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

TheCrib

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

TheCrib is a 1.20 Survival/SMP Minecraft server that focuses on quality of life features and values the player experience. The server is currently available to join on all the major versions, which includes versions 1.7 to 1.20.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Dragons Tamed:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Fire Crusades

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

JonGames – Survival Land Claim

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival, Towny

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.