Why are all controllers nowadays dogshit? Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of your controllers betraying you like a cheating ex? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your controller problems! Join us and experience a world where controllers never let you down, where they obey your every command like loyal minions.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Controller King, a mystical being who grants special powers to those who prove themselves worthy. Rumor has it that one lucky player even gained the ability to control the game with their mind alone! Will you be the next chosen one?

So come on, leave those crappy controllers behind and join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a few exploding sheep along the way. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly unique and controller-friendly!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9432	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Mines Excavated:	2979
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

TransformersMC

Earth, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

TransformersMC A Transformers Server for the latest version of Minecraft The main attractions of TransformersMC are the fully modelled Transformers armors/suits and the various modelled weapons from the Transformers Universe Server Info: The Server is Vanilla, Mods are not required to join the Server, but this ModPack offers some Quality Boosting mods to enrich the experience! Server IP: TrafoMC.net Official Partner: Bisect Hosting: https://bisecthosting.com/celestialnetwork

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Divine Spears Created:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

PokeDigital

Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay

PokeDigital is a recently launched Minecraft Pixelmon server that not only offers Pokemon but Digimon as well! Its most notable features include the ability to communicate with your own Pokemon or Digimon, WonderTrade, PokeBuilder, GTS/STS, emotes, and non-paid flying. If you’re interested, and you know you are, join the server and give it a try! The only requirements to play are to have Pixelmon 9.1.7 and the server resource pack, which can be downloaded in-game.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

A Towny Server

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A Towny Server delivers a close-to-vanilla experience with the Towny and Jobs plugins!Our small community of dedicated people are ready to welcome you with cosy and friendly vibes and will be happy to welcome you into the borders of a beautiful town!On our server, we try to keep things simple, rather than going for complicated things. When you join, you’ll be welcomed by the cosy spawn that we built ourselves with members of our community, who themselves will be ready to welcome you!To keep things simple while still encouraging interaction within the community, we have a player-driven economy where you can buy and sell helpful things to and from other players at better rates than the server shop. Sporting the Jobs plugin as well, you can earn money by simply doing your favourite thing in vanilla Minecraft, be it mining, farming, enchanting, brewing or many other things!We also have lots of cosmetics! Pets, Hats, Trails, Mounts, Gadgets, and more, all available for everyone to get their hands on!Other plugins that contribute to our comfy feel are Harbor for skipping to daytime, /back for returning to your location should you die, FastLeafDecay for getting rid of those pesky leaves, Chest Shops for player markets, LWC for locking your valuable chests away from other players and an Anti-Cheat to keep everyone playing fair!Thank you for reading through and we hope to see you in-game!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Divine Spears Created:	20	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

CoreMC

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

CoreMC – Literally just Vanilla MinecraftTired of server resets deleting your progress? Think most plugins make the game too easy? Want to just… play Minecraft?I started CoreMC (formerly “Cat Land”) about 2 years ago because I wanted a simple, no nonsense Minecraft community where anyone is welcome from highly technical people to elaborate builders to casual players. After a few months of downtime from moving I’m re-launching and re-branding as CoreMC. The server is running the vanilla Minecraft server JAR, which means no plugins and pure vanilla gameplay. In addition, all gamerules are set to their defaults and there are no datapacks or command blocks.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2075
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Farms Harvested:	539

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Stride Learning Network

Creative, Mini Games, Survival

The Stride Learning Network is all about creating a fun, educational gaming experience for people of all ages and skills on a cross-play server (Bedrock and Java Edition). We’re using Minecraft to bring you unique mini-games, long-lasting game modes, and a safe environment to learn and have a blast! Additionally, we host build challenges all the time with CASH and MERCH prizes! Explore our Survival MP, enhanced with plugins like Towny and McMMO, or grab some friends and take on our chaotic Fall Guys mini-game, Clumsy Crew! With tons of new minigames always in development, now is the best time to start your Stride Learning experience.Java IP: mc.stride.gg Bedrock IP: mc.stride.gg Website: https://stride.gg/minecraft/minecraft_server/

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Zombie Dances:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Mythical Swords Crafted:	79	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Farms Harvested:	786

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

CrystalMC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

FroglightMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to FrogLight-MC! We are a fun Semi-Vanilla survival server that focuses on our players! Our goal is to build a strong community where people can play and be them selves while having fun. The Owners will be constantly looking to make sure our server is the best place to be part of a community and always take player suggestions into account when working on any major gameplay changes. A custom dungeon has been opened and is constantly being developed allows all players to proceed to become a powerful member of the economy through simply grinding rather than having to purchase any keys or ranks. Our staff are attentive and active in the discord and in game, constantly updating and fixing anything that requires it!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	27
Ores Mined:	6621	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9040	Void Armor Forged:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Cosmoverse

Creative, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to the Cosmoverse! A furry based community Minecraft server with the ambition to grow a strong community with as many people as possible! This server currently has a couple minigames such as Ice-Kart! This is our own unique minigame which is pretty Mario Kart, but in Minecraft! We also have a parkour world. Our main servers are Skyblock and Survival, but we also have a plotworld for those who wants to easily test out a desgin or redstone contraption or even just to have fun building with friends!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	295
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Nektax Network

Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skywars

Nektax Network is the place for you! Every good part of Minecraft servers can be found here. Join us today and have fun!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

PublicSMP

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Hello there, brave adventurer! Welcome to the heart of PublicSMP! We have proximity voice chat that does not use mods! Whether you’re a seasoned builder or just starting your journey in the realm of blocks, you’re now part of a community that values creativity, teamwork, and fun!We hope you enjoy your time here.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Holy Grails Found:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Buildings Constructed:	39

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

projectEnchantedMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

projectenchanted.minecraft.best 25565https://discord.gg/xzD6hawwJ6“Discover projectEnchantedMC – the ultimate Minecraft universe! Join our Java and Bedrock server for an adventure packed with grief protection, awesome plugins, and thrilling gameplay! Delve into our economy-driven survival SMP with shops, jobs, quests and the brandnew plugin; towny. Enjoy free ranks, custom items, cosmetics, and more. Invite friends to earn in-game rewards! We take custom requests for commands and builds. Plus, support us by voting and get exclusive rewards! Join our team! We’re on the lookout for builders, admins, video creators, and Discord helpers. Join the excitement at projectEnchantedMC.”

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Towns Built:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

MercyMC

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

MercyMC is a new Minecraft server network with a survival server and more gamemodes to come! We’re aiming for a relaxing experience for all of our players.We offer no advantages with webstore purchases and we run on player donations to maintain our server.Come check it out and help us build a great community.port 25594 for Bedrock– ko-fi.com/playmercymc– https://www.tiktok.com/@playmercymc

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Emeralds Found:	2992	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Ores Mined:	4436	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Falling into the Void:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Confused Pixelmon

Economy

Mylona’s Current FeaturesUnlimited Homes, Dynmap, Contests, Movie Nights, New World, Wondertrade, Non-P2W, Play 2 Win, Lottery, Jobs, Events, Safari, Daily, Questing, Player Shops, Public XP Farm, Monthly Server Ender Dragon Fights!, PVP Arena, and Adding new features every week!!!!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Farms Harvested:	266	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

ArtMC.net

Anarchy

ArtMC is a collaborative Minecraft art experiment. Place 1 block every 10 seconds. Create art with or against other players.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	1422	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

PhoenixCraft

Anarchy, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

**About PhoenixCraft – Crafting Adventures Since 2022!**Welcome to PhoenixCraft, a thriving Minecraft community with a rich history dating back to August 18, 2022. We are more than just a server; we’re a warm and inclusive community that welcomes players from all walks of life.**Our Servers:**– **Anarchy Server:** Immerse yourself in the raw, unbridled chaos of our anarchy server. Here, survival is the name of the game, and the possibilities are limitless. Forge alliances, build empires, or go it alone; the choice is yours.– **Economy Server:** Step into our meticulously designed economy server, operating on Minecraft version 1.20.1. Engage in dynamic events, trade with fellow players, and embark on epic adventures.**Active and Engaged:**At PhoenixCraft, our community is our strength. We host frequent events that keep our members engaged and excited. Join us in creating unforgettable memories, whether it’s battling the Ender Dragon together or participating in our unique server events.**Join Our Family:**

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	16
New Chunks Explored:	513722	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!