Why are all controllers nowadays dogshit? Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of your controllers betraying you like a cheating ex? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your controller problems! Join us and experience a world where controllers never let you down, where they obey your every command like loyal minions.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Controller King, a mystical being who grants special powers to those who prove themselves worthy. Rumor has it that one lucky player even gained the ability to control the game with their mind alone! Will you be the next chosen one?

So come on, leave those crappy controllers behind and join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a few exploding sheep along the way. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly unique and controller-friendly!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Star Shards Collected:	290
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

ScuffleMC

Economy, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

JAVA IP: ScuffleMC.net BEDROCK IP: ScuffleMC.net (Port: 25565)

ScuffleMC is the most popular Sky Gen Minecraft servers out there. Come explore multiple worlds or fight for glory in 1.8 PvP. Other features include events, economy, outlands, custom crates and custom items. Connect to the ScuffleMC server for an epic and rewarding Minecraft experience unlike any you’ve had before!

1.16 -> 1.19 are supported!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Farzy

Cross-Play, Survival

A brand new Survival experience! Play with one of the biggest Survival YouTuber’s Farzy, and join him on the friendliest Minecraft Survival Server out there!

Bedrock IP: bedrock.farzysmp.com Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	277
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

The Crown

Creative, Survival

Welcome to The Crown, a brand new Minecraft server that lets you immerse yourself in the life of nobility. Embark on exciting quests, build your own castle, and engage in epic battles against other players and mobs. As you progress through the ranks of nobility, you’ll gain power, prestige, and respect.

But The Crown is more than just a survival server. It’s a fully-realized medieval-inspired world, complete with stunning landscapes and awe-inspiring architecture. From the bustling market towns to the towering castles, there’s always something new to discover.

And if you’re looking for a challenge, The Crown has you covered. Take on deadly bosses, brave treacherous dungeons, and compete against other players in thrilling PvP battles.

But don’t worry, you’re not alone. The Crown has a friendly and welcoming community of players and staff who are always happy to help out. With a wide variety of jobs and ranks available, there’s a place for everyone here.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at The Crown and start your journey to nobility today.

IP: thecrownmc.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	171	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Noobcraft

MCMMO, Towny

Noobcraft is a Survival Multiplayer server that was created in 2011 by MunkyMan587 and Avarrianna. It started off as a small group of players and has grown to a thriving community. We focus on providing a fun and family friendly environment for our players. We have a great staff team and a fair list of rules that no one should find difficult to follow. We are a no griefing/stealing server and PvP only by consent! We now feature McMMO and Towny!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

ExaliaMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to ExaliaMC!

Hello! I would like to introduce ExaliaMC that is looking for new players! Our aim here at ExaliaMC is to create a good community and we make sure that all our players have a good time and that they enjoy themselves.

We are currently looking for new staff members, discord staffs and more! Please check on our Discord for more information! https://discord.gg/3ACsxTXCeb

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Chimeras Created:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Zombie Dances:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Farms Harvested:	416
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

FairNSquareMC

Cross-Play, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

FACTIONS AND PRISON Server Name: FairNSquareMC Website: http://fairnsquaremc.com/ IP: play.fairnsquaremc.com ((Default port)) Discord: https://discord.gg/Tt2FAE5Ejk Store: store.fairnsquaremc.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5632	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Elivius

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Towny

Elivius welcomes you! We offer a modded survival experience with an amazing growing community.

• Towny • Jobs • Quests • McMMO • Dungeons • Boss Battles • • Action Packed PVE • Player Economy • Minigames • Events • • Free Ranks • Custom Items • Custom World • And So Much More

Supports Versions 1.8.9+ IP: play.elivius.net JAVA ONLY

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Equilibrium Survival

MCMMO, Survival

Equilibrium is a highly customized survival multiplayer experience that is packed with features you wondered how you ever lived without. With high quality design and custom enchants our experience beats all others. There is a welcoming active staff team and a friendly community. Once you play on ## you will not need another smp ever again.

We encourage all of our players to build community, play hard and fair to be the best minecrafter of all time. 🙂 Be it builds, mining, farms, shop owner, pvp’er, you can reach the top of the charts.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Crops Grown:	9907	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Emeralds Found:	1309	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Minedoms

Factions, Hardcore, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Towny

A brand new 1.19 Lifesteal SMP server with Custom Bosses, MCMMO, KotHs, Kits, and so much more!

To show our gratitude to our community, our server has various means of rewarding our players. For example, voting, which awards in game items/keys and vote points, which can be spent at the vote shop. We also have a battle pass that provides a multitude of loot for just playing!

To become a part of the Minedoms community and learn more about the server, join the discord!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	7800	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13	Enchantments Applied:	255
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Lands of Minearchy

Cross-Play, KitPvP, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Java IP: play.minearchy.com Bedrock IP: bedrock.minearchy.com

Our server has a twofold purpose: – Create a lasting and friendly community that brings people together. – Make sure that everyone has fun, whether they play a lot or not.

Minigames Parkour – The Lab – Quake – Prop Hunt – Splegg – Mini Walls – Temple Run – Block Party – TNT Lobbers – TNT Tag – TNT Run (and more!!) KitPvP Pick 9 of our custom-made kits and battle across 5 distinct maps! Vanilla Survival 1.20 Here you can enjoy the unmodded survival experience. Labyrinth (WIP) A mystical labyrinth, full of dangerous bosses, daring challenges and unsolved mysteries.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Void Armor Forged:	14
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Suralt

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Suralt – Your Ultimate Minecraft Survival Experience! Dive into the immersive world of Suralt, where adventure knows no bounds! We offer a unique and exciting Minecraft survival server packed with a plethora of awesome features and plugins designed to enhance your gameplay.

Features: Custom Enchants: Unleash the power of custom enchantments to give your gear an edge in battles and exploration. Jobs and Skills: Choose your path and master various skills to earn in-game currency and unique abilities. Whether you’re a skilled miner or a master builder, Suralt rewards your expertise! Leaderboards: Climb to the top and showcase your skills on our leaderboards. Compete with friends and fellow players to earn your place among the best! Discord Integration: Stay connected with our community through Discord! Join discussions, participate in events, and never miss out on the latest server news. Ranks: Progress through our unique ranking system to unlock exciting perks, commands, and abilities. The more you play, the more you can achieve!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	17
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Astral Projections Made:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Safe Haven

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Safe Haven is a community-based server with SMP, Creative, a few minigames, and more in development! We have friendly staff and an incredible community welcoming to all!

SMP: – No griefing – PVP toggleable – McMMO

Creative: – Rank system – Free Worldedit and VoxelSniper

We also have Hide and Seek and other community minigames! IP: safehavensmp.apexmc.co OR 172.240.174.132:25576 (1.20.1) We hope you have fun! -Safe Haven Community

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Emeralds Found:	5005	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

CandyCraft

Factions, KitPvP, Skyblock, Towny

Emek Skyblock and Faction Server You can buy vip etc with gems More things like Digger Minion farmer minion Collector Minion are available in our game ip: mc.candycraft.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Runes Activated:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

ChickenCraft

Anarchy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

A basic factions, PVP, vanilla, anarchy server. Wage war and conquer the server! The server is dedicated and is run 24/7. There really are limited rules, as we appreciate enjoying classic Minecraft.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

WinterMC

Economy, PvP, Skyblock

WinterMC is a competitive skyblock server that released earlier this year and is rapidly growing

IP Address: play.wintermc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/wintermc Store: https://store.wintermc.net/

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.