Why are all controllers nowadays dogshit? Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of your controllers betraying you like a cheating ex? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your controller problems! Join us and experience a world where controllers never let you down, where they obey your every command like loyal minions.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Controller King, a mystical being who grants special powers to those who prove themselves worthy. Rumor has it that one lucky player even gained the ability to control the game with their mind alone! Will you be the next chosen one?

So come on, leave those crappy controllers behind and join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a few exploding sheep along the way. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly unique and controller-friendly!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Farms Harvested:	130	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

SkyBlock Network

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join RGAMinecraft, DoniBobes and MacTh3Mac on the fantastic all New SkyBlock Network. Featuring OP SkyBlock, Classic SkyBlock. Now Featuring an All New Survival SMP Game Mode!

Supported Versions – 1.8 through 1.16.2

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

ManaCube

Earth, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	54	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Ores Mined:	5377
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

ValorCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Spells, Magic, abilities, custom mobs, bosses, Wands, Quests… Involve yourself into the world of valor where courage and guts count, complete quests, learn spells, defeat bosses, rule nations and more!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Towns Built:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

RedeSGP

KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Server IP – jogar.RedeSGP.com Site: https://loja.RedeSGP.com Discord: https://RedeSGP.com/discord

I hope everyone likes The server was created with a lot of dedication to serve you. 1.8 a 1.19

TAGS: SkyBlock, SkyWars, Survival, P4Free, KitPvP, RankUp, McMMO, Eventos, Farms, PvP, PvE, Minas, Parkou e mais…

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Runes Activated:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

FoxMC

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

As avid gamers, our number one priority is your experience. We aim to create a platform for our users that offers unprecedented simplicity in a Survival MMO (We do not want you to waste valuable hours of your time on trivialities).

In addition to that, we design every single component ourselves without borrowing any outside content. This gives you a unique experience on our server and our perfectionism will give you a product of the highest quality with immense attention to detail.

Our server will grant you access to epic weapons, new Ores and gems to empower you and create your special combination of gear to dominate other players in your daily and weekly events such as clan wars , FFA , and much more, all while taking all your comments and feedback into great consideration to improve the overall experience.

Ultimately, we want to become the most populated server in Minecraft while keeping the player experience as the precursor for all our decisions.

With that being said, we look forward to seeing you on FoxMC and hope to get your support in making this server the best Minecraft server to this date!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Minecave

Factions, MCMMO

Factions: – Custom Enchantments – Friendly, Small Community – Lag-Free Experience – Unique Plugins

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Divine Spears Created:	16
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Crops Grown:	7875

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

PotterCraftMC

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Explore the Magic on PotterCraft MC!

Step into the enchanting world of PotterCraft MC and immerse yourself in our carefully crafted replicas of Hogwarts, Durmstrang, Diagon Alley, and other iconic locations – all whilst learning spells, attending classes, embarking on quests, and participating in the wizarding world! In the survival world, you can engage in duels, form alliances, and establish your own community together with Towny! Alternatively, you can go solo and chill out on your own private housing plot – the choice is yours!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Ferox MC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Ferox is a friendly, non grief survival based server. If you enjoy building, doing quests, taking part in competitions and making money then you have come to the right place!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Fancycraft Server

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Prison, Survival

Fancycraft is a Hub server Network that offers you only the best. This is a server you do not want to miss out on!

>> Factions Fight others and raid other factions! >> OP Prison Join the Prison and beat your friends! >> SkyBlock – Come join and get your SkyBlock and Expand it! >> Creative Play in Creative and enjoy building and having fun with your friends! >> Survival Survival is a Great place to start the adventure and survive! >> Games! We have Awesome Games and custom Mini-games with unique maps!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Gods Slained:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	466

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Chaotic United

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

– Dedicated server with 32GB of RAM – Automated Backups – Grief Rollback: Contact a Moderator to get any grief rolled back! – Survival: Mostly traditional survival, with economy – Creative: 200×200 plots for builds of all sizes! – SkyBlock: A timeless twist on survival – you’re high up in the sky! – Parkour: Climb to the top, or get to the end. – MobArena: How many waves of the endless mob horde can you survive? – Spleef: Be the last person standing in this classic gamemode! – TheRedCore: Find the Redstone Block before the others do!

Join our Discord server at: https://discord.gg/h282hYn Register on our forums at: http://chaoticunited.net/forums Join our MC Server at: mc.chaoticunited.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1563	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

PokeClash

Economy, Pixelmon, Roleplay

PokeClash is a Pixelmon server that focuses around community activities and adventure. We have a custom map with gyms to go around and fight and a lot of space outside the main region where you can build as much as you like and set up a home for yourself. We’re adding more things every day so you’ll be sure to always have someone to talk to and something to do! Come join us an have fun!

Requires the Pixelmon Mod, available for download here: http://pixelmonmod.com/downloads.php

The IP is play.pokeclash.com

Come join us and have fun!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Star Shards Collected:	104	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3344
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Aarons World

Creative, Factions, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

Three servers have been updated to 1.21 Join to make new friends. Just added flying for owners of claims and updated mcMMO to mcMMO Overhaul on Survival. Also added voting on Creative and rewards is 2 hours of Worldedit commands. Will be adding more challenges to the SkyBlock server when I’m able to upgrade to 1.17. Looking for YouTubers to join I added a YouTuber Tag! Also added Tags so Players can add set tags in chat. I updated the ranking system to be separate from each server. The faction server has a separate set of rules to allow normal play on faction servers. There is rewards for voting on Vanilla, Survival, SkyBlock and Faction Servers, so vote daily!! Come explore either the Vanilla, Survival SkyBlock or Faction servers. If your thing is to have tpa, warp, etc then Survival world is just for you. If you like the basics the Vanilla is for you since you only have one command which is Home that’s changes how the game plays. Join Our Network and pick the right server for you to find the right spot to build your style of home. This server is hosted on the east coast.Server Rules Do not harass, insult, excessively cuss, make racial or religious remarks, and threaten any players or staff.No Stealing or Griefing of homes. Also No murdering, attempted murder of players and passive mobs. Griefers can be banned for life!Do not hack, glitch, exploit, x-ray or use mods in any way.Do not touch stuff that is not yours. Be it a farm, house, animals, or items a player has dropped, do not touch it, or give it back immediately.No whining, and no begging for items or for admin or staff status.No Surface mining, including strip mining and open-pit mining. Sample mine at this public warp /Sample_Mine.If you cut a tree down take all the wood and replant or remove all the leave take all the wood and replant.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Diversity Network

Creative, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Diversity is a growing survival multiplayer server with a lot of potential. We have a great community and are always looking for new players to come and join us!

Upon joining you will be forced to read the rules before moving on to play on the server. Make sure you read them! Once you promote yourself, you will then start progressing through the Levels, we currently have 20 levels in total. Levels are gained based on game time. The higher your level, the more perks you will have, these can include homes, claim blocks and kits!

We have GriefPrevention installed so you can protect your builds. You will start with 100 blocks and you’ll gain 100 claim blocks per hour of game time. We encourage people to claim their builds as this will make life easier for everyone.

There is a Random Warp Hub available, so you can choose a random location based on your preferred biome and get started straight away where no one can bother you!

We have a great friendly community and awesome staff who will always be happy to help anyone out with any questions.

For more information about the server please check out our website:

About Diversity

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

MCPVP

Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

MCPVP is THE original hardcore PvP server. We were the original creators of both CTF and Hunger Games for Minecraft. We recently integrated our CTF with Major League Gaming so you can now be an MLG Pro on Minecraft, playing on MCPVP only!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5224	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

PlussyCraft Network

Parkour

PlussyCraft is a Cracked Minecraft server founded by @Gust09 , first released in 2013 as a Portuguese community. As of April 20th 2023, we look forward to expanding our reach and welcoming English-speaking players to our community to share our ideas with a broader audience. We are thrilled to welcome new members and invite you to join us today!

Server IP: play.plussycraft.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Buildings Constructed:	40	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.