Why are all controllers nowadays dogshit? Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of your controllers betraying you like a cheating ex? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your controller problems! Join us and experience a world where controllers never let you down, where they obey your every command like loyal minions.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Controller King, a mystical being who grants special powers to those who prove themselves worthy. Rumor has it that one lucky player even gained the ability to control the game with their mind alone! Will you be the next chosen one?

So come on, leave those crappy controllers behind and join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a few exploding sheep along the way. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly unique and controller-friendly!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	44789	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	805
Void Gems Collected:	22	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

ARCADEXS

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Arcadexs! We currently offer a wide selection of servers ranging from Survival Classic, Survival Custom, BoxPvP and more! Read below for more information.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	328	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

NightCraft

KitPvP, OneBlock, Skyblock, Vanilla

Version: 1.8 | 1.20.1

Three simple gamemodes, Vanilla, OneBlock and SkyPVP. if you want chill this is the right place!.

OneBlock: is a game mode where you start with only one block of land and must make the most of limited resources to survive and progress. You’ll need to break through the initial block to obtain resources, such as wood, ore, and food, and use them strategically to expand your island and craft a variety of items to survive. The goal is to reach the end of the game, overcoming increasingly difficult challenges along the way.

Vanilla: this mode allows you to use basic commands like /home, /sethome, /spawn, /tpa, /tpaccept. You will be able to collect spawners using silktouch and move them elsewhere. Additionally, randomteleport can be used to randomly teleport to a location in the game world. This mode maintains the standard features of Minecraft.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Divine Spears Created:	14
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

MinecraftIL

PvP, Skyblock

We are back to activity after a long time when the server was closed, we will be happy to see you here The server will be SKYBLOCK But over time there will be more things also to hack

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Callecox MC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Callecox Minecraft Crossplay Server. With Creative, Survival and PVP Worlds. You can Join with Bedrock and Java also.

Java: 134.255.219.187:2000

Bedrock: 134.255.219.187:2004 or callecox.dynv6.net:2004

You can join with an older and newer version!

The Livemap you can find here: http://134.255.219.187:2005

No cracked Accounts and i can upgrade the server slots should a lot more be needed!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Towns Built:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

SmolCraft

Survival, Vanilla

Looking for a super simple SMP experience? Don’t like those super modded, plug-in heavy servers?

Well, come login to SmolCraft!

You have access to /tpa /homeset and /claim and a few other commands. PvP enabled, you can /pvp at anytime to toggle it on/off.

No economy! We don’t like seeing the amount of arguments and trolling that happens on economy servers, we strive to keep this drama free! We want to see what you can build by actually playing the game! Bragging rights are earned.

We have a voting reward system instead of an economy! Make sure to login and vote to get points for the Voteshop!

We do have a few donor ranks for those looking for some extra perks, or just donate to donate, to keep the server going.

We will be looking forward to your EARNED accomplishments!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Zombie Dances:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Trade Haven

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

Bedrock IP: play.tradehaven.us:19132 Trade Haven is a newer enhanced SMP server with tons of features for you and your friends to have fun. We have designed the server to be played in any way as you’d like! Trade Haven is a Play to Win server with tons of unique features and custom plugins. On Trade Haven, some of the few activities you can do are – – Level up your skills and collect rewards! – Claim land and build with your friends – Complete daily quests through the quest master! – Work a job and make some hard-earned cash – Search for custom items that boost your gameplay – Obtain Custom Enchantments … and so much more! So, hop on Trade Haven today!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2519	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

BloxBlast

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to BloxBlast!, a server that aims to combine old and new Minecraft into one epic experience!

We are a 1.8+ Java Edition server with Bedrock compatibility, so whether you own a PC, console, or mobile device, you can join BloxBlast today!

Our current game modes consist of 1.20 SMP and TNT Run, and we plan to add several more game modes in the coming months, some of which are completely new to Minecraft. So stay tuned!

We have a friendly community that is always happy to welcome new people onto the server. Just make sure you follow the rules and you’ll get along fine.

So if you’re looking for that next fun server to join, come have a blast today at play.bloxblast.net!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

CareFree Network

Economy, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Survival

This server would be what you always expected.

– = CareFree Prison = – Do you like to rank up by mining and selling blocks to reach freedom? Here we are!

What you need to understand is very simple: CareFree Prison takes users to a new vision of prison, never seen before, with revolutionized mechanics to let you relive the prison experience years ago, based on PvP and which wants to bring users to recognize what was once called Prison.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

MarilagHaven

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to MarilagHaven, the ultimate Minecraft server that offers a thrilling and immersive experience! Our server boasts an engaging economy system where players can accumulate in-game currency through various activities like mining, crafting, and trading to build their dream virtual empire. The bustling player-run shop allows you to buy and sell goods, fostering a dynamic and lively marketplace. To add to the excitement, we offer a diverse range of jobs, allowing players to specialize in professions like farming, mining, and fishing, earning rewards as they level up. Don’t miss out on the chance to unlock exclusive rewards by opening crates and participating in vote parties, where you can celebrate your voice in shaping the server’s future! Join us now and embark on an extraordinary adventure in MarilagHaven!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

FateMC

Cross-Play, Mini Games, PvP

Welcome to FateMC, a delightful Minecraft survival server where you embark on exciting adventures to shape your destiny! Explore a carefully crafted world with beautiful landscapes, various environments, and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered. Gather resources, build shelters, and marvel at stunning sunrises and sunsets.

But be prepared for challenges! Encounter tough creatures, conquer dungeons, and join factions to create exciting rivalries that impact the server’s history. FateMC is all about friendly community interactions, engaging events, and making new friends.

Are you a skilled builder, an eager explorer, or a clever strategist? Your choices determine your path in FateMC, where survival meets fate, and countless possibilities await. Begin your extraordinary journey with us today!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

MahiCommunitySMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

Welcome to MahiCommunitySMP, a vibrant Minecraft server where adventure and community thrive! Immerse yourself in a dynamic gameplay experience with our unique blend of Towny, SMP, and cross-platform play.

Forge your path in the world of Towny, where you can create and manage towns and nations, establish alliances, and build a flourishing community. Experience the thrill of cross-platform play with GeyserMC, connecting Java Edition and Bedrock Edition players together for a truly diverse and inclusive community.

Prepare yourself for intense BloodNights, where the night brings forth formidable challenges and epic battles. Defend your town, team up with friends, and conquer the darkness together.

Our economy system offers endless opportunities for growth and trade. Engage in various activities, mine precious resources, and participate in the economy with plugins like VeinMiner, which allows you to mine entire veins of ore with a single click.

Enhance your server experience with essential plugins like EssentialsX, providing a range of essential commands and features for smooth gameplay.

Ensure fair play and protect the integrity of the server with GrimAntiCheat, a robust anti-cheat plugin that safeguards against cheating and hacking. Explore the vast world with the help of DynMap, a real-time map that offers an overview of the server’s landscape and player locations.

Participate in voting with NuVotifier and voting plugins to earn rewards and show your support for the server. Engage with the community, make new friends, and embark on exciting adventures together.

Join MahiCommunitySMP today and become a part of our thriving Minecraft community!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Zombie Dances:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	196
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

TechnoSurvival

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival

TechnoSurvival is a friendly SMP server where you can play classic survival with some unique additions. You can choose between two worlds, Modern and Beta. Crossplay is supported so you can play on Java, Bedrock, and even VR! We also offer the ability to change your language if you know any other language that isn’t English! We offer more quality of life changes to the Survival experience such as TogglePvP, Random TP, Residence, Silk Spawners, 1.8 Combat, and much much more!

We hope to see you there!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	574	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Potions Brewed:	77
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Lands of Ethelia

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

Lands of Ethelia is a Survival Nations server built around exploration, building, and roleplay.

Our server is NOT modded, and as such you can join without any prior install on any Java client 1.9 or higher, though we recommend the 1.20.1 as that is the servers native version.

On our server we bring the works of Stardust Labs to every single dimension, utilizing their datapacks to greatly enhance terrain generation and variety to give our players a breathtaking experience, whether they are building their home, exploring the countryside, or marching an army.

Our server encourages roleplay, specifically between groups of players, and as such our server utlizes the Lands plugin, to not only allow you to claim land and protect it from grief, but also to form nations and interact with other nations. We also encourage building great works of art, whether it be massive castles and medieval cities, or a huge skyscraper, we’ll even showcase awesome builds made on our server on our website!

We have: Dynmap, Aurellium Skills Lands, Terralith, Incendium, Nullscape, Treecapitator, Essentials, CoreProtect, ChestShop, DiscordSRV and more!

We want any and all willing hands to come play on our server and build it up as one of the greatest experiences for yourself and others, join today!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Mythical Relics Collected:	17

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

AllayRival

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Our server is a 1.19+ version and features both SMP (Survival Multiplayer) and PVP (Player versus Player) gamemodes that are sure to provide you with endless hours of entertainment.

In SMP, you can build, explore and create with your friends, free from the worries of pesky PvP players. But if you’re feeling brave and want to put your skills to the test, hop into our PVP gamemode and show the world what you’re made of! With friendly competition and an active player base, you’re guaranteed to have a blast.

We promise you won’t be bored, because let’s face it, mining the same blocks over and over again can get pretty boring. So why not join AllayRival Minecraft Server and add some excitement to your life? With our hilarious community and endless possibilities, you’re sure to have a good time.

So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, gather your friends, and join us for some seriously fun Minecraft adventures!

Server store: store.allayrival.net Server ip: play.allayrival.net Bedrock ip: bedrock.allayrival.net Bedrock port: 19132

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Farms Harvested:	334
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	90

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Cobblemon Islands

MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvP, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.