Why are all controllers nowadays dogshit? Minecraft SMP

analog sticks, button layout, Controllers, design, dogshit, Durability, Ergonomics, Feedback, Frustration, FUNCTIONALITY, Gaming, gaming peripherals, innovation, JOYSTICK, Minecraft, Nowadays, Quality, responsiveness, smp, Technology, triggers, usability, user experience, video games

Are you tired of your controllers betraying you like a cheating ex? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your controller problems! Join us and experience a world where controllers never let you down, where they obey your every command like loyal minions.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Controller King, a mystical being who grants special powers to those who prove themselves worthy. Rumor has it that one lucky player even gained the ability to control the game with their mind alone! Will you be the next chosen one?

So come on, leave those crappy controllers behind and join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a few exploding sheep along the way. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly unique and controller-friendly!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Hisparquia

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hisparquia is a cracked vanilla anarchy minecraft server with no rules that started on August 2020 running on Minecraft 1.19.4 The world is 3 years old, it has never been reset, and is over 700 gigs in storage.

Hisparquia is a vanilla anarchy cracked minecraft server with no rules that started in August 2020 running on Minecraft 1.19.4 The world is 3 years old, has never been rebooted, and has over 700 gigs in storage.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Ghoulcraft

Creative, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Magic Items Found:	1842	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Dimension Hops:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	25

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Casual MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Supported Versions: 1.13 – 1.20.2

Casual MC is a Survival server (SMP) with custom items sold by an NPC named Shady Guy, extra build height (1024 blocks), custom end dimension, custom world generation, new dimensions and more! if you want to join our discord please do so at: https://discord.gg/FEAjRsgQMe

IP: play.casualmc.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Dimension Hops:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Farms Harvested:	252	Rainbows Spotted:	8

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

ZenithSMP – Cracked Java & Bedrock

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

ZenithSMP is a survival multiplayer server.

– Custom Enchants – Land Claiming – Player Warps – Companions – Jobs – Upgradeable Spawners – Resource Galaxy

Be a lone wolf, team up with your friends or even make new friends and start an alliance! There’s always something to do on Zenith.

Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Ores Mined:	8379	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

FunDaily

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	80
Dragons Tamed:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Villages Defended:	13	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

TTVSMP Community Server

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Emeralds Found:	9613
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

MugroKraft

Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

MUGROKRAFT SERVER JAVA Y BEDROCK // MULTIPLATAFORMA // CROSSPLAY

(+) Version: 1.20.1 (+) IP: 129.151.113.190:25565 (+) Survival World (+) Jobs, Lore, Clans, Warps, Marriage, Pets, Ranks, Protections, Events, Rewards, Missions, Economy, Skins, ArenaPVP, Shops and much more. (+) Para No Premium y Premium (+) His Law (+) Discord: https://discord.gg/6xWjpuUp2g

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Void Gems Collected:	23
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

MC Chill and Play

Survival

MC Chill and Play is a Survival based community server. Hosted on a 1.16.4 server. A group of us has tried to start up a public server to give what we never found in minecraft server experiences so Come have fun, explore, make new friends and most of all just chill and play!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

BuildTheEarth

Creative, Earth, Vanilla

Server-IP: BuildTheEarth.net Version: 1.8 – 1.19

BuildThEarth.net is a server network from the BuildTheEarth project. Our mission is to fully recreate the entire Earth in Minecraft at a 1:1 scale. One block in Minecraft equates to roughly one meter in the real world, meaning that this project will fully recreate the size of our planet.

Anyone is able to join us and contribute to the largest and most expansive build project to ever have been attempted in Minecraft. Every language, nationality, and regional difference is accepted and regarded as our greatest attribute as we continue our journey to unite all of Humanity’s greatest achievements into a single Minecraft world.

Our Minecraft Server BuildTheEarth.net allows players to help building with the simplest building system out there. You can also join the BuildTheEarth Build Teams and join their servers from this network.

If you want to learn more about this project, join our discord server. You don’t need to use any mods, just join with minecraft java vanilla 1.18 – 1.16

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Farms Harvested:	929
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Frostwire Gaming Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Have you been looking for a new server? Well im sure this is the place for you! Many people call this server home due to the friendly environment put in place. A caring and compassionate owner is here 12-15 hours a day, and allways ready to help. Much of the community are friends with each-other on discord, this server creates bonds! We do not tolerate harrassement/abuse/or bigotry towards other members, rest assured that you will be taken care of as a member of this server. Features alot of our members like include(McMMO, Custom Food(We have Mcdonalds :D), Player ran shops, Ranks, and Land claims) Some more information about the custom food includes the fact that we can add anything you want, yes you heard that right, if you want certain foods added, we will add them with your input. We also have unique features due to the fact that the owner and others code things specifically for this server, so that means these features will be amazing, and allways working! We really hope you will come join us and be part of an awesome community!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Avalion

Creative, Hardcore, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

It’s been the same map for 8 years. We never delete a map. What you build stays. Skyblock, Survival, Hardcore, Towni (temporarily paused), Creative. There are good people and helpful staff on the server, feel free to come and play :). Our brand new skyblock server called Ikarosz is open, come and have a look around!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	9569
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	60
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Athios

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

Unique gamemode SEARCH AND DESTROY 2 Teams! 1.8 PVP Loads of kits to choose! Unique maps! Achievements, cosmetics, and more!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Emeralds Found:	3140
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Revision MC Economy SmP Ft. Hardcore

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival, Towny

Welcome All CrossPlay 1.20.1 Survival Players! Over 30 Plugins | Custom Enchants | Resource Server We have a community of about 820 people from apps/online who live and play in harmony. We play survival only, keep inventory on, and we are looking for you! The new player! MultiServer Supoort! Brand new resource server with same inventory system. Bring items from new world into old world. More Sub Servers coming in the future. /warp Hub Featured Plugins: ExtraEnchants (over 400!) | MCMMO ~ Custom Skills + Levels MythicMobs (/warp BattleTower) MoreMobHeads BetterBeacons Economy Systems | Leveled Mobs | Pets! (/pets) VeinMiner (/veinminer mode sneak) | Leads On Villagers Claims | +20 More!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8450	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

SuperCraft-MC

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, OneBlock, PvE, Survival

SuperCraft-MC Now with !!!CREATIVE!!! SuperCraft-MC is a new server that would love to grow with its community. We are dedicated to guiding you through your Minecraft needs. We are continuously working on making this server better. Come check us out and see what you have to add to the community!

Minigames, Economy, SkyBlock, Ranks, Crates, Survival, MCmmo, & so much more!

If you have any questions or bug reports please let me know on our Discord.

Discord: discord.gg/SpJtFZe

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Enchantments Applied:	161	Dragon Eggs Found:	5631
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Farms Harvested:	583

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

mc.daf4ever.com

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

100 Players server on big 20kx20k map

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	39
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Ores Mined:	7816
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Mines Excavated:	2719

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.