Why are all controllers nowadays dogshit? Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of your controllers betraying you like a cheating ex? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your controller problems! Join us and experience a world where controllers never let you down, where they obey your every command like loyal minions.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Controller King, a mystical being who grants special powers to those who prove themselves worthy. Rumor has it that one lucky player even gained the ability to control the game with their mind alone! Will you be the next chosen one?

So come on, leave those crappy controllers behind and join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a few exploding sheep along the way. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly unique and controller-friendly!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	New Chunks Explored:	364679
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Forged Realms (ForgotSMP)

Anarchy, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Forged Realms, formerly known as ForgotSMP, is a minecraft network that specializes in different types of gamemodes especially survival minecraft. We have hosted gamemodes such as LifestealSMP, Lobby, VanillaSMP, PracticePVP, and we’re planning on adding more. Join the adventure!

We provide many gamemode: – LifestealSMP – Survival or Classic SMP – PVP Practice – And more coming soon!

Join The Adventure!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Eternal Realms

Economy, PvE, Survival

Eternal Realms is something of an oddity when it comes to Minecraft Multiplayer servers. We are a server where vanilla gameplay is enjoyed to it’s fullest, with most of the added features being completely optional!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Alien Abductions:	5	Love Letters Sent:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Villages Defended:	15	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

RusticLand

Economy, KitPvP, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to RusticLand, a survival crossplay1 server but you can enter with 1.12.2 – 1.19 😀

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

PowerMC

Hardcore, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Prison, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

PowerMC was created for powerful players and honoring them by prioritizing community feedback, consistent content development, and frequent updates without sacrificing high quality gameplay.

Play Survival, Lifesteal, and Prison gamemodes that contain active communities, engaging gameplay experience, balanced progression, next-level features, and many more aspects that curate a fun time for all types of players!

Connect now on Java and Bedrock Edition at IP: ms.powersmp.com and Bedrock Port: 19132.

Join the Discord at discord.gg/powermc to engage with an active community, receive announcements and updates, and participate in events and giveaways!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Emeralds Found:	4483
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Vellumtale

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

I want to personally invite everyone to our Vellumtale community!

But why should you join?

> Its a brand new server that’s up 24/7 and located in the EU. > Besides the standard features like Crates, Shops, Anti-Grief, Kits, Ranks etc. our server has revolutionary features such as Custom Weapons, Armor, Mobs, Dungeons, Quests, Cool Hats and a ton more! > We have a small but friendly community :schematics: > Lots of quality updates that are heavily influenced by the community! > Fast, reliable and friendly staff! > You can even talk with other players on the server directly from discord!

I hope we can all grow as players and as a community on Vellumtale !

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Crops Grown:	4415
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

EarthPol

Earth, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

EarthPol -> The Geopolitical Roleplay Experience

EarthPol is an Earth Server with a scale of 1:217 Earth Map where you can create your own towns, nations and alliances anywhere on the planet!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Chimeras Created:	1	Runes Activated:	4
New Chunks Explored:	352037	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Oasis Hub

Hardcore, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Oasis is a Minecraft survival server with quality of life plugins to make your experience better. The community based economy and gameplay is great but the server still provides you with everything you need to go solo! Some of the features offered are Teams, Player warps, Auction House, Custom Cosmetics / Fishing / Tools / Armor and MUCH more!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Tunes Craft

Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Tunes Craft Season 2 is now here. Welcome along fresh kits, new events to play at least once a week, valuable ranks, different teams, and most importantly, months and beyond of continued and current fun. Come along and fight against enduring bosses or steal somebody’s loot after a tough battle in our brand new PvP arena. Unleash your inner beast in Tunes Craft Season 2. Don’t leave it too late! Get started now on tunescraft.net , Java Edition only. Minecrafters, it’s your time to shine!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Dragons Tamed:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

OpasMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

OpasMC is a Finnish Minecraft server where you can currently play Survival, CrystalPvP, Bedwars and Spleef. In the main location (hub) of the server, there is a Liito minigame and a PvP area where you can fight with other players. In addition, OpasMC has an Ullakko server where you can play SkyWars and Creative. You can also join the server in Bedrock Edition using the address play.opasmc.net and port 19132.

English: Please note that the language spoken on this server is Finnish and you can join the server only from Finland. In OpasMC you can currently play Survival, CrystalPvP, Bedwars, and Spleef. In addition, there are Glide mini game and a PvP area at the hub of the server. There’s also a server called “Ullakko” in OpasMC, where you can play SkyWars and Creative. You can also join the server in Bedrock Edition using play.opasmc.net and port 19132.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Bartol SMP

Earth, PvP, Survival

Welcome to the Bartol SMP, here we have 4 main servers, Hardcore, Anarchy, Earth, and Lifesteal;

On Lifesteal it’s simple, semi-anarchy, when you kill others you receive some of their hearts, and when they kill you they receive some of your hearts! If you loose all of your hearts then you automatically get banned for 2 days, after which you may re-join and start again (You do not loose hearts if you die to mobs, only players). On Hardcore, it’s pretty much the same as any hardcore world, the exact same amount of hearts, but there’s a twist! You also get banned for 10 hours , in which after you re-join and start again! On Anarchy, it’s the same as any other! NO rules, NO Restrictions, Go Wild! Earth is an Exact replica of the REAL Plant Earth! Including country borders, with claims and more. The more you play, the more you claim blocks you receive!

If you wish to Join you can, it’s Free! To also view the rules visit the #Rules channel in our Discord linked on this page.

The Owner Is Bartol#3110 . Cool Dude2016#2022 Manages This Server Page.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Farms Harvested:	317
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Love Letters Sent:	14
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Oholei Torah Chai

Bedwars, Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Unofficial server for oholei torah or anyone else that is jewish! works with minecraft java and minecraft bedrock, and works with Tlauncher and cracked accounts

Gamemodes & minigames:

Survival Skyblock Creative Kitpvp Bedwars Skywars Spleen Tnt run

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Corvid Crossing

Survival

A fun Survival Minecraft server, with an amazing community, a very dedicated staff who are always their to help! We just had a major server owner change as well as a map change. We are working very hard to make this server the best we can possibly make it. We have cool ranks you can buy as well as amazing rewards that come with each one of our custom ranks!!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Buildings Constructed:	29
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

HeartGoldMC

Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

Welcome to HeartGoldMC. HeartGoldMC is a server with the pixelmonmod. We would love to invite you on to our server. Invite your friends too! Its a tight community and we hope you have fun!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

PitSim

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skywars

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Villages Defended:	12
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

NoRules Network

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skywars

NoRules – Minecraft minigames network that allows cheating You want to try out cheating? Go for it!

– Skywars, Practice – More gamemodes coming, such as: Anarchy, KitFFA – Good Performance – Hosted in Europe (Germany) – Only HvH server with minigames

Only 2 rules: – No Regen, makes the game impossible to win and boring – No TPAura/InfiniteAura/SuperHit/TeleportHit, also makes it boring after a while.

Join now! play.norules.wtf

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	345	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!