Why are all controllers nowadays dogshit? Minecraft SMP

analog sticks, button layout, Controllers, design, dogshit, Durability, Ergonomics, Feedback, Frustration, FUNCTIONALITY, Gaming, gaming peripherals, innovation, JOYSTICK, Minecraft, Nowadays, Quality, responsiveness, smp, Technology, triggers, usability, user experience, video games

Are you tired of your controllers betraying you like a cheating ex? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your controller problems! Join us and experience a world where controllers never let you down, where they obey your every command like loyal minions.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Controller King, a mystical being who grants special powers to those who prove themselves worthy. Rumor has it that one lucky player even gained the ability to control the game with their mind alone! Will you be the next chosen one?

So come on, leave those crappy controllers behind and join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a few exploding sheep along the way. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly unique and controller-friendly!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Buildings Constructed:	15	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	31

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

SwoleCraft

Creative, Economy, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

IP for PC/Java: play.swolecraft.com The official Stomsh Minecraft server! Featuring: Economy Survival, Creative plots, SkyWars, SkyBlock and PVP! New gamemodes will be added soon. NEW: The mall! Get your own shop to sell your items to other players in the beautiful new mall! The survival is an economy 1.16.5 survival, you can claim land, buy various items in the shop, trade with other players and you can even buy your own shop in the mall where you can sell your items! You can survival with all your friends, because the server is cross-platform!

You can play with your Bedrock MCPE and W10 Edition as well! IP for bedrock (PE/W10) clients: bedrock.swolecraft.com (port: 25565) There is a nice community, especially on the official Discord. Please come and have a look around!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1878	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

SoftSlayer | 1.9 – 1.20.4 | Survival | Small Server | Community-focused | Java & Bedrock Crossplay

120smp, Community, crossplay, Economy, KitPvP, MCMMO, Minigames, Nolandclaim, Nomapresets, PvP, Semivanilla, Survival

SoftSlayer is a small and simple community survival server. We are mostly vanilla with some sprinkles. Server has been running since 2011 non-stop, how unlucky. Bedrock support for PC, phones, Switch, PS4, PS5, Xbox etc.

Dynmap – Discord

━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━⇒ How to join━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━Java IP: softslayer.com

Bedrock IP: softslayer.com:25612

How to connect with Bedrock via consoles:Xbox – PS4, PS5 – Switch

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

KiwiCloud

PvP, Skyblock

This is an amazing skyblock server where having fun is the top priority. We want to make your experience different than any other average skyblock server. We hope that you will at least check out our server and we hope you have fun.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Towns Built:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Holocraft

Earth, MCMMO, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.

• Survival – 1.18.1 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.18.1 • Vanilla – 1.18.1 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soon

IP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://store.holocraft.xyz Discord: https://discord.holocraft.xyz

Connect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.18.1 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Enchantments Applied:	288
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	21

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

🔥 Vanilla Anarchy 🔥 NO HACKS 🔥 1.19

Anarchy, Nocheat, Nohacks, Nolag, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

IP: anarchy.mcffa.net

🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥

Grief.

Steal.

Set traps.

Kill.

Harass.

Infiltrate your enemy’s base.

Use whatever language you like.

ONLY hackers get banned.

Everything else is fair game!

The world NEVER gets reset, and has a 30 million block radius.

Explore anywhere and everywhere you want, but you’re on your own. No plugins, no starter kits. Hard mode is on.

This is old-school vanilla survival multiplayer.

Good luck!

🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥

IP: anarchy.mcffa.net

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Dimension Hops:	15
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1313
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Athenaz

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Athenaz is a Minecraft Survival server created in March of 2020 by Yolk3y. Friendship, Rivalry, Creativity, and Survival are main aspects of Athenaz. A place truly magical and a server built off true community, Athenaz is a highly welcoming environment.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Love Letters Sent:	17	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Enchantments Applied:	167

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Prism

Survival, Whitelist

#1 Christian Minecraft Server. Family safe and kid friendly! We are not just a meme. We ask player to follow our guidelines and rules and help keep Prism a friendly environment for all players!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	29	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Farms Harvested:	745	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

MCVerse City

bedrock, Claims, Economy, Griefprevention, HARD, java, market, Openworld, PvE, Surival, Survival

UpdatesNovember Update – Global Markets and Improved Economy

Now easier to get more sethomes as well as trade with other players to get the blocks you need to build your dream hideout! Or.. just dig your way out!! Our community grows..

September 21 Event Start: Pocket world and Seasons!!

We’ve also added player warps for you to share your builds with.

General Info

Stable vanilla survival experience with a mature community to trade and connect with. RandomTP, Claims, Market, Unlimited Open World. We plan to be around for a long time, perfect for casual and dedicated gamers alike.

Massive world, no limits! 30k x 30k wild warp will expand as it gets used.

Play on your own terms. Get your own world! Free 10k block claim.

Market now live!

Visit discord for map leaks. Recently upgraded server for no lag!

Java Bedrock crossplay now available.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

zombie-craft.se

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

A Swedish stable server since 2018 with ranker economy and landclaim mcmmo and dynmap and discord and a few other bits and pieces…

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	139	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Pixels Semi-Vanilla SMP (VOICE CHAT) 1.18-1.20.4 (bedrock/java)

bedrock, Bedrockjavacrossplay, Crossplatform, java, Proximitychat, Seasons, Semivanilla, Simplevoicechat, Survival, Temperature, Voicechat, Vrsupport

Pixel SMP

• Semi-Vanilla, lgbtq friendly minecraft server!

• Temperatures and seasons!

• Cross-Platform, Bedrock x Java!

• Free Daily Crate Keys!

• Simple Voice Chat mod 1.20.1 supported!

• VR ViveCraft mod supported!

Bedrock port: 5216

https://discord.gg/s9JAnpAGrJ

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	73	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

AnarchyMC

Anarchy

AnarchyMC is a anarchy server where you can kill anyone, wherever and whenever, no spawn protection, no queue, friendly staff and most importantly, GUILDS! Make your own guilds and get your own discord channels. We make the world size bigger and bigger every week, don’t miss out on the oppurtunity to get resources untill they get destroyed by the waves of new players.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

SlimeCraft Slimefun

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

SlimeCraft 1.20 Java y Bedrock Play from 1.9 to 1.20.1 24/7 and 0 Lag Get machines, new tools, weapons, special armor, backpacks, elevators and more than 1000 special items with Slimefun. Over 250 new OP enchantments. Many missions that will give you epic rewards. Dungeons and Bosses Protections of all sizes Events and Giveaways. And much more! https://discord.gg/72Wm5cY6gV

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

★ i-Pixelmon.com | Pixelmon Reforged (Online Since 2014) ★

Fly, Freeranks, Gymleaders, Gyms, Keepinventory, Landclaim, Legendarypixelmon, Legendarypokemon, Nogrief, Noraid, Pixelmon, Pixelmon Reforged, Pixelmonbestserver, Pixelmonextras, Pixelmonmod, Pixelmonreforged, pokemon, Pokemonminecraft, PvE, Pvpdisabled, Roleplay, RPG, Shinystarters

WWW.TINYURL.COM/INSTALLPIXEL

[NOTE] It only takes TWO Minutes To Install through our LINK Above!

How is I-Pixelmon different from other servers?-Pixelmon Showdown-Battle Tower-Real Gym Leaders-Real Elite Four Members-Real Server Champion-Boss Room-Training Tower-EV Training Room-Boss Raids-Rewarded Trivia-Land Claiming-Actual Survival (Building and Mining)-Keep Inventory-GTS-WonderTrade-Player ShopsAND A LOT MORE!

i-Network has been running since December of 2012! We are here for the long run. We are motivated to give our community expected updates, uptime, and most importantly, peace of mind knowing their progress won’t be gone from an unexpected server closure like most new servers nowadays.

Join I-Pixelmon.com today for the ultimate Pixelmon experience!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Oasis SMP [1.20+] Claiming | Skills | Fishing | Jobs

Customcontent, Fishing, Landclaim, Skills, smp, Survival, Towny

Oᴀsɪs Sᴍᴘ

Looking for a chill, friendly SMP server for Java Edition? Look no further, Oᴀsɪs Sᴍᴘ is for you!

IP: play.oasissmp.gg

Discord: https://discord.gg/NT8yJst82E

We are a relatively new survival multiplayer server in active development with updates released every 2-3 weeks. We use a custom resource pack on the server for our custom content textures and models (you will be prompted to use it when you join the server). The server was opened on November 24 after over a year in development.

At the moment, our features include:

🏝️ Land Claiming – Create a land and claim your base so your items are protected. Invite your friends, and join nations!

📜 Guide – An in game guide to get you started. Browse our server features with a custom GUI! (Use /guide in game to use)

🗺️ Multiple Worlds – Two main worlds to choose from: A fully custom generated map or a simple vanilla map.

🧭 Random Teleport – Teleport between worlds (Custom world, Vanilla world, and other dimensions)

⛏️ Resource Worlds – These three worlds reset every 2 weeks (Overworld resource, Nether resource, end resource)

🐪 Safari Nets – Catch mobs using safari nets for easier transportation

🎣Custom Fishing – Catch 50+ fish with more being added regularly (Yes, each fish has a custom texture)

👑 Ranks – Rank up to earn more commands and more chunks to claim for your land (You can even get /fly from the last rank!)

🎫 Tags – Earn tags to display before your rank and name in chat! (Tags can be earned from crates)

👷Jobs – Earn money to use on shops, ranking up, and land claiming. Level up your job to earn more money!

🎯 Skills – Level up to gain abilities and increase your personal stats. (Abilities such as speed mining, tree capacitator, etc.)

📋 Missions – Complete 12 random daily missions for rewards. Get an extra reward for completing all missions for each difficulty.

🛍️ Shops – Create a shop that other players can teleport to and buy from you. You may also sell or auction items using /ah!

💵 Player-run Economy – An economy that is completely run by players!

🎩 Cosmetics – Check out our cosmetics at /warp cosmetics! (Win cosmetics from crates, try them on at the warp)

⚒️Reforging – Reforge your tools and armor to get unique attributes on them

✅ Vote Rewards – Earn rewards from voting for the server using /vote in game! (Top 3 voters every month get bonus rewards)

Middle School Oasis [1.20+] Claiming | Skills | Fishing | Jobs Minecraft Server

Oᴀsɪs Sᴍᴘ [1.20+] Claiming | Skills | Fishing | Jobs

If you find any bugs please submit a ticket in the Discord so it can be fixed quickly. Any suggestions you may have can be posted in the Suggestions forum within the Discord as well.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	New Chunks Explored:	773578
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Crops Grown:	5699
Meteorites Collected:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

VanillasmithcraftSMP (1.20.4)

Landclaim, Minecraftserver, Minigames, Oldschool, PvE, PvP, Server, smp, Survival

VanillasmithcraftSMP (1.20.4) Minecraft Server

Java: vanillasmithcraftsmp.netBedrock: vanillasmithcraftsmp.net/Port-19132

▶ Resource pack Download Required

Nautical ranks

▶ Commitment to vanilla experience

We stay true to our semi-vanilla roots and hope to find like-minded people. We never go beyond quality-of-life datapacks and never change or add anything that would change or break vanilla mechanics like technical changes or game changing plugins.

▶ Transparency & Community

No matter who you are or what your play style is, we want you to feel welcomed on VanillaSmithCraft SMP and we do our best to make that happen! We run on community feedback and all changes coming to the server are voted on and discussed beforehand. We have a trustworthy, respectful community and ask the same of you.

▶ Projects & Events

On VanillaSmithCraft SMP our goal is for everyone to have fun. We do this with frequent both player-made and server-made projects and events. Every once and a while we host events. These events can range from things like smaller minigames. We also have frequent building competitions and group projects.

How To Join

IP/ vanillasmithcraftsmp.net

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.