Why are all controllers nowadays dogshit? Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of your controllers betraying you like a cheating ex? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your controller problems! Join us and experience a world where controllers never let you down, where they obey your every command like loyal minions.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Controller King, a mystical being who grants special powers to those who prove themselves worthy. Rumor has it that one lucky player even gained the ability to control the game with their mind alone! Will you be the next chosen one?

So come on, leave those crappy controllers behind and join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a few exploding sheep along the way. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly unique and controller-friendly!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	18
Players Killed by Monsters:	4673	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Happy Cubes

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Survival, Vanilla

Happy Cubes is an Ultra Hardcore SMP. But what does Ultra Hardcore mean? Server was created for those, who think that normal survival is too easy. It provides features that make the gameplay challenging and more interesting. If you want to check your Minecraft skills, grab a pack of friends or join alone and face the Ultra Hardcore!

Server features:

Hardcore Lives – Each player starts the game with 5 lives. Lose life when you die. You can trade lives with other players or buy additional using items in game. If you lose all your lives, you can ask another player for a revive, buy it from the itemshop or wait 3 days.

Lifesteal – Lose one heart everytime you die. Killing other players gives more hearts. If you prefer not to fight, you can also get your health back by buying it with items.

Kill streak – Fight with other players and get Kill Streak points with every kill. The higher kill streak you have, the better bonuses you earn (also get visual auras!)

Longer Nights – Survive throug the 30 minutes long nights! Then have only 10 minutes to rest during the day.No regeneration – Health does not regenerate naturally. To recover your missing hearts, use consumables like golden apples or regeneration potions.More detailed information can be found in-game using /info command.

No regeneration – Health does not regenerate naturally. To recover your missing hearts, use consumables like golden apples or regeneration potions.

More detailed information can be found in-game using /info command.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Farms Harvested:	628	Magic Items Found:	2239
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Underground Antics [1.20.4] Australian / Player Shops / Enhanced SMP / Plots / JAVA & BEDROCK / Simple Voice Chat Compatible

Adventure, Australia, Awesome, bedrock, best, Communitydriven, Cool, Creative, Custom, Economy, Epic, Friendly, Fun, Geyser, market, Markets, Medieval, Medium, Mods, Other, Plugins, Pve Economy, Server, Shop, Shops, Small, smp, Survival, Sydney, Underground, Voicechat, Voicechatmod

NOW UPDATED TO 1.20.4

Underground Antics

An established Australian-hosted Minecraft Server, started in 2012.

ip: play.undergroundantics.au

Join our discord!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Potions Brewed:	84	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

KizilayNetwork

Towny

Come to Our Brand New Towny Server, My Friend Ability to View the Game World on the Site Advanced Abilities System Inter-Player Trading System Advanced XRay protection Random Teleportation System (Captain) Ability to open menu with Shift+F keys The server economy operates on gold. Chat Competitions System FLY Cheat Protection Specially textured Tools, Sets and cosmetics MOB limitations to prevent server performance from decreasing Farming optimizations to prevent server performance from decreasing

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

gold coin

Survival

We are excited to introduce our new Minecraft server – Gold Coin! Our server offers a unique and engaging gameplay experience for players of all levels. With a focus on community building and teamwork, we strive to create a fun and inclusive environment for all players. Explore our custom-built world, complete challenging quests, and interact with other players from around the globe. Join us today and start your adventure on Gold Coin! Gold Coin is a Minecraft SMP (Survival Multiplayer) server that provides an immersive survival experience for players. Our server is centered around the idea of community and teamwork, and we encourage players to work together to build. Our world is full of exciting locations to explore, from sprawling forests to vast oceans. We offer a variety of challenging tasks and objectives that will test your survival skills and reward you with valuable resources. Whether you’re looking to build a bustling community or go on a solo adventure, Gold Coin has something for everyone. Join us today and start your journey in the world of Minecraft! also join the discord! https://discord.gg/WYUKN4N2 How to join? on bedrock ip: GOLD_COIN.aternos.me port: 57829 on java ip: GOLD_COIN.aternos.me

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Potions Brewed:	122
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Secret Passages Found:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

🌟 EmeraldsMC 💎 [SURVIVAL] 🏡 [LANDS] 👑[PVP] 🛒 [SHOPS] & [CHALLENGES] 🎉

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🌟 Welcome to EmeraldsMC! 💎PLAY.EMERALDSMC.COM

Discover a world of endless possibilities with our active staff ready to assist you anytime. Your opportunities here are endless. Show off your leadership skills by creating a town, become rich by gathering resources and completing weekly challenges, and run custom chest-shops!

– 🏡 Build thriving towns to show off your creativity.- 🛒 Run successful shops and amass riches in-game.- 🎉 Challenge yourself and others with exciting weekly tasks.

Join us today and embark on an epic Minecraft adventure!

🔥💰🏰🌄

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Towns Built:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

ProxyPvP

Anarchy, Cross-Play, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Vanilla

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	10

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

❤️ PrimeCraft 🛕 Survival 1.19.3+ 🛡️ MMORPG, Bosses, Economy, Towns, Custom Classes Warrior, Mage, Dungeon Events

bedrock, Bosses, Dungeons, Economy, Faction Pvp, Factions, Femboy, KitPvP, Leveling, LGBTQ, Minecraftmmorpg, Minigames, mmorpg, Primeminecraftmmorpg, Primemmorpg, Prison, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

We are committed to providing a high-quality gameplay experience, with a focus on fairness and balance. Our server is designed to be challenging and engaging, with a variety of game modes and challenges to keep players interested and engaged.

IP: mc.primecraft.org

Bedrock IP: bedrock.primecraft.orgCross Play (Work in progress) (Missing Resource Pack) (Not Recommended ATM)

Starter Guide:

Have Resource Pack Enabled

Prepare– Grab /Kit Adventurer– Read your Weapon Description for Controls. Hover over the item.

The Endless Journey Begins – Decide Rather to Fight Bosses in the Warzone or Explore the Wild– Warzone Bosses are Located Infront of Spawn. Walk around you will discover there locations.– Enter /Wild to build your base and gather materials. Fight New Mobs – Randomly There will be a Dungeon Event with a Warp. It is Recommended everyone go there for Double The Rewards!

Loot – Bosses Drop Loot Boxes, Furniture Boxes, Cosmetic Boxes, Cash Boxes, Trinket Boxes– Mobs Drop Gold to be Sold On /Shop

Endgame– Collect higher Lvl items with greater stats to deal more damage to your foes!– Collect Special Trinket Spells – Build Your Base

Upcoming Features– Reputation Unlocks– Cosmetics over your gear– Housing– + More

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Dimension Hops:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

VortexSMP

Survival

VortexSMP is a survival multiplayer server meant to have a friendly community with custom features. We are currently looking for a staff team that is willing to help out with current and future server development. Join in today to be apart of a BRAND NEW survival experience!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Dimension Hops:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

MCMP | Vanilla SMP Server 1.20.4

BUILD, Buildfree, Community, Communitysurvival, Create, Creative, Freebuild, Noclaims, Nogrief, Nogriefsurvival, Ogminecraft, Popular, Populated, Shop, Survival, Trade, Vanilla, Vanillasurvival

Welcome to MCMP, a completely vanilla freebuild anti-grief survival mode server that has been running for over 5 years.

MCMP is home to a welcoming community of players and admins, as we allow players to build whatever, whenever and wherever they like, as long as they don’t mess with other people’s things.

All of this…without the worry of grief! (All griefs that occur on the server can be rolled back in seconds!)

So come on the server and check the place out, there are some crazy cool things players have built over the years while the server has been up!

So please, make yourself at home and enjoy MCMP

Version: 1.20.4

IP: mcmp.tk

Server Rules:Respect other players on the server.Respect Staff Members and their decisions. (They are trying their best)Don’t grief other players builds. (That includes, Stealing, Breaking Blocks Others Have Placed and Lava/Water Flooding/)Keep the chat clean. No harassment, advertising, abuse.No hacks or cheats of any kind. If you are wondering about specific mods, please ask a staff member.We have a strict no grief policy here at MCMP. All griefs are rolled back and players responsible will face PERMANENT bans!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Ores Mined:	3820	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Red Obsidian SMP -> Modded | Java 1.19.2 | Seasonal Updates

Discord, Exploration, Explore, java, Modded, Modified, Modpack, Nochatreports, Noclaims, smp, Survival, Whitelist, Whitelisted

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YOU MUST BE WHITELISTED VIA OUR DISCORD TO PLAY

This is both for security reasons (like griefing prevention) and because all of our community functions are done through our Discord server. So join us, you have only to gain! (Click the “Community Discord” button above for an invite.)

Welcome to Red Obsidian SMP! We are a fairly small, heavily modded SMP server with a closely knit community. We have our own custom modpack that we play on, and seasonal world resets and updates to keep the server fresh for both old and new players.

What You Should Know:1. Our world resets every so often in “seasons”, but archived worlds will be available to you.2. We have no claims. But stealing and griefing are still prohibited unless you declare war.3. Exploration is highly encouraged. We have the Lootr mod so that you can almost always get loot.4. You can make your own team on our Discord with special benefits, or join an existing team.5. There is NO pay-to-win anything on this server. Only a few cosmetic benefits for server boosters.6. We have No Chat Reports installed. You won’t have to deal with Mojang’s chat filter.7. Have fun! That’s the most important part. 😉

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	13	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Mines Excavated:	1810
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Team PNG

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

F2P Minecraft Server – Be respectful and have fun! Java: play.teampng.com Bedrock: bedrock.teampng.com

No Stealing anything from any other player. No Griefing without prior permission. Don’t Destroy other players builds or items without prior permission. No Squatting.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

PlotPlay

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

We cordially invite you to the PlotPlay.pl server On the server you will find: ・Custom 5000×5000 grid map with various dungeon structures. ・Customowe moby. ・Lucky blocki. ・Kingdoms (create your kingdom and fight for domination). ・Easier tree felling. ・Many updates. ・Nice and helpful administration. Earn coins by mining ores: ・By mining raw materials such as coal, iron, diamonds and netherite, there is a chance that you will additionally mine coins thanks to which you can purchase many interesting items with the /rank command!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	17

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Express Box

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival Games

We strive to make Express Box unique compared to other servers. Therefore we have created a state of the art PvP-Enabled map including medieval themed builds such as castles and towers. We have also mixed in multiple other biomes to increate the originality of the server.

Box PvP KEEP INVENTORY

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

CreeperGames

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

We are CreeperGames, a Minecraft network for Java and Bedrock version, we’ll see you there https://discord.gg/7zSNpMs8BP

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Farms Harvested:	743	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Star Shards Collected:	235	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Oasisverse

Roleplay

The best Minecraft modern life server in the world. You can drive a car, live in a spacious mansion, and fly around the world with your friends. You can experience the prosperity of the world in the main cyberpunk city, and grow your favorite vegetables on the farm with your family. And fruit, man, put on the gun, and fight with the enemy in the streets, come to our server and enjoy, love you Oasisverse teamcontact us Discord;CeaserNotFound

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Crops Grown:	2982
Elemental Crystals Collected:	52	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	319
Villages Defended:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Runes Activated:	0

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.