Who’s Dumber? Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of chaos and stupidity! Join us if you want to see players trying to ride pigs off cliffs, building houses out of TNT, and getting into epic battles with chickens armed with diamond swords.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Who’s Dumber?” competition, where players compete in challenges like seeing who can drown themselves the fastest or who can fall into a pit of lava without dying. The winner gets a prize of… absolutely nothing because let’s face it, you’re all losers.

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are just as dumb and ridiculous as you are? Come join us and embrace the chaos!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Quailiens

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Quailiens is a super chill Minecraft Survival server with quality of life plugins to make your experience better. You can play with your friends, make land claims, create towns, make player warps, buy & sell items to others and more..!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Buildings Constructed:	50

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Forged Realms (ForgotSMP)

Anarchy, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Forged Realms, formerly known as ForgotSMP, is a minecraft network that specializes in different types of gamemodes especially survival minecraft. We have hosted gamemodes such as LifestealSMP, Lobby, VanillaSMP, PracticePVP, and we’re planning on adding more. Join the adventure!

We provide many gamemode: – LifestealSMP – Survival or Classic SMP – PVP Practice – And more coming soon!

Join The Adventure!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Eternal Realms

Economy, PvE, Survival

Eternal Realms is something of an oddity when it comes to Minecraft Multiplayer servers. We are a server where vanilla gameplay is enjoyed to it’s fullest, with most of the added features being completely optional!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

RusticLand

Economy, KitPvP, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to RusticLand, a survival crossplay1 server but you can enter with 1.12.2 – 1.19 😀

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Love Letters Sent:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

PowerMC

Hardcore, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Prison, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

PowerMC was created for powerful players and honoring them by prioritizing community feedback, consistent content development, and frequent updates without sacrificing high quality gameplay.

Play Survival, Lifesteal, and Prison gamemodes that contain active communities, engaging gameplay experience, balanced progression, next-level features, and many more aspects that curate a fun time for all types of players!

Connect now on Java and Bedrock Edition at IP: ms.powersmp.com and Bedrock Port: 19132.

Join the Discord at discord.gg/powermc to engage with an active community, receive announcements and updates, and participate in events and giveaways!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Farms Harvested:	901	Epic Quests Completed:	20

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Vellumtale

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

I want to personally invite everyone to our Vellumtale community!

But why should you join?

> Its a brand new server that’s up 24/7 and located in the EU. > Besides the standard features like Crates, Shops, Anti-Grief, Kits, Ranks etc. our server has revolutionary features such as Custom Weapons, Armor, Mobs, Dungeons, Quests, Cool Hats and a ton more! > We have a small but friendly community :schematics: > Lots of quality updates that are heavily influenced by the community! > Fast, reliable and friendly staff! > You can even talk with other players on the server directly from discord!

I hope we can all grow as players and as a community on Vellumtale !

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

EarthPol

Earth, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

EarthPol -> The Geopolitical Roleplay Experience

EarthPol is an Earth Server with a scale of 1:217 Earth Map where you can create your own towns, nations and alliances anywhere on the planet!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	385	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Infinity Stones Found:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Oasis Hub

Hardcore, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Oasis is a Minecraft survival server with quality of life plugins to make your experience better. The community based economy and gameplay is great but the server still provides you with everything you need to go solo! Some of the features offered are Teams, Player warps, Auction House, Custom Cosmetics / Fishing / Tools / Armor and MUCH more!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Towns Built:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Tunes Craft

Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Tunes Craft Season 2 is now here. Welcome along fresh kits, new events to play at least once a week, valuable ranks, different teams, and most importantly, months and beyond of continued and current fun. Come along and fight against enduring bosses or steal somebody’s loot after a tough battle in our brand new PvP arena. Unleash your inner beast in Tunes Craft Season 2. Don’t leave it too late! Get started now on tunescraft.net , Java Edition only. Minecrafters, it’s your time to shine!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Villages Defended:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

OpasMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

OpasMC is a Finnish Minecraft server where you can currently play Survival, CrystalPvP, Bedwars and Spleef. In the main location (hub) of the server, there is a Liito minigame and a PvP area where you can fight with other players. In addition, OpasMC has an Ullakko server where you can play SkyWars and Creative. You can also join the server in Bedrock Edition using the address play.opasmc.net and port 19132.

English: Please note that the language spoken on this server is Finnish and you can join the server only from Finland. In OpasMC you can currently play Survival, CrystalPvP, Bedwars, and Spleef. In addition, there are Glide mini game and a PvP area at the hub of the server. There’s also a server called “Ullakko” in OpasMC, where you can play SkyWars and Creative. You can also join the server in Bedrock Edition using play.opasmc.net and port 19132.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	79	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Bartol SMP

Earth, PvP, Survival

Welcome to the Bartol SMP, here we have 4 main servers, Hardcore, Anarchy, Earth, and Lifesteal;

On Lifesteal it’s simple, semi-anarchy, when you kill others you receive some of their hearts, and when they kill you they receive some of your hearts! If you loose all of your hearts then you automatically get banned for 2 days, after which you may re-join and start again (You do not loose hearts if you die to mobs, only players). On Hardcore, it’s pretty much the same as any hardcore world, the exact same amount of hearts, but there’s a twist! You also get banned for 10 hours , in which after you re-join and start again! On Anarchy, it’s the same as any other! NO rules, NO Restrictions, Go Wild! Earth is an Exact replica of the REAL Plant Earth! Including country borders, with claims and more. The more you play, the more you claim blocks you receive!

If you wish to Join you can, it’s Free! To also view the rules visit the #Rules channel in our Discord linked on this page.

The Owner Is Bartol#3110 . Cool Dude2016#2022 Manages This Server Page.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Falling into the Void:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Oholei Torah Chai

Bedwars, Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Unofficial server for oholei torah or anyone else that is jewish! works with minecraft java and minecraft bedrock, and works with Tlauncher and cracked accounts

Gamemodes & minigames:

Survival Skyblock Creative Kitpvp Bedwars Skywars Spleen Tnt run

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	4778	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Corvid Crossing

Survival

A fun Survival Minecraft server, with an amazing community, a very dedicated staff who are always their to help! We just had a major server owner change as well as a map change. We are working very hard to make this server the best we can possibly make it. We have cool ranks you can buy as well as amazing rewards that come with each one of our custom ranks!!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

HeartGoldMC

Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

Welcome to HeartGoldMC. HeartGoldMC is a server with the pixelmonmod. We would love to invite you on to our server. Invite your friends too! Its a tight community and we hope you have fun!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Villages Defended:	19	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

PitSim

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skywars

PitSim is a custom-coded, persistent game mode featuring a unique combat & progression system, godset PvP, battle pass, guilds, PvP-enabled PvE environment, custom minigames, and more! Our active development team is constantly providing the server with updates to grow it into the future. Join today to become a part of our community!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	20

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!