Wholesome SMP

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7303
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	134
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Interested must join -> Discord server: https://discord.gg/4ybZQgdmdz

Wholesome SMP is a HermitCraft stylecommunity driven SMP for Java 1.20.4+ where your voice matters. We have a tightly-knit long-lasting community which makes Minecraft as fun as possible. We have a diverse playerbase from all around the world (literally from America to Asia to Australia) and welcome all. There are playerbase-initiated weekly events and minigames on the server, and there are many community projects/builds/redstone farms from our players that you can try your hand at.

We have come far from where we started, and we ought to do better, which is why we are now hosting a new server for season 5 in hopes of creating an even better community.

Key Features

✅ Playerbase-initiated events and games every weekend
🔨 Large scale builds entirely built by the community
🧑‍🤝‍🧑 Create your own groups and contribute to creating a story for the server
🗳️ Community driven economy (trust-based system)

Mods

Coreprotect – protects you from griefers
Proximity Voice Chat – talk to players around you
Squaremap – see where your friends are
Multiplayer sleep
Player Heads
Armour Statues Book

Join the discord to be whitelisted!

Elon’s Antitrust Adventure

Adventure, antitrust, Antitrust Act, Business, Competition, control, corporate power, Economy, elon musk, Elons, germany, Government, innovation, law, legislation, market dominance, monopoly, Politics, power, Regulation, spd, Technology, tesla

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5381
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Secret Passages Found:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Crops Grown:	5935
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Magic Items Found:	7434

so like, u know how elon musk is like, super rich and powerful and stuff? well, this server is like, the complete opposite of that! we don’t want no musk-like figures takin’ over and ruinin’ the fun for everyone else. so come join us and help us fight against the evil musk empire! we’ll have epic battles and crazy adventures, all while stickin’ it to the man! plus, we got free cake every friday. so what are ya waitin’ for? join now and be a part of the rebellion against elon musk’s tyranny!

What is the IP for EYstreem Minecraft Server?

best minecraft pranks, eyestream, eystream, Eystreem, fooling my friends in minecraft, funny, hidden, how to prank in minecraft, level 1 to 100 ways to fool your friends in minecraft, Minecraft, minecraft bedrock edition, minecraft phone, minecraft pranks, prank, pranking my friends in minecraft, pranking players in minecraft, Roleplay, secret, Server, smart minecraft pranks, top 10 minecraft pranks, troll, tutorial

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5152
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Void Armor Forged:	19	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	393	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Villages Defended:	17

Eystreem, also known as Jordan, is a popular gaming YouTuber and content creator known for his Minecraft videos and tutorials. With a growing fan base of over 4 million subscribers, Eystreem creates engaging and entertaining content that showcases his creativity and passion for gaming. He is known for his unique storytelling abilities and his dedication to providing high-quality content for his viewers. Eystreem continues to inspire and entertain his audience with his love for gaming and his infectious energy.

MINEWARD

Adventure, Community, Crafting, Creative, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, FANTASY, Mineward, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, Parkour, PvE, Roleplay, RPG, Skills, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6262
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	mineward.net
Version	1.20.4+
Discord	Discord Link

Server Features

⚔️ Choose a class! (Warrior, Archer or Mage)
💀 Slay custom bosses like Skarrah the Conjurer of Runewoods, Wyreth the Exiled Prince, Vorklas the Ice Giant…
💎 Custom gear and abilities, full-set bonuses, jewelry slots.
📜 Explore the realm and do quests!
🎣 Catch leviathans!

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Question	Answer
Can I choose a class in the game?	Yes, you can choose from Warrior, Archer, or Mage.
Are there custom bosses to defeat?	Yes, you can slay bosses like Skarrah, Wyreth, and Vorklas.
Is there custom gear and abilities?	Yes, there are custom gear, abilities, full-set bonuses, and jewelry slots.
Can I explore the realm and do quests?	Yes, you can explore the realm and participate in quests.
Is there a way to catch leviathans?	Yes, you can catch leviathans in the game.

Nudify Boredom 1.21.3

1.21.3, bored, bored activities, bored and alone, bored and naked, bored at home, bored entertainment, bored games, bored meme, bored tiktok, Boredom, Nudify, nudify app, nudify challenge, nudify meme, nudify prank, nudify til i’m bored, nudify till i’m bored, nudify trend, nudify yourself

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5914
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	5767
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Divine Spears Created:	14
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Farms Harvested:	560	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like a party in your computer, but with blocks and stuff.

Imagine a world where you can build anything you want, like a giant hotdog or a roller coaster made out of cheese. The possibilities are endless, just like my love for chicken nuggets.

And get this, on this server, you can run around naked if you want to. That’s right, let your blocky bits hang loose and embrace your pixelated freedom. Who needs clothes when you have diamond armor, am I right?

So come on, join us and let’s get wild and crazy in this virtual playground. Let’s nudify til we’re bored and then nudify some more. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

The Man Who Predicted All This Shit Minecraft SMP

atheism, Blood, Caesarism, Communication, Cosmopolises, depopulation, Elites, Engineers, fertility collapse, intellectualism, man, Managerial bloat, materialism, Minecraft, MONEY, POL, political parties, Predicted, religiousness, Resources, Shit, smp, SUICIDE, Transportation, urbanism, veganism

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1428
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	95	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	163
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Dimension Hops:	12	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have created a world where /pol/ actually predicted the future! Join us as we navigate through cosmopolises filled with insane transportation methods and communication systems, all while the elites are obsessed with ridiculous things like veganism and futile intellectualism.

But that’s not all – political parties are playing absurd shenanigans, Caesarism is on the rise, and a second religiousness has taken over as materialism and atheism fade away due to a fertility collapse. Our engineers are working tirelessly to keep the machine going, even when resources run dry, and there’s even managerial bloat to spice things up.

So come join us and see if money can truly defeat blood in this wacky world where anything is possible! And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a chud who predicted it all before memes were even a thing. Let’s have some laughs and create some chaos together in this wild Minecraft adventure!

HaterzGonnaHate Minecraft SMP

HaterzGonnaHate, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5005
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Zombie Dances:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3

Yo, listen up fam, if you’re tired of all those lame-o servers where people don’t appreciate your epic builds and amazing redstone contraptions, then you gotta join this lit AF Minecraft SMP! We got unicorns riding pigs, flying llamas, and a secret underground disco party every Saturday night. Plus, our admin is a literal wizard who can turn dirt blocks into diamonds with just a flick of his wand (not a euphemism, I swear). So if you wanna be part of the coolest, craziest, most bonkers server in all of Minecraft history, then hit us up and join the fun! Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, you should probably stay away). #BestSMPever #JoinUsOrMissOut #DiamondsAreAGirlsBestFriend

NoKidsNoProbsMC

Adults, banning, Child protection, children, digital age, digital citizenship, Florida, Florida law, internet regulations, January 1st, NoKidsNoProbsMC, online behavior, online privacy, online safety, online security, parenting, social media, Social Media Ban, social media restrictions., Technology, underage users

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2328
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Villages Defended:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Mines Excavated:	1990
Dragons Tamed:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Are you tired of having to deal with annoying kids on social media? Well, fear not because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from those pesky youngsters! With Florida banning children under 13 from social media, you can finally enjoy a peaceful and adult-friendly gaming experience without any interruptions.

Join our server and embark on wild adventures in a world where only adults roam free. Build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and uncover hidden treasures without having to worry about any kids ruining the fun. Plus, with our exclusive chat filter that blocks out any immature language, you can rest assured that your gaming experience will be nothing short of classy and sophisticated.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other, where the only thing you’ll have to worry about is how to top your latest epic build. Trust us, once you go adult-only, you’ll never want to go back!

Creaking SMP

Active 24/7, beginner friendly, Civilization Safety, Civilizations, creaking, discord server, friendly community, hard difficulty, ip address, join the fun, minecraft survival, Most Popular Vanilla Server, new world, No Stealing, Pro Players Welcome, pure gameplay, pure vanilla, Safety Expansion, Serve, smp, top choice, Vanilla, Vanilla Multiplayer

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8659
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Mines Excavated:	1301	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Void Armor Forged:	28
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Overview

Feature	Description
Most Popular Vanilla Server	The first friendly vanilla multiplayer Minecraft server!
Friendly Community	Everyone is welcome, from beginners to pros. Don’t Steal.
Pure Vanilla	Experience Minecraft the way it was meant to be, no mods or changes.
Hard Difficulty	Make friends and work together to expand the safety of civilization!
Active 24/7	Always something happening! Come see why so many players choose us!
Join the Fun	We are brand new and our world is only just beginning!

Come see why we’re the #1 choice for Minecraft survival! https://discord.gg/creakingsmp server IP: mc.creaking.fun

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?

To join the server, simply connect using the server IP: mc.creaking.fun. Once connected, type /rules to be verified.

2. Is there a Discord server for the community?

Yes, you can join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/creakingsmp to connect with other players and stay updated on server events.

3. Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?

Yes, please make sure to follow the server rules outlined in the /rules command to ensure a positive and friendly experience for all players.

4. Can I invite friends to join the server?

Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join the server and be part of the growing community. The more, the merrier!

EduCraft High School 1.21.3

1.21.3, academics, clubs, curriculum, education, educational system, EduCraft, Exams, extracurricular activities, Graduation, HIGH, high school, learning environment, peer pressure, School, school community, school culture, school facilities, school traditions, social life, sports, Students, teachers, teenage experience

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8467
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Void Armor Forged:	23
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20

Yo, so like, imagine high school but in Minecraft, bro. Like, you can build your own school and have epic battles in the cafeteria over who gets the last cookie.

Join this server if you want to experience the drama of high school without actually having to deal with real people. Plus, we have a secret underground tunnel system for sneaky escapes from class.

Forget boring lectures and homework, on this server, you can create your own classes like Potion Making 101 or Advanced Creeper Taming.

So, if you’re tired of the same old high school routine and want to spice things up with some blocky chaos, then this server is the place for you. Just watch out for the zombie teachers, they can be real sticklers about tardiness.

Minecraft SMP – /Sonic the Hedgehog General/

Announce trailer, booru, cytube, DC Comics Collaboration, general, General link compilation, Hedgehog, IDW Release Dates, Milestone pastebin, Minecraft, Mistletoe Edition, Mod Recommendation Spreadsheet, OC info, Perfect System Collection, pixel world, smp, sonic, Sonic Christmas, Sonic comic scans, sonic game, sonic racing, Sonic Rumble, sonic the hedgehog, sonic the hedgehog 3, Teaser Trailer

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5628
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Ores Mined:	6773
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Welcome to the most electrifying Minecraft SMP out there – Sonic the Hedgehog General! Join us as we discuss ALL things Sonic, from racing to rumbling, we’ve got it all! Our server is so fast-paced, you’ll feel like you’re running alongside Sonic himself.

But that’s not all, folks! We’ve got exclusive trailers for Sonic Racing: CrossWorlds and Sonic the Hedgehog 3 that will blow your mind. And don’t even get me started on the Sonic x DC Comics Collaboration – it’s a match made in pixelated heaven!

Looking for some comic relief? We’ve got you covered with our Sonic comic scans and OC info. And if you’re feeling creative, hop on over to our Pixel World and show off your building skills.

So why join our SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a server that’s as fast, fun, and fabulous as Sonic himself? Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness that is Sonic the Hedgehog General – join today and let the adventure begin!

SnakeSitterNoMore

animal program, Boundaries, co-ownership, Communication, Conflict Resolution, family dynamics, high school, Long Term Care, Maturity, pet care arrangements, pet expenses, pet ownership, pet rehoming, pet transportation, Pregnancy, RESPONSIBILITY, sibling relationships, SIL, snake care, SnakeSitterNoMore

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2798
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Looking for a wild adventure in the world of Minecraft? Join our server and experience the thrill of taming virtual snakes! Just like the snake in this crazy story, you’ll have to navigate through challenges and obstacles to care for your pixelated reptile.

But beware, just like in real life, you may end up being the primary caretaker of your virtual snake, even if it wasn’t your idea in the first place! Will you be able to handle the responsibility and keep your in-game pet happy and healthy?

Join our server now and embark on a journey filled with drama, twists, and turns – just like the saga of this snake-loving family! Will you be able to handle the pressure and make the tough decisions when it comes to your pixelated pet? Only time will tell!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate snake charmer in the world of Minecraft! And remember, when in doubt, just give your virtual snake a virtual rat – it’s the circle of life in the world of pixels!

NoTofuPlz – Minecraft SMP

Absolutely, Allergies, aversion, cannot stand, Culinary, despise, detest, diet, DISLIKES, Eat, Food, gag reflex, loathe, Minecraft, no matter what, NoTofuPlz, picky eater, Preferences, Refuse, Repulsion, restrictions, smp, taste buds

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5940
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most lit place ever! We have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds and emeralds, and we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow stuff up LOL. Plus, our admin is a wizard who can summon dragons and unicorns, it’s totally wild!

But like, the best part is the food we have in this SMP. We have a rule that you can’t eat potatoes because they’re actually alien spies trying to take over the world. And if you even mention carrots, you have to do a dance-off with a zombie to prove your loyalty to the server. It’s crazy, but so much fun!

So yeah, if you’re looking for a totally bonkers Minecraft SMP where anything goes, you gotta join us. Just be prepared for the chaos and the random dance parties with skeletons, it’s a blast!

DefendCraft

court cases, criminal charges, dangerous situations, Deadly Force, DefendCraft, defending oneself, defending your life, defending your property, gun rights, justifiable homicide, killing, legal rights, lethal force, life or death, life-threatening situations, personal safety, protecting oneself, self defense, stand your ground, Survival, using force

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9649
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Ores Mined:	6459	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only way to survive is by mastering the art of self-defense! Ever been attacked by a horde of creepers and had to fight back with nothing but a wooden sword? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday afternoon.

Join us for epic battles against mobs, where you’ll have to think fast and fight even faster to stay alive. Our players have some insane stories of self-defense, like the time one player took down a whole army of skeletons with just a stack of potatoes. Or the time another player built an entire fortress out of dirt to protect themselves from a pack of angry zombies.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will test your skills and keep you on your toes, join us now! Who knows, you might just become a legendary warrior known for your epic acts of self-defense.

ZionistZapperCraft

anti-imperialism, anti-Zionism, ayatollah, Conflict, foreign intervention, Geopolitics, iran, Iran-Israel Relations, Islamic Republic, Khamenei, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Military, Politics, proxy wars, Regional power struggle, resistance, supreme leader, Syria, Zionists, ZionistZapperCraft

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	549
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Zombie Dances:	1
Crops Grown:	5757	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Void Gems Collected:	28
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than iran and israel combined! khamenei himself said “zionists haven’t won” but you can win big on our server! build your own empire and show those zionists who’s boss! we have crazy pvp battles, insane treasure hunts, and even a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the haters. join now and be part of the most epic showdown in minecraft history!

Repaired & Ready – Cheap Fixes

affordable, bargain, budget-friendly, Cheap, cost effective, Deal, Discounted, diy, economical, fixer upper, Fixes, frugal, handyman, low cost, Ready, refurbish, Repair, repaired, Restore, savings, secondhand, thrifty, Value

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3504
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	12	Love Letters Sent:	8
New Chunks Explored:	952216	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65
Dragon Scales Harvested:	167	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21

Yo, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the pigs can fly and the creepers do the cha-cha slide? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding on a rainbow llama through a field of exploding watermelons. Build your own castle made entirely of cheese and defend it from an army of evil bunnies.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can trade your diamonds for magical unicorn farts that will give you super speed and the ability to shoot lasers from your eyes.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world of wonder and weirdness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!