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Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 5965 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 19 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 12 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 |
Join us for epic battles against a horde of evil chickens who have taken over the land. But don’t worry, we have a secret weapon – exploding pigs! Yes, you heard that right. These pigs are armed with TNT and ready to take down those pesky chickens once and for all.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Rainbow Sheep, who will guide you on a quest to find the mystical diamond llama hidden deep within the mines. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Nyan Cat, who will grant you three wishes (just don’t wish for more wishes, that’s against the rules).
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. And remember, on our server, anything is possible – even for a white guy like you!