Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can’t fully express your love for building AND your disdain for non-whites and kikes? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky SMP where anything goes, including entering the mysterious white ethonstate. Who knows what adventures await you there? Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and maybe a few blocks of TNT for good measure. So come on, join us and let your inner chaos reign supreme!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players: 104/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Immortal Anvils Forged: 12
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Rey Hugs Dom Minecraft SMP

    Rey Hugs Dom Minecraft SMP
    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds in the depths of our server when suddenly, Rey Mysterio and Dom appear out of nowhere and challenge you to a tag team match! The stakes? If you win, Rey retires from wrestling forever. But if you lose, you have to wear a luchador mask for the rest of your days on the server. It’s a high-flying, high-stakes battle that will have you on the edge of your seat (or minecart)!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a secret love for disco music. Join us and help throw the dragon the ultimate dance party to save the world from destruction! Plus, our community is filled with hilarious and quirky players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures await you next!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Euphoria & Kaleido Minecraft Server

    Euphoria & Kaleido Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where Phase Connect’s Third Generation is taking over with Phase Euphoria and Phase Kaleido (JP) Playing Favourites edition!

    Join us for crazy birthday streams, original songs with 1980s City Pop vibes, and guerrilla streams that will blow your blocky mind. From members-only watchalongs to handcam arts and crafts, our server is the place to be for all things wacky and wonderful.

    But that’s not all! Our server is so epic, even Memory is taking a break until the end of the month just to recover from the sheer awesomeness. With characters like Runie Ruse, Eimi Isami, Muu Muyu, and more, you’ll never run out of hilarious content to enjoy.

    So why wait? Join us today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for your mind to be blown like a TNT explosion in the Nether. Let’s get crafting!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 58 Evil Twin Fights: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • ””Minecraft SMP: Left Football Players””

    ””Minecraft SMP: Left Football Players””
    Are you tired of the same old Minecraft SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is where football players clash with soccer players in epic battles of blocky proportions! Join us for a chance to witness Ronaldo and Messi teaming up to build the ultimate fortress, while Tom Brady and Patrick Mahomes duke it out in a PvP arena made entirely of diamond blocks.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of redstone contraptions. Rumor has it they once built a working roller coaster that takes you through a maze of lava pits and zombie spawners.

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama-powered roller coaster while watching Messi score a goal on Brady in a game of Spleef? Don’t miss out on the craziest, most unpredictable server in the Minecraft universe!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Farms Harvested: 292

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Crafty McFunny Minecraft Server

    Crafty McFunny Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers? Do you wish you could refund the game because you’re so bored? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky experience that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget all about that refund button!

    Our server is so exclusive, it’s like early access to a whole new dimension of Minecraft. We have flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that poops out enchanted golden apples.

    But that’s not all! We have custom mini-games like “TNT Tag with a Twist” where the TNT is actually confetti bombs that make you break out into a spontaneous dance party. And don’t even get us started on our custom skins – you can dress up as a taco, a unicorn, or even a sentient block of cheese.

    So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be having the time of your life on our crazy, chaotic, and completely bonkers Minecraft server? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (and your sides split from laughter)!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Banking on Homes Minecraft SMP

    Banking on Homes Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the banks are buying up homes instead of investing in the stock market! Why, you ask? Because the homes are secretly made of diamond blocks and the banks are trying to hoard all the riches for themselves! Join us and embark on a quest to uncover the truth behind this bizarre phenomenon while also building the most extravagant diamond mansion the world has ever seen. Trust us, this server is a real gem!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 8569

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • The Block Party Minecraft Server

    The Block Party Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks! Build your own rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano and a water park full of angry squids!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, a mysterious creature that roams the land and challenges players to epic dance-offs for rare loot!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re afraid of giant chickens, then maybe stay away.

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Haunted Chests Opened: 9 Goblin Markets Raided: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Kino’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

    Kino’s Minecraft SMP Adventure
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the grass is greener, the diamonds are shinier, and the creepers are… well, still pretty darn explosive.

    Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly (literally, we have a mod for that), where the villagers have formed a secret society dedicated to trading emeralds for useless junk, and where the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood dragon who really just wants a hug.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who once built an entire castle out of nothing but dirt and sheer determination. Rumor has it he can tame a pack of wolves with just a wink and a smile.

    So, why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen, build a rollercoaster that defies all laws of physics, and participate in epic PvP battles that will go down in server history as the stuff of legends?

    Yeah, I’m thinking kino. Join us and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 16 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Blocky Battle Royale Minecraft Server

    Blocky Battle Royale Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter – Best Girl Edition-dakanne! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

    First off, our server is filled with the most kawaii and badass girls from the Yu-Gi-Oh! Rush Duel universe. You’ll be dueling alongside the likes of Yuo Goha and Salamandeus of Scorching, all while looking fabulous in your custom decklists.

    But that’s not all! Our server is so lit that even the Neo Legend Awakening Pack couldn’t handle the heat. Triple Build Pack: Evolution Impact? Pfft, child’s play compared to the chaos you’ll experience on our server.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our probability calculator is so accurate, it predicted the release of Rush Duel before Konami even knew about it. So come join us, where the duels are fierce and the girls are fierce-er!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 4 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Official Minecraft SMP Fun Times

    Official Minecraft SMP Fun Times
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at!

    Join us on our wacky Minecraft SMP where the One Piece Fan Letter has become the highest rated anime of 2024 – and not just in the real world, but in our virtual world too! Sail the high seas, battle epic bosses, and collect powerful Devil Fruits as you embark on your own pirate adventure.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that the legendary One Piece treasure is hidden somewhere on our server, just waiting to be discovered by a brave and daring player. Will you be the one to claim the ultimate prize and become the king of the pirates?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP and experience the thrill of a lifetime! Who knows what other insane surprises await you in this wild and unpredictable world.

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 45 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • ❤️ CHERRYTIME ✨ /FREE /EVENTS MASSACRE ✅ Minecraft WIP server

    ❤️ CHERRYTIME ✨ /FREE /EVENTS MASSACRE ✅ Minecraft WIP server

    A full-fledged analogue of FunTime especially for you!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 19

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Friendly Guys Minecraft Server

    Friendly Guys Minecraft Server
    Tired of players mistaking your kindness for romantic interest? Join our Minecraft server where everyone knows that sharing resources and helping each other out is just good gaming etiquette, not a love confession! No more awkward misunderstandings, just pure block-building fun! Plus, rumor has it that our server is enchanted with a spell that turns all diamonds into pizza slices – because who needs shiny rocks when you can have delicious cheesy goodness instead? Join us now and let’s build a world where friendship is the only thing that sparkles!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Ores Mined: 8805
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 4

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • DILF’s Mansion Minecraft SMP

    DILF’s Mansion Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride of daddy issues and questionable relationships! Our server is filled with young sluts ready to work out their issues by building giant phallic structures and seducing players old enough to be their fathers. Don’t miss out on the drama and chaos that ensues when you mix Minecraft with daddy issues! Join now for a truly unforgettable experience.

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Phantom Rings Equipped: 8
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Kusuriya’s Solo Minecraft Server

    Kusuriya’s Solo Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance (just ask Maomao)!

    Our server is so epic that even Maomao can’t stay away! She’s always causing mischief and keeping things interesting for everyone. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with her (watch out for those creepers though)!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and maybe a diamond sword or two. Maomao is always up for a little friendly competition, especially when it comes to building the most epic structures in all of Minecraft land. See you there!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Towns Built: 10 Haunted Chests Opened: 6
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 23

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Expired Canned Grapeleaves Minecraft SMP

    Expired Canned Grapeleaves Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and escape the expired canned grapeleaves of real life! In our world, you won’t have to worry about food poisoning or expiration dates. Plus, if you die in-game, you won’t actually die in real life (we promise). So come join us and leave the expired grapeleaves behind for good!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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