WhiskyWife’s Escape Minecraft Server

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Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where the label on the back of whisky bottles is used as fashion accessories! Join us for some hilarious fun as we peel off stickers and stick them in unexpected places – like on your wife’s sweater right over her boob!

But that’s not all – we have chocolate bar thieves, birthday celebrations, and plenty of side-eye action at the local Safeway. Join us for a server experience like no other, where the only rule is to have a good time and embrace the madness. Who knew a whisky sticker could cause so much chaos? Join now and see for yourself!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
New Chunks Explored:	362189	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Holy Grails Found:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Enchantments Applied:	76	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Dimension Hops:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Void Gems Collected:	13	Love Letters Sent:	16

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Mythical Relics Collected:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Dragon Eggs Found:	7541
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Gods Slained:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

FrontierSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Villages Defended:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Void Gems Collected:	26
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

InfiniteMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Warden City

Survival

Warden City only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	182
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Meteorites Collected:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

AllianceCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Animals Bred:	107
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Farms Harvested:	814	Ores Mined:	4485

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

EnchantMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Survival

EnchantMC.com is a fresh Pixelmon Server played by SpicyHindu. Join us today on Pixelmon Reforged v8.4.2!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/enchantmc.1918096! IP: squirtle.enchantmc.com Website: https://enchantmc.com Plugins installed on server: Pixelmon, GTS, Nucleus

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Runes Activated:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

MinnesotaMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.MinessiiMC, is a Minecraft Java Edition/Bedrock network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	5126	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Citrus

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Join our Survival Economy Server for an exciting gaming experience! We offer AFK Farms, intense PVP action, land claims to protect your creations, XP Leveling with kits, and the thrilling mcMMO plugin. Our active and friendly community loves to build and farm together, and we’re always chatting on Discord. Join us now for endless adventures!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.