Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our Partial Partner of the Power-washing Power-couple, Calliope Mori.

Legend has it that Calliope Mori once defeated the Ender Dragon using only a bucket of water and a sponge. She’s so skilled at power-washing that even the creepers run in fear when they see her coming. And now, she’s looking for new recruits to join her on her quest to clean up the Minecraft world one block at a time.

But that’s not all! On this server, you’ll also have the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle giant chickens in epic boss fights, and even discover hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds. And did we mention that every player gets their own personal unicorn to ride around on?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure with Calliope Mori and become a part of the most legendary power-washing power-couple in all of gaming history!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 100/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned: 34 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3
Astral Projections Made: 0 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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