Where the Fuck is it? Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6007
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Endless Night Skies:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Are you ready for a server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further than our mysterious Minecraft SMP!

Join us if you dare, as we embark on epic quests to find the elusive “Where the fuck is it?” treasure. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted unlimited diamonds and the ability to ride a unicorn into battle.

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. Our community is filled with eccentric players who have been known to break out into spontaneous dance parties and build giant statues of themselves out of obsidian.

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos and embark on a wild adventure, join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

CubeCadia Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5934
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Animals Bred:	170	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Undead Armies Raised:	0

cubecadia.net

Castaway

Cross-Play, Earth, OneBlock, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3712
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	438
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Secret Passages Found:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Star Shards Collected:	238
Potions Brewed:	129	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

play.castaway.gg

ElementCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3284
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Buildings Constructed:	48
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	145	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Zombie Dances:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Towns Built:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

ElementCraft is a 1.19+ crossplay survival server! We offer an endless amount of possibilities and features such as custom-coded classes. Ever wanted to be a demon, and get boosted abilities in the nether, or even become an angel and have wings? That’s all possible at ElementCraft including a wide variety of other features such as custom enchantments, economy, skills, and much more! Join our welcoming community today. We would be happy to have you!ElementCraft’s IP address is elementcraft.net. To join on Bedrock, you may use the IP address and the default port which is 19132.

elementcraft.net

Arai Craft

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8278
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3151	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Holy Grails Found:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Secret Passages Found:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Alien Abductions:	5

Welcome to Arai Craft one of the few Cracked Dragon Block servers! The main goal of the server is to progress through the custom saga and get stronger. To help you achieve this goal you can play Parallel quests, Boss fights, Daily missions and train with Mentors. All PVE battles are heavily scripted so you will get a DBC experience like no other! Other then training a great vocal point of the server is the survival world where you can make factions, make money and raid people. Battling it out with other people over loot in DBC combat is one of the most fun parts of the server that will surely be exiting and enjoyable.Technic Download: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/arai-craft.1696794

135.125.189.27:25569

Island Memories

Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9814
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Void Gems Collected:	26	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Island Memories is a survival server where you can build your own kingdom claims and explore an expanding open-world RPG map. We have about 1000+ custom furniture and 250+ custom blocks scattered around the world. Find secret traders and unlock over 100+ weapon skills, mounts and pets by doing quests.

islandmemories.shockbyte.cc

Dungeons Dragons and Space Shuttles

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8532
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	30	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	208
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: ddss.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB Ultimate Reloaded Modpack

ddss.craftersland.net

Utopiverse Network

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6374
Rating:	4.9 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Welcome to Utopiverse Network!Stay connected: Before you embark into the wide world of Utopiverse Network, here’s how you can stay connected: • IP: play.utopiverse.net • Website: www.utopiverse.net • Twitter: twitter.com/UtopiverseN • Discord: discord.utopiverse.netWho are we? We are an extensive Minecraft network that offers players a unique gameplay experience. So far, we feature Survival, a customized game mode that our players can fight, survive, and thrive in. We also embody an exceptional staff team who are reliable and understanding. We like to commemorate ourselves for always being available, so if you have any questions, please feel free to reach out!The team. Hello from the staff team! Utopiverse Network embodies an exceptional staff team who enjoy the server as much as their players. A staff team that enjoys their servers as much as you do, allows for a more cohesive gameplay all around. Also, we like to commemorate ourselves for being available, so if you have any questions, please feel free to reach out! We will get back to you as soon as we can!Want to get more involved? We provide our players with many ways to stay active, or to get more active. Maybe you want to Partner with Utopiverse, or you enjoy our features as much as we do, so you care to Invest. If partnering and/or investing is not your thing, becoming apart of the staff team can be very beneficial as well! Our Management Team trains our staff members to be current with Minecraft methods and techniques as well as techniques to provide a respectful yet successful community. Contact our staff team if you are considering getting involved. Staff applications can be found on our website!If you have any questions, please feel free to ask us. Thank you so much, we hope to see you all on Utopiverse! The door to a new world awaits, come on in!

play.utopiverse.net

Pokecentral

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6740
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Villages Defended:	19
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

The Best Minecraft Modded Pixelmon Server! Around for 7+ years!Come experience a custom-made map, diverse achievements, and a custom questline on Pokecentral!Collect custom auras, fill the pokedex, compete in competitive Pokemon tournaments, and more!Pokecentral offers users a unique pixelmon experience with a fusion of hand-made custom features and pixelmon classics, come join!Install Pixelmon and connect easily using our Technic Modpack! Download Pixelmon Here https://bit.ly/PokecentralModpackNeed Support? Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/Pokecentral

pokecentral.org

Mystiverse

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5686
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Ores Mined:	595	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Void Armor Forged:	20	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

Are you tired of how easy minecraft is nowdays? Are you sick of servers where players obtain top gear by day one?Do you want to feel a classical factions experience with an RPG twist? Do you like the look of amazing custom world generated biomes?Then join mystiverse! A new classic, hard factions server with an RPG twist! New players can select 1 out of 4 different classes: Pirate, Witch, Assassin and Elemental. Each class has a lot of abilities and custom items that feel vanilla like and intuitive to use. There is a full wiki in our discord, learn all about the available classes there. A class might change your ideal food choice, crop choice, or even provide you with combat abilities, movement abilities (e.g. double jumping) and custom items.

pvp.mystiverse.net

DunyaMC

Earth, Economy, Factions, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8460
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Zombie Dances:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	6463	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

oyna.dunyamc.com.tr

xFireBox

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	3384
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

Welcome to xFireBox.net, the ultimate mining haven where the pursuit of resources and powerful equipment takes center stage! Prepare yourself for an extraordinary gameplay experience focused on the thrill of mining, without the distractions of building.Step into our server and become part of a vibrant community, driven by the shared passion for gathering valuable resources. Interact with like-minded players, engage in lively discussions, and forge lasting friendships with fellow resource enthusiasts.xFireBox is meticulously designed to offer a mining paradise like no other. With an array of meticulously crafted mines, you’ll uncover a wealth of rare and precious resources. Explore each mine’s unique challenges and reap the rewards as you delve deeper into the earth.Forget about building structures or intricate designs. Here, it’s all about honing your mining skills to perfection. Upgrade your equipment, unlock powerful tools, and discover hidden secrets that will propel your mining prowess to new heights.Our server boasts a dynamic progression system with a unique Prestige function. Rise through the ranks and unlock coveted block multipliers, amplifying your resource gains with every prestige level achieved. Leave your mark as a legendary miner and inspire others to follow in your footsteps.At xFireBox, we understand the value of hard work. Every swing of your pickaxe brings the promise of fortune. With our Fortune feature, each mined block holds the potential for incredible rewards, ensuring that your dedication is duly rewarded.Join our thriving community of resource enthusiasts, where players from all walks of life come together to pursue their mining passions. With over 60,000 dedicated players already on board, you’ll find camaraderie, support, and the excitement of shared adventures.Visit xFireBox.net today and embark on a mining odyssey like no other. Unleash your inner miner, gather your tools, and immerse yourself in the exhilarating world of xFireBox, where mining reigns supreme. Join us now and experience the pure thrill of unearthing riches and forging a legacy as a master of the mines!

xfirebox.minehut.gg

SlimeSMP

Cross-Play, PvE, Survival

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1166
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
New Chunks Explored:	999314	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

org.slimesmp.com

JiferCraft

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5155
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6779	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5452
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Welcome to JiferCraft Studios! Here you will find a unique survival server, which combines the excitement of construction with the adrenaline of PvP combat. • Immerse yourself in a world full of possibilities and challenges. • Build your home and impressive structures. • Face exciting PvP battles against other players. • Explore vast landscapes and magnificent biomes. • Collect resources and thrive in a dynamic economy.But that is not all! We are working to add more game modes to give you an even more varied experience. Join the server and discover a world of adventure, creativity and unlimited fun. We will wait for you!

mc.jifercraft.com

Monuments

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3922
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Monumenta is a free Minecraft-based, Survival-mode, action-oriented MMORPG, with a foundation in the Complete the Monument (CTM) genre of adventure maps. With 19 huge, handmade dungeons, over a hundred quests, 1500+ custom items, seven customizable classes, and multiple enormous overworlds to connect everything together, Monumenta is a truly massive adventure that can be played solo or cooperatively for hundreds of hours with almost no repetitive grinding. Monumenta has remained live since Closed Beta in June 2017 and updates weekly with new content and bug fixes. It is a community-driven project which is and always will be free to play.

server.playmonumenta.com

MassiveCraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7274
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Treasure Maps Found:	3

massivecraft.com