Where the Fuck is it? Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3954
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Enchantments Applied:	202
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Are you ready for a server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further than our mysterious Minecraft SMP!

Join us if you dare, as we embark on epic quests to find the elusive “Where the fuck is it?” treasure. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted unlimited diamonds and the ability to ride a unicorn into battle.

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. Our community is filled with eccentric players who have been known to break out into spontaneous dance parties and build giant statues of themselves out of obsidian.

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos and embark on a wild adventure, join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

The Universe Network

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2007
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Endless Night Skies:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

The Universe is a Minecraft Community Server for all ages. Our committed Universe Team creates gameplay like no other. Everything on our network is exclusively crafted, ensuring a custom-made and unique experience.Gamemodes: – Next Level Prison – Cyberpunk Laser TagThis server is running entirely on custom code written by experienced creators. It’s safe, grief-free, high-performance, and has dedicated staff. Updates are entirely community-based.Join now!

theuniverse.network

MineSeed

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4669
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	630375	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

join.mineseed.org

Medieval Vanilla

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7648
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Towns Built:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

A vanilla server with some life quality plugins such as essentials, GriefPrevention, and TreeGravity. The server is updated to the newest version as soon as Optifine is released. With a small and friendly community, we strive to create a safe place to chill out. Griefers and trolls are not welcome and will be banned as soon as possible. SERVER IP: medieval-vanilla.com Server Port [Bedrock and Pocket Edition]: 19132 Server Port [Java]: 25565Example: medieval-vanilla.com:19132

medieval-vanilla.com

MINERAZE

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7556
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Votes:	6188	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Ores Mined:	2694	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2

We offer many features such as:Custom Towny, Items, Mobs, Jobs, Dungeons, and more.Join with org.mineraze.net

org.mineraze.net

GladMC

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8513
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	50
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Farms Harvested:	616	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Minecraft Server GladMC – Brazilian Server BedWars, Full PvP, RankUP, Practice …Server IP: mc.gladmc.com Site: https://gladmc.com Discord: https://dc.gladmc.com Instagram: https://ig.gladmc.comThe best minecraft server in Brazil, without lag with Ping BR! Invite your friends and meet new people, have fun in our mini games.

mc.gladmc.com

PrismaCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9556
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	439	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	218	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Wyrmholes Dug:	4

ANNOUNCEMENT! Towny 2 has been released!PrismaCraft is a friendly, community-focused towny server that is perfect for any Minecraft players looking for a place to settle down and vibe, build, and grind to their hearts content! Our unique range of plugins help create a cosy, yet grindy, vanilla-ish experience with RPG elements. Come find your own little home within our lovely community!Discord: https://discord.gg/prismacraft LinkTree: https://linktr.ee/prismacraft

play.prismacraft.net

FlashSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7087
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	4

Welcome to BlossomSMP, a captivating Minecraft survival multiplayer experience where creativity and community intertwine in a vibrant world of endless possibilities. In this enchanting 1.20 version of the game, BlossomSMP invites you to embark on a journey like no other, where the landscape is painted with the hues of blossoming trees and the air is filled with the sweet fragrance of adventure.

blossum.gg

TheYolos

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3459
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	1259
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

A Minecraft Network with Multiple Gameplay and Fun Community! ⭐Survival ⭐Slimefun ⭐Fantasy ⭐Mmorpg ⭐Dungeons ⭐Good Community ⭐Survival Hardcore ⭐MORE!

play.theyolos.com

RexKraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2013
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	359	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

RexKraft is a tight-knit community that welcomes all new members. We are a family-friendly server so everyone can have an enjoyable time while playing! We’re a highly oriented community that values all the opinions our player base offers. We bring a lot to the table to make sure you do not get bored on the server!

play.rexkraft.com

Blooh Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6340
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Blooh Network is a Minecraft Survival SMP server that offers a fun and entertaining experience for all! With our server being open to both Premium and Cracked Minecraft Players everyone can have a fun time! So what are you waiting for come join and have some fun! (IP: play.blooh.net)

play.blooh.net:25596

HinokamiMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8843
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Void Armor Forged:	19	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Holy Grails Found:	5

HinokamiMC – We offer a custom Demon Slayer SMP that requires no mods and is both Java and Bedrock compatible! We offer custom breathing styles directly from the anime series! Custom updates each new season, community driven input that gets added to the server, and a monthly PVP event called the Hinokami tournament, where you 1v1 players to win prizes!

play.mc-oasis.com

GoldenLeaf

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2758
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Void Armor Forged:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	352
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Endless Night Skies:	5

GoldenLeaf is a 1.20.1 Survival/Towny and Creative Network with an energetic community. Built on transparency and hard work, we strive to bring a fair and fun opportunity to all players. The server is 100 non-pay to win, with custom plugins and unique opportunities like earning player vaults and extra sethomes from voting.We also have: – An easy to follow chat – An active Discord server – Custom plugins, Banking – Skills, Player Levels, Mcmmo – Active Staff, Grief Rollback Chest Protection – Crates, Casino Lottery – Auctions Player Trading – Admin Shop Player Market – Creative Plots With World Edit

play.goldenleafmc.com

MCFriendly

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1904
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Runes Activated:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

mcfriendly.us

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5657
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Ores Mined:	9511	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

zencraft.cc

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4479
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Enchantments Applied:	135
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Towns Built:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Void Gems Collected:	11	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

mc.caldascraft.eu